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"Haonan, your master hasn't come back yet?"

"No, we talked about it for more than half a year, and it's only half over."

"Really? Time passes so slowly."

When the first official match of the Kung Fu Football team started, Xiao Zhang, wearing uniform, stood on the court and chatted with Chen Haonan, which made the players on the opposite side feel offended.

"Hey, hey, hey, can you two be more serious?" Axing said with some dissatisfaction: "In the past, it was okay if you didn't participate in the amateur group competition. Now it's the official group competition. Can you have some snacks?"

Chen Haonan felt a little embarrassed and decided to ignore Xiao Zhang.

But Xiao Zhang had an indifferent expression on his face, and even looked around the stadium as if he was distracted.

The competition venue for the official group has been moved to the football stadium. Although there are only a few thousand spectator seats, they are still not full. Moreover, among the audience of about 1,000 people, more than half are Chen Haonan's younger brothers, and the rest are are all Xiao Zhang’s employees.

"Without an audience, I really can't concentrate."

Xiao Zhang suddenly had some bad taste, looked at the players on the opposite side and asked: "Hey, do you know who this is here?"

Opposite players ignored him.

Xiao Zhang laughed and answered by himself: "His name is Chen Haonan, Chen Haonan from Causeway Bay."

The players on the opposite side were instantly confused.

If we want to say that the young and Dangerous boy with the biggest name in Hong Kong nowadays, there is no second choice besides Chen Haonan, because Xiao Zhang cannot be called a young and Dangerous boy.

Even if these players are not involved in the club, they have heard of Chen Haonan's name.

When I heard this, I looked at the spectators in the stands who didn't look like good people. How could they still be interested in playing football?

The referee who wanted to blow the whistle to warn Xiao Zhang not to talk nonsense was also stunned when he heard Xiao Zhang's words. The whistle that he put in his mouth fell out again because he opened his mouth in shock.

He saw someone named Chen Haonan on the Kung Fu Football Team's roster, but he didn't think much about it because there were too many players named Haonan in Xiangjiang, and there was another player named Situ Haonan from Dongxing.

People with the surname Chen are not uncommon either.

But besides Chen Haonan, Hongxing’s leader in Causeway Bay, who dares to call himself Chen Haonan from Causeway Bay?

So if this Chen Haonan is the Chen Haonan, is Xiao Zhang, the captain of the Kung Fu Football team, the same Xiao Zhang?

"Referee, the time is up, why don't you know how to blow the whistle to start?"

Xiao Zhang asked with a smile on his face.

"Oh oh oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Xiao, I'm going to blow the whistle right now."

Although he said this, the referee subconsciously walked towards Xiao Zhang holding the ball, raising the football in his hand in the process.

This scene made the audience in the stands laugh, and there were endless whistles and shouts.

None of the players on the opposite side who should have expressed their opinions dared to speak at this time. Only the goalkeeper couldn't hear the midfielder's voice clearly, so he didn't understand what was going on here.

"The rule is to guess the coin first. Do you understand how to be the referee?"

Xiao Zhang yelled out unceremoniously.

"Oh oh oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Xiao, I'll just take the coins."

The referee quickly put down the football and took out the coins from his pocket, but as soon as he took it out, he was too nervous and dropped it on the grass. When he bent down to pick it up, he was already covered in cold sweat.

"Xiao Zhang, what are you doing?"

Ah Xing frowned and made a sound.

Xiao Zhang responded with a smile to Ah Xing and said: "Nothing, I just want to see how the referee's temper is. I heard that referees with bad tempers like to blow whistles, especially when they have received money from others. after."

A Xing was stunned for a moment.

Chen Haonan, who originally thought Xiao Zhang was a little too much, suddenly realized.

The referee who had just picked up the coin couldn't help but tremble when he heard Xiao Zhang's words, and the coin fell to the ground again.

"Actually, I have a pretty good temper. I will treat others the same way others treat me."

Xiao Zhang continued with a smile on his face: "If someone blows a whistle on me, I'll have someone hit him with a black gun. If someone does something bad to me, I'll break his legs. Is this reasonable?"

"Reasonable reasonable reasonable."

The referee kept shouting.

The players on the opposite side also nodded one after another and echoed with frightened expressions: "It's reasonable and reasonable. It's too reasonable. Mr. Xiao is right."

"That's good." Xiao Zhang began to move his hands, feet and neck: "Let's play football happily."

The game is finally about to begin.

The referee nervously controlled the flip of the coin, but luckily, the Kung Fu football team kicked off first.

The football was placed at the feet of Xiao Zhang, the center captain.

