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After Huang Shu was interrogated, he was taken away by Uncle Feng.

Xiao Zhang finally confirmed that in Uncle Feng's ghost-sealing vat, not only ghosts but also monsters were banned, which suddenly made him feel a little more stressed.

"Why don't you kill them all?" Xiao Zhang asked puzzledly: "If you fail to survive the catastrophe in a few years, they really all run out, and I won't be able to kill them even if I can." We must be able to catch them all and kill them."

Mr. Kong is currently missing, and Lao Hu is hiding, even Uncle Feng cannot find him.

The escape of this man and the monster made Xiao Zhang certain of one thing. As his strength increases and the enemies he faces become stronger and stronger, the possibility of directly killing the enemy instantly or killing the enemy on the spot becomes less and less. .

If the ghost-sealing vat really exploded and all the demons and monsters inside escaped, it would be hard for him to catch them all.

It's not that he is really willing to run around to save other people, it's just because he knows very well that those monsters, such as weasels, will definitely seek revenge on him after they escape.

"Because it hurts Tianhe."

Uncle Feng's explanation was also clean and concise.

This made Xiao Zhang even more dissatisfied.

"Forget about the local monsters and ghosts. That time the Siamese ghosts and gods came to Xiangjiang, you also locked them in the ghost vat. Do you need to tell the foreign monsters and ghosts about this kind of thing that hurts the world?"

"You need it, you will understand later."

Uncle Feng didn't explain too much. He told Xiao Zhang to be careful about the revenge of Lao Hu, the tiger demon, and then saw the guests off directly.

Uncle Feng chose to ignore Xiao Zhang's suggestion that he go to Japan and snatch back all the demon pills and artifacts in the hands of Fire Cloud Evil God.

Just as he didn't help Xiao Zhang deal with Master Kong, Huang Shu was very right in saying that the Guardian would not take action against humans.

"How about you tell me what a guardian is?"

Before leaving, Xiao Zhang asked the question again.

Uncle Feng hesitated for a moment before replying: "As the name suggests, he is a person who guards the human world."

nonsense.

Xiao Zhang complained in his heart and left Dongpingzhou. He once again had the idea of ​​buying a cannon to blast Uncle Feng, and this time he was rich and could really afford the cannon.

But before he could find the relevant seller, he got a piece of news that made him very unhappy.

Huang Yaozu came to him again for help.

Xiangjiang Winery.

After the game, the Kung Fu football team entered the vacation period. Ah Xing, who was originally very keen on playing football, also forgot about football training because of Amei. Anyway, he has now learned the Tathagata Divine Palm, and his strength is every day There has been a significant improvement, and I don’t care about football training or not.

Apart from teaching martial arts to Xiao Zhang, A Hua, and Wu Ying, he spent the rest of the time with Ah Mei like a stick, and he probably wouldn't go to the court to train until the Asian qualifiers started.

Ah Xing is slacking off like this, let alone others?

So Xiao Zhang's current stronghold has once again changed from a football field to a winery. In addition to practicing martial arts every day, he drinks alcohol and is always waiting for news about Master Kong Kong.

More than 200,000 young and Dangerous boys searched all over Xiangjiang, but failed to find Mr. Kong. Xiao Zhang had to suspect that Mr. Kong had actually escaped from Xiangjiang.

"A count from the Empire of the Sun Never Sets has come to Xiangjiang. Because some mysterious events have occurred in the Empire of the Sun Never Sets, they cannot support us and can only provide us with the information."

Huang Yaozu's expression was very serious.

The earl is equivalent to the level of Li Gui, and is the same level as Chu Meiren, who almost killed more than 20,000 people before. This is simply incomprehensible to Huang Yaozu's strength.

"And that count didn't come to Xiangjiang alone. He also brought some of his subordinates. These are the most troublesome to accept. We are seriously short of manpower."

Faced with Huang Yaozu's worries, Xiao Zhang was a little indifferent.

"It's not that the Sun Never Sets Empire is too busy, it's that they don't want to care about Xiangjiang's affairs. I think they just want Xiangjiang to become more chaotic." Xiao Zhang directly rejected Huang Yaozu's request for help: "You give Uncle Feng Just make a call, he has always been very professional about this kind of thing, he is just a count, I believe Uncle Feng can handle it easily."

Uncle Feng is still vague about Xiao Zhang, and I don't know whether he is still wary of Xiao Zhang, or the author simply hasn't figured out how to explain himself.

But no matter what, Uncle Feng's attitude made Xiao Zhang very dissatisfied, so he planned to work hard for a while to let Uncle Feng know how important he is now.

"Uncle Feng is old, and he has been injured before." Huang Yaozu didn't know Uncle Feng's true strength, so he looked at Xiao Zhang expectantly and said, "Mr. Xiao, your kung fu is well known to everyone in Xiangjiang. The martial arts myth is definitely not in vain, and there is also Mr. A Xing, the number one master in Xiangjiang, who is personally recognized by Wang Jianglong of Longhumen. I think a mere earl should be easy for you to capture."

