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"Yes, strictly speaking, they should be gods and immortals." Richard said in a serious tone: "Ours are gods, and yours are called gods. I remember it very clearly."

Xiao Zhang and others looked shocked, and their hearts were in turmoil.

Even Xiao Zhang, who was very sure that gods existed in this world, had never thought that gods would participate in human wars, and that the gods from the East would fight against the gods from the West.

"Go on."

"Okay. But I don't know the details of the war between gods and immortals, because I was just a baron in charge of logistics at the time, and my promotion to viscount was only in this century. Speaking of this, I really envy human beings, human beings Although they are far weaker than us vampires and other extraordinary creatures in terms of talent, some of them have incredible talents, and in just a few decades, they can possess power comparable to that of gods."

"I only know the result of what we call the War of the Gods. Almost all our western gods died in that war, so this war is also called the Twilight of the Gods because it lasted during that war. After a hundred years of war, there are no more gods in our world. And almost all your gods died in that war, but compared to our gods who can only die or fall into permanent dormancy, It is said that your gods can all be resurrected using a method of reincarnation, but they will lose their power..."

Xiao Zhang interrupted Richard's words, frowned and asked: "Are you kidding me? What do you Western gods think?"

Wuying was also very unconvinced and said: "That's right, all the gods don't need to take action. As long as the Monkey King, the Monkey King, takes action, he can knock all the gods in the west to death."

Others also nodded. In the eyes of the Chinese people, Monkey King, the Monkey King, is the invincible and victorious Buddha, not to mention the omnipotent Tathagata Buddha, Sanqing Daoist and other gods.

How could the mere gods of the barbarians in the West cause almost all the gods in the East to perish?

"I know the Monkey King, Monkey King, and I later studied your myths and legends. He is indeed very powerful, but in fact, the real gods and immortals are not what they are in myths and legends."

Richard denied what Wu Fei said, and then continued to explain with some fear amid everyone's dissatisfied expressions.

"Not only your gods, but also our gods are different from real myths and legends. In the words of the council, they just came into contact with creatures with extraordinary power earlier. There is no creation in this world at all. Gods, sun gods, all gods and immortals are almost all creatures born on this planet, they just appeared earlier than us."

"The planet under our feet was born 6.5 billion years ago, and it took shape only 4 billion years ago. The birth of life was 3.5 billion years ago. This is an incredible time scale for human beings, even in We vampires, who seem to be immortal to humans, have never been over 10,000 years old. The legendary ancestor was born very early, but I don’t know.”

"In 3.5 billion years, I don't know how many lives have appeared on this planet. It is normal for some creatures to touch the extraordinary and acquire abilities similar to immortality. Those beings who mastered extraordinary power before humans have become the most powerful beings in the human world. God in."

Richard took a deep breath, looked at Xiao Zhang and others seriously and asked: "You don't really think that the so-called God can smash the planet under our feet with one slap, do you? You know how powerful nuclear weapons are Is it powerful? But even if all the nuclear weapons in the world are detonated, they can only destroy the human world on the surface. They cannot even kill all the living things on the planet. The power of nuclear weapon explosions can only affect the surface of the planet. It can’t be destroyed.”

"I remember you have a saying that human power is limited, and the same goes for divine power. The sun occupies 99.86% of the total mass of the solar system. In addition, there are nine planets and countless asteroids, meteors, comets, interstellar dust, etc. Wait, what does this planet under our feet mean? How can the life born on this planet control the sun and become a sun god?"

"I know you don't want to believe what I say." Richard looked at everyone and asked confidently: "Then have you ever thought that if the universe was opened by the so-called creation gods, those gods can really control it? The power of the stars, so why do they stay on the planet under our feet? Compared to the entire universe, the planet under our feet is not even a grain of dust, and even the sun is not a grain of dust. .”

This question silenced everyone. It wasn't that they didn't want to believe Richard's words, it was just that they had just learned that gods and immortals existed in this world, and then they said that these gods and immortals were completely different from those in myths and legends.

The psychological gap is just too big.

Xiao Zhang subconsciously believed what Richard said, but he did not agree with one of the things Richard said.

There are only eight planets in the solar system, but considering it is 1991, there is no problem with nine planets.

"You know quite a bit about science."

"Of course. In addition to being a vampire viscount, I also have twelve doctorate degrees."

