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"This is the news we have received so far."

"The reason is that sixty years ago, an actress who chose to marry and raise her husband not only discovered that her husband was cheating on her, but she was also slandered by her husband and drowned in a pig cage."

"Then in the village where her husband lived, only a child who helped collect her body was left alive, and the rest of the hundreds of people died. Because there are no case files for a long time, we can't determine the cause of death of those people at that time. But it’s absolutely certain that she turned into a resentful ghost and was killed.”

"Under normal circumstances, after a resentful ghost uses a similar method to release its resentment, there will only be two endings. One is that the ghost body cannot be condensed after the resentment dissipates, and the other is that it evolves into a fierce ghost because of too many killings. But this female ghost But it's different, she fell into a deep sleep for unknown reasons, and this sleep lasted for sixty years."

Xiao Zhang was a little dazed when he heard it, not only because the story made him feel familiar, but also because the female ghost had slept for a long time like him.

There seems to be no difference between seventy years and sixty years.

Huang Yaozu continued to introduce the situation.

"And when those idiots were playing the spirit-calling game, they drank the water that was soaked in the ghost spirit of this female ghost, so they woke up the female ghost, so only one person died. This person's name was A Ming. He was born with yin and yang eyes, so he avoided several crises."

"We didn't know at the time that they were able to successfully awaken the female ghost because they drank water they shouldn't have. This was only found out after we found out that the matter was serious, through the only survivor sixty years ago. "

"It's a coincidence that the lake where the female ghost was immersed in the pig cage has not only become much larger after sixty years, but has also been selected as the source of tap water, and the place where the female ghost sleeps is her Her body was near her body, which was also in the lake, so the lake was completely saturated with her ghostly energy."

Speaking of this, Huang Yaozu paused slightly.

Noting that there was no obvious change in the expressions of Xiao Zhang and Ah Xing, I felt a little relieved.

"If the female ghost was not awakened, there would be no problem. But after the female ghost was awakened, those who drank the lake water and turned it into tap water all had the resentment of the female ghost, and Amin's four dead friends. Likewise, they will be killed by female ghosts one after another."

"Twelve thousand people, Mr. Xiao, we really can't handle it, so we want to ask for your help."

Xiao Zhang faced Huang Yaozu's sincere gaze but said nothing. Instead, he looked at Ah Xing.

Axing glanced at the woman in a dress who was standing cautiously behind Huang Yaozu, and spoke in a calm tone.

"What did you do?"

Huang Yaozu knew that Ah Xing was a master at fighting off monsters at that time, so he immediately replied: "We found the body of the female ghost and burned her to ashes according to our previous rules, but we didn't expect it to be useless this time. A Ming died, and two unrelated people who drank the lake water also died. Only then did we realize the seriousness of the matter. After shutting down the water plant immediately, we found Xiao. gentlemen."

Axing shook his head and said: "Not all garbage can be thrown directly into the incinerator for incineration. The smoke produced by the burning of some garbage will also pollute the environment and even produce highly toxic odors."

It was about garbage disposal, but both Huang Yaozu and Xiao Zhang understood it instantly.

"I'm sorry, we really don't know this." Huang Yaozu said with an apologetic face: "We have encountered similar situations before, and they were all fine after burning."

Axing nodded again and said: "In most cases, this is the case, because you are on duty and have the natural authority to scare monsters and monsters. However, if the monsters are too powerful, your natural authority will have no meaning."

Xiao Zhang next to him couldn't help but curled his lips, who was he talking about?

Huang Yaozu asked: "What should we do now?"

Axing hesitated for a moment and then asked: "Can you call all those 12,000 people over? I'll just take a photo of each one."

"Ah? This..."

Everyone, ghosts, and zombies in the audience were stunned.

It's that simple?

Xiao Zhang was the most shocked because he believed that Ah Xing would not lie.

"is not it?"

"Yes." Axing replied: "But because there are too many people, it will take some time, about... a day? It still depends on how you arrange it, and whether they can cooperate."

