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"Get ready to go."

When Richard sees the night falling, he will arrange for more than forty blood slaves to go out and take action.

Due to their level, these blood slaves cannot move freely in the sun, and even artificial ultraviolet rays can affect them.

So every time when it gets dark, they have to go back to Qingshan Church to rest and analyze the various news they get every day.

Although doing so may lead to the headquarters being discovered, these blood slaves themselves are not conspicuous, and Qingshan Church is relatively remote. If there is only one main road to get there, it is easy to be discovered if someone is following them.

Most importantly, Richard thought that his choice of the church as his temporary headquarters was a genius idea. Who could have imagined that vampires would stay on God's land?

"There's a car coming."

A blood slave dressed as a priest suddenly spoke, causing the blood slaves who were just about to take action to stop.

"It's a motorcycle."

The priest again added information.

Richard finally responded, frowned and said, "You hide first."

The blood slaves in the church hall went to the back of the church one after another. Richard appeared next to Earl Charles' coffin, reached out and pressed a mechanism next to it. The coffin that was originally placed directly on the table fell down and was hidden. .

Earl Charles frowned but didn't say anything.

Putting the coffin in the most conspicuous place in the church would seem problematic to anyone who saw it, but he still insisted on doing it every day because he liked the feeling of provoking God.

He really wanted to know whether God existed.

Even among the vampires with a long history and complete inheritance, no one has ever truly seen God, or who has seen it but never left a record.

As for the records in the Holy See, no vampire in the vampire family would believe them.

The roar of the motorcycle came, and the location of the motorcycle appeared in Earl Charles' mind. Identifying the location by listening to the sound was easier than eating and drinking for vampires who could transform into bats.

This is a valuable motorcycle. The person riding on the motorcycle is a man. He is about 183cm tall and weighs about 100kg. However, his body shape sounds a little thin and does not match his height and weight at all.

The muscle density exceeds that of normal humans, and the fat rate is very low, so he is definitely not an ordinary person.

There was a long sword hanging on the back of the motorcycle. There was no aura coming from it. It looked like a very ordinary oriental long sword.

When Earl Charles outlined Xiao Zhang's image through his voice, Xiao Zhang had already parked his motorcycle at the main entrance of the church.

Get off the car, pick up the sword, and go up the steps.

The church door was pushed open by him easily.

The first thing that caught his eye was the priest standing on the brightly lit church platform, holding a Bible in his hand, and then the young white man sitting in the first row of seats.

Apart from these two people, there was no one else in the church.

But Xiao Zhang's hearing and sense of smell let him know that there were many people in the church in just a few dozen seconds.

We should not use human beings to describe them, because they all have a sour smell on their bodies.

This is a smell that ordinary people can't smell. It's just because Xiao Zhang is a zombie and is naturally at odds with vampires, so he can smell this smell that makes him feel bored.

Focusing on the priest holding a Bible in his hand, Xiao Zhang suddenly laughed.

Because the priest's expression suddenly changed very obviously, from being calm at the beginning and showing some curiosity, to being uncontrollably frightened after recognizing Xiao Zhang.

"You know me? That's good."

Xiao Zhang swaggered inside with his long sword in hand, as if he wasn't worried about being ambushed at all.

Richard, who was originally very calm, also recognized Xiao Zhang. Looking at Xiao Zhang's posture, he couldn't care less about hiding anything, and stood up and stopped in front of Xiao Zhang.

"Mr. Xiao, is there any misunderstanding between us?"

"Misunderstanding?" Xiao Zhang stopped, hugged his sword, and asked with a smile: "Then tell me, what misunderstanding can there be between us?"

Richard's brain began to work rapidly. Fortunately, he was a vampire with a yin nature, otherwise he would have been in a high fever by now.

But he is worthy of being an old monster who has lived for almost two hundred years. He has already guessed the truth in a few breaths.

"Mr. Xiao's appearance here should already know our identities. I think this should be directly related to Xiangjiang's Miscellaneous Affairs Department."

Xiao Zhang smiled and said nothing, motioning for Richard to continue.

Richard breathed a sigh of relief, and his face returned to a calm expression.

"The relevant departments of the Empire of the Sun Never Set know that we are looking for the Holy Tooth, and they also know that the Holy Tooth is likely to be in Xiangjiang, but they have no time to take care of Xiangjiang now, or they simply don't want to care about what will happen in Xiangjiang, so they will only This news was reported to the Miscellaneous Affairs Department in Xiangjiang, which specializes in handling similar matters."

"I inquired about the Miscellaneous Affairs Department before I came here, so I know very well that a department like the Miscellaneous Affairs Department, which has been almost forgotten by the Empire where the sun never sets, will hardly pose a threat to us, whether in terms of manpower or equipment."