Axing, who was next to him, jumped on the spot and wildly motioned with his eyes to Xiao Zhang to pass the ball.

Chen Haonan on the other side was much more sensible and stood motionless like a salted fish.

really.

When the whistle was blown feebly by the referee, the football had already broken through the goal amidst the whistling sound. It went from the midfield to the opponent's goal so fast that neither the referee nor the opponent's players even had time to look back.

"Hey, blow the whistle."

Xiao Zhang reminded loudly.

The referee, who had exhausted almost all his strength in blowing the whistle just now, suddenly became energetic at this moment. He blew the whistle very loudly and at the same time stretched out his hand to indicate that the goal was valid.

Thinking of the promise he made when collecting black money, the referee said confidently: It's not that I don't blow the black whistle, they play like this, how can you ask me to blow the black whistle?

Kung Fu Football Team leads Xianyu Football Team 1-0.

The game continues.

…

Inside a golf course.

Qiangxiong, who was smoking a cigar, was chatting happily with the powerful people around him, but his subordinates ran over with the phone very ignorantly.

Qiang Xiong frowned and picked up.

"What? 108 to 0? Are you talking to me about Water Margin?"

Qiangxiong stood up in shock.

Detailed information came over the phone, making Qiang Xiong's expression become increasingly ugly.

"Damn lame, you really found some great players."

After hanging up the phone, Qiang Xiong's expression was still very ugly, and the dignitaries next to him asked curiously.

"Decades ago, I had a good friend who was banned for match-fixing. Now he has become a coach. I don't know where he found some monsters, but he actually scored 108-0 in a football match."

If they were really good friends, would you be so angry?

The powerful people know very well that the good friends in Qiang Xiong's mouth are definitely enemies, but they don't care about the entanglements, because what they need is the benefits that Qiang Xiong can bring to them.

"If he is banned from playing, as the chairman of the Hong Kong Football Association, can't you disqualify his team from participating?"

Qiangxiong sighed helplessly and said: "I do have this authority, but the problem is that the investors of his team are a bit troublesome."

The dignitaries laughed out loud.

"Who can you, Qiangxiong, call trouble? Tell us and let's listen to see if he is trouble."

Qiangxiong also laughed.

"Xiao Zhang."

The expressions of the dignitaries changed instantly.

Qiangxiong added: "Yes, that's the Xiao Zhang you are thinking of. He is not only the owner of that team, he also plays football himself. He is the captain and starting center of that team."

After the dignitaries looked at each other, they stood up one after another.

"Hey, I'm sorry, I have a meeting to hold. I'll make an appointment next time."

"My little wife is about to give birth, I'll go over and take a look."

"Qiangxiong, you... forget it, you can figure it out yourself."

Within a few words, not one of the powerful people in Hong Kong who had been chatting and laughing with Qiang Xiong just now was gone.

This made Qiang Xiong's expression even more ugly.

As the chairman of the Xiangjiang Football Association, he is one of the few people in Xiangjiang who privately handles football betting, but when someone like him meets Xiao Zhang, he is nothing.

Even though he didn't directly confront Xiao Zhang, he just had some grudges with Uncle Ming, the coach of Xiao Zhang's team.

"Haha...Sooner or later you will come back and talk and laugh with me."

After Qiangxiong put out his cigar, he hesitated for a while before making a call.

"I agreed to what you said last time, but you have to help me get someone."

"He has a lot to do with helping you test and promote the medicine, because he is very strong. Even with your medicine, my people are no match for him."

"If you can't deal with him, how will you promote your medicine?"

"Yes, I know that not everyone has the talent to practice martial arts, and not everyone has the willpower to study hard for decades. Who would be willing to practice Sanfu in the winter and Sanfu in the summer when there is a quick method. "

"But the question is, does your medicine really have no side effects?"

"This man is a martial arts practitioner, and is known as the martial arts myth of Xiangjiang. If he sees that there is something wrong with your medicine, he will allow your medicine to be sold in Xiangjiang, and even spread to Hongfang through Xiangjiang. Side?"

"Haha... If he is just a peerless master, then not many people will listen to him, and he can't stop me from selling medicine for you, but his nickname is Xiao Yanwang."

"King of Hell, do you know?"

"We have a saying here that the King of Hell will let you die at the third watch. Who dares to keep someone alive until the fifth watch?"

"Xiao Zhang, nicknamed Xiao Yanwang, is already a well-known presence in the underground world of Xiangjiang."

"Compared with what the official says, many people may not listen to it, but who dares not to listen to what a king of the underground world says?"

After a series of words, Qiang Xiong finally nodded with satisfaction.

"Okay, I'll wait for you to finish him off."