Richard demonstrates his worth.

Xiao Zhang continued to ask: "What about the ending after the battle?"

Richard laughed and said, "You already know the answer. If all your gods and supernatural beings had lost, then you wouldn't be standing in front of me to interrogate me now."

The gods and extraordinary beings of China have won the victory, but this victory is very bleak. After all, they have to face not only the gods of the Empire where the sun never sets, but also the gods of the whole world.

Just like the wars in those years, the Chinese people need to face the joint invasion of many countries.

Chen Haonan asked: "What's going on in Japan?"

Richard, a vampire who is older than Uncle Feng, said like an encyclopedia: "They just picked up the omissions. We lost and you defeated miserably. They thought they had an opportunity, but they didn't expect the rest of you." Extraordinary power can also defeat their gods and even kill them on their homeland. However, extraordinary people cannot easily kill people and can only attack extraordinary people. Therefore, in a sense, although the outcome of their war is important, it is It will not affect the war between humans and humans.”

Regarding the past, Xiao Zhang finally filled in the blanks.

But a new question appeared in his mind, that is, Stephen Zhou, the God of Cookery, and the 'people' with fairy faces that the God of Cookery met.

What is the situation?

Uncle Feng has always been reluctant to take action recently. Even if there is a crisis like a vampire that needs him to solve, he still has to rush to the front.

Could it be that after what he said last time, he started to investigate these things?

The more you know, the more questions you will have. This is the case with everything. Manpower is always limited.

However, Xiao Zhang breathed a sigh of relief at the fact that his divine power was always limited.

What he fears most is that the legendary gods are omnipotent, so even if he evolves into a zombie king and learns the Zombie Palm, it will be of no use. He will be nothing when facing the gods.

But according to Richard, the gods and immortals have been fighting for almost a hundred years, but they haven't even exploded the earth, or even changed the earth's ecological environment.

It has been shown that gods are not omnipotent.

You can't even break stars with one punch. The upper limit of the force value is really too low.

But Richard’s words cannot be fully believed. At least science cannot explain the existence of vampires, zombies, ghosts, monsters and other extraordinary creatures.

If there is spiritual energy in the universe, and a true transcendent absorbs not only the spiritual energy on this planet, but from the entire universe, it seems that it is not impossible to break the stars with one punch.

Moreover, the spiritual energy on this planet is much thinner than in ancient times, and it must be directly related to the war between gods.

"Where are all your gods?" Xiao Zhang asked, "I mean before the twilight of the gods?"

Richard did not answer the question directly, but began to make conditions: "I need you to promise not to kill me, nor to hand me over to the people of the Empire where the sun never sets."

Xiao Zhang did not agree immediately, but looked at Huang Yaozu.

Huang Yaozu pondered for a moment and then said: "I can pretend that I have never seen them before, because I believe you can take care of him."

This sentence made the hope of life appear in Richard's eyes.

Xiao Zhang looked at Ah Xing again.

Axing said nonchalantly: "Captain, you have the final say."

That is to say, it depends on the opinions of these two people. Others really look like younger brothers in front of Xiao Zhang, even if the master is Chen Haonan of Hua Yingxiong.

So Xiao Zhang agreed.

"Okay, if you don't run away, we won't kill you."

He didn't want to kill Richard directly, not only because Richard knew a lot about history and vampires, but also because Richard was a vampire.

Xiao Zhang wanted to study it.

And if Richard really has twelve doctorates, then Xiao Zhang can definitely let Richard study Richard and Charles.

If you don't obey, you will be killed.

"Thank you." Richard breathed a sigh of relief before answering the previous question: "In another dimension, it is generally called the divine realm, just like the ghost world where ghosts and monsters live, and the fairyland where your gods live. Same. I have actually done some research on this aspect. If you give me enough time, I can help you find the location of the divine realm. The gods are dead, but their artifacts are still there, and I can even find their sleeping bodies. …”

When talking about the sleeping corpse of the god, Richard couldn't help but lick his lips. He wanted to suck the blood of the god so much.

Inhaling the blood of powerful beings is the only way for a vampire to increase his strength, which is why he studies the dimension of space.

This passage also piqued Xiao Zhang's interest.

He can also suck blood.

Not only can it suck blood, but it can also swallow souls. I just don’t know what the souls of gods taste like...