"But now it seems that we were wrong. The Miscellaneous Affairs Department is actually honored to have your friendship, Mr. Xiao. That sir named Huang Yaozu must have a very charming personality. But..."

Richard paused slightly here, and after reconfirming the relevant information about Xiao Zhang in the intelligence, he said with a sincere expression: "I think we can become very good friends with Mr. Xiao. For the sake of Mr. Xiao's friendship, we are willing to It’s a lot to pay.”

Is my fame so scary now?

The vampires who smuggled themselves over from the Empire where the sun never sets chose to surrender directly when they saw me. It was simply...

Xiao Zhang was in a good mood, but he also knew very well that the vampire in front of him had this attitude just because he didn't want to ruin their good deeds.

If they fight with themselves, even if they are sure of winning, their whereabouts will definitely be exposed and attract more attacks.

By then, let alone looking for the Holy Tooth, he would not be able to save himself.

On the contrary, if you can get your own help, then finding the Holy Tooth will not be a big problem.

"Then answer me a few questions first." After Xiao Zhang finished speaking, without waiting for Richard to respond, he asked directly: "Why do you speak Xiangjiang dialect?"

Richard smiled and said: "Because I have been to China a long time ago and stayed here. In order to avoid unnecessary trouble this time, the people we brought here can also speak Xiangjiang dialect, and some of them There are many immigrants who came from Xiangjiang to the Empire on which the sun never sets.”

Xiao Zhang nodded and continued to ask questions.

"How many of you are here? What are their strengths?"

"This... I can only say that our strength exceeds Mr. Xiao's imagination. But please don't misunderstand Mr. Xiao. This is not because we look down on you, but because our family has a long history, our inheritance has never been cut off, and our strength has always been All very powerful.”

"You are dishonest." Xiao Zhang raised his eyebrows.

Richard frowned slightly but soon relaxed: "Mr. Xiao, you can actually ask a lot of questions that are of practical significance to you, such as which stocks will rise recently, where are the mineral deposits, some of which are worth a lot of money in the eyes of ordinary people. Where are the antiques placed? Or, we can be more direct.”

"Be more direct?"

"Yes, be direct. I have heard about your habits, Mr. Xiao. If we can be more direct, I believe we will give you a number that you cannot refuse, Mr. Xiao."

"Then just say it."

"1000000000."

"hehe……"

"The currency of our empire, converted into Xiangjiang coins, is more than 10 billion. Mr. Xiao, you can directly become the richest man in Xiangjiang, or even the richest man in Asia. Of course, if Mr. Xiao, you want to be the richest man in the world, It doesn’t matter, this problem is really not a big problem for us.”

Xiao Zhang hesitated.

Although he is not short of money and does not care about money, should he really refuse the more than 10 billion he picked up for free?

It's no problem for this group of vampires to just take money and not do anything. As long as they silence them, their reputation will not be harmed.

How did Richard know what Xiao Zhang was hesitating about? He continued to use sugar-coated bullets, and directly released his ultimate move.

"Mr. Xiao, your martial arts are very high, but human life is limited. Can you really pursue the limits of martial arts in your limited life? Mr. Xiao should be very clear about our identity. I can guarantee that as long as Xiao Mr. Xiao is willing to help us, then we will let Mr. Xiao have a lifespan that is unimaginable for ordinary people..."

As Richard was talking, he noticed that Xiao Zhang's expression became weird. He once again guessed Xiao Zhang's thoughts wrongly and added: "Please don't worry, we will not turn an outstanding talent like you into an inferior one." Blood slave, we will spend a huge price to turn you into a true kin, and... at least directly become a viscount. If you are willing to meet our royal family and parliament, we may even ask the Duke to spend his power to do it for you. First Embrace, allowing you to directly possess the count’s power.”

Earl = Li Gui = Mao Zang.

It sounds really good.

If Xiao Zhang didn't already have the talent of immortality, he would really be tempted now.

Being immortal, Earl didn't have to worry about the sun when he started, it was perfect.

It's a pity that he can't become a vampire. Richard's words also reminded him that with the ability of immortality, after he has enough money to spend, is it really necessary to pick up the more than 10 billion from the vampires? ?

"aweason."

Snap, snap, snap.

Xiao Zhang applauded, and then asked with a serious expression: "I have another question. I hope you can answer me seriously."

"Mr. Xiao, please speak."

“What does one plus one equal?”

"kindness?"

"answer me."

"Equal to two."

After Richard answered with a confused look, Xiao Zhang suddenly disappeared from his sight, replaced by the cold sword light and Xiao Zhang's cold voice.

"Sorry, you know too much."