Even if you wear it a thousand times, you will never wear it.

But Xiao Zhang made up his mind today that oil and salt would not come in.

"Sir Huang, you really think too highly of me. I am a martial arts legend who is loved by friends in the world. My actual kung fu is just that of a three-legged cat. I am really powerless against the powerful vampire count. As for Ah Xing, I'm sorry. He’s currently working on solving an ultimate problem about humanity, so he really doesn’t have time.”

Huang Yaozu automatically ignored the first half of Xiao Zhang's words and asked with a shocked expression: "What kind of crisis is it? Does it involve the safety of all mankind? Can Mr. Axing do it? Do you want help?"

Xiao Zhang was speechless: "The ultimate meaning of human existence is to reproduce, don't you know?"

"..." Huang Yaozu took a deep breath and asked directly: "Mr. Xiao, what will it take for you to help?"

"Haha..." Xiao Zhang smiled and said: "Sir Huang, do you think I, with a net worth of tens of billions, still need to go out and kill every day?"

Huang Yaozu really didn't understand why Xiao Zhang's attitude changed so much, and he persuaded him earnestly: "But if that count is allowed to cause trouble in Xiangjiang, the whole of Xiangjiang will be in chaos. Vampires can turn people into human beings by biting them. To become a vampire, although it takes a lot of money to truly turn someone into a vampire, he only needs to create enough blood slaves to cause chaos in the entire Hong Kong. Mr. Xiao, by then your net worth will be tens of billions What’s the point?”

"Then let's talk about it then." Xiao Zhang waved his hand to see the guests off and said, "When the chaos becomes so big that you can't stop it, I will do what I should do."

Huang Yaozu fell silent and began to think seriously about everything Xiao Zhang said just now, not wanting to miss a word.

Then his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Mr. Xiao, do you have any conflict with Uncle Feng?" Huang Yaozu hesitated after guessing the truth: "But as the saying goes, it is difficult for an upright official to deal with household affairs. Although I am not a big official, I really am not. What kind of upright official is that? Let alone help you mediate between you and Uncle Feng. Otherwise, I will apologize to you on behalf of Uncle Feng. Considering that Uncle Feng is old and injured, you should still help him as before. How about being weak and seeing rough roads?"

"Oh, you're quite smart." Xiao Zhang sighed in admiration and said slightly: "Let me tell you this, our family has a secret skill passed down from generation to generation, but Uncle Feng keeps saying that I'm not sensible, so I don't want to pass it on. Here, tell me, how do you make Uncle Feng think that I am sensible enough to pass on my family secrets to me?"

Huang Yaozu said in a serious tone: "Of course you are helping me... no, you are helping everyone in Xiangjiang solve this crisis. Uncle Feng can naturally see your growth and know that you have the courage to take on responsibilities, and your family's unique skills will definitely be passed on. For you."

Xiao Zhang sighed helplessly.

"Sir Huang, why have you become stupid again when I say you are smart? What I mean is that you ask Uncle Feng to tell him what I mean. He can either do it himself. If he can't do it himself, then he should do it himself." Give me everything you give me, and stop playing tricks with me, or he can just come over and beat me to death."

"I understand. I'll call Uncle Feng right now. No, I'll go see Uncle Feng in person."

Huang Yaozu rushed to Dongpingzhou without knowing what Uncle Feng said. When he came to Xiangjiang Winery again, he handed Xiao Zhang a letter.

There are no words on it.

But when Xiao Zhang opened the letter, Uncle Feng's voice rang in his ears.

But Huang Yaozu, who was standing in front of him, couldn't hear it at all.

"In modern times, compared to ancient times, the concentration of spiritual energy can be described as exhausted. Demons, ghosts and monsters can cultivate successfully, and all of them occupy a share of the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. It is easy to kill demons and demons, but the energy cannot be destroyed, and it leaks into the world. New demons and ghosts will be born, and unspeakable horrors will take over the air and descend, so the guardians need to subjugate demons and suppress them rather than slay them."

Xiao Zhang finally understood, and suddenly a bold idea came to his mind: If he killed all the monsters and ghosts, and killed all the indescribable horrors, and strangled the newborn monsters to death in their infancy, then Couldn't he occupy all the 'Qi'?

What a zombie king, he can really become Tathagata Zombie Ancestor.

"Human beings, the spiritual beings of heaven and earth, cannot be taken away by anything. They can only be entangled with karma. You can kill them, but I cannot. The same goes for monsters and monsters."

After this sentence was heard, the letter in his hand instantly turned into ashes and disappeared.

Xiao Zhang finally laughed happily, looked at Huang Yaozu and asked, "Tell me, what's going on with that earl?"

Huang Yaozu only saw Xiao Zhang staring blankly at the wordless letter for a while, not understanding what happened at all, but the change in attitude made him overjoyed.

"It's like this. It is said that there is a treasure in the vampire clan. If it can be obtained, the vampire can create real vampires without limit. And when they have this ability, there will definitely be countless people among humans. People are willing to surrender to them just to gain the vampire’s ability to live forever.”

"And this treasure..."