There are twenty-four hours and 1,440 minutes in a day, and each of the 12,000 people only needs 7.2 seconds on average.

Even if these people walk past Ah Xing one after another, they will waste some time, so is it really just a photo?

This is not the point. The point is that removing ghost energy definitely requires consuming inner energy. How much inner energy is needed to remove ghost energy from 12,000 people?

Is the Xiantian Grandmaster so proud?

Axing saw the key point of Xiao Zhang's question, so he explained: "At my level, as long as I don't use a lot of tricks, I won't feel tired."

Xiao Zhang understood what Ah Xing meant.

The innate inner Qi of the innate master is restored very quickly, because it can directly absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth into the body and transform it into the innate inner Qi. It is like a swimming pool. Use water pipes with the same flow rate to drain water at the same time. The water in it will never be exhausted.

The ultimate move is different, it might drain all the water in the swimming pool in one go.

For Ah Xing, to get rid of the ghost energy that ordinary people are contaminated with, it means to use a water pipe with a very low flow rate to drain water out, which may not even be as high as the flow rate of water poured in.

But Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang didn't know that Ah Xing was an innate grandmaster.

Huang Yaozu only thinks that Ah Xing is a master. Although he also has some knowledge of martial arts, Dan Jin is already a real master in his eyes. If Gang Jin can learn some internal skills and mental techniques, he will already be a peerless master. How can he imagine that Ah Xing is a master? Not only has Xing reached the innate realm, but he has also achieved the realm of an innate master.

"This...Mr. Axing, is this really possible?"

Huang Yaozu's tone was full of distrust.

"Okay, if he says it's okay, I say it's okay." Xiao Zhang answered on behalf of Ah Xing, saying categorically: "If we say it's okay, then it will definitely work."

Huang Yaozu hesitated.

After a long while, he said: "Sorry, we can't do it."

Axing sighed, but said nothing.

"Huh?" Xiao Zhang was stunned and said, "If you can't do it, you're just talking nonsense."

Although he said this, Xiao Zhang understood why Huang Yaozu couldn't do it. He didn't consider the higher-level reasons and just said that the time now is still January 1991, and delivering news is not as convenient as later generations.

Not to mention mobile phone positioning and group text messages, it is impossible to call and notify each one one by one, because many people do not have a phone at all, whether it is a mobile phone or a landline.

Moreover, the current population management in Xiangjiang is also very chaotic. There are many floating people without household registration, and some people have criminal records. If the police come out to gather these 12,000 people, some of them may simply run away or It's hiding.

"We only have a preliminary estimate of about 12,000 people, and we only know the general area where they are located. If you really want us to check how many people there are and who they are, we can't do it, let alone check them all. They’ve all been summoned.”

After Huang Yaozu explained the situation with a helpless expression, he looked at Ah Xing expectantly and asked, "I mean, do you have any way to solve this problem directly from the source?"

Axing thought for a moment and then said: "Originally there was, if you didn't burn her body, but now... it's a bit difficult."

It sounds just a little difficult, but it seems to be very simple.

But considering the relaxed and casual expression on Ah Xing's face when he was talking about how to get rid of ghosts on 12,000 people just now, it's doubtful how difficult it is.

"How to do it? How do we need to cooperate?"

Huang Yaozu looked a little regretful, but he knew very well that now was not the time to regret.

Axing looked at Xiao Zhang.

Xiao Zhang was confused.

"What are you looking at?"

"You go drink water." Axing said with a matter-of-fact expression: "Drink more, and the female ghost will come to you first, so I can get rid of her. After she is gone, those people will be considered contaminated. The ghost energy will dissipate with the passage of time, no problem."

Xiao Zhang asked back: "Why don't you go drink and I'll take care of her? Let me tell you, I know you go to that Tianzaixin Mantou shop to eat steamed buns every day. If you try to rob the female ghost from me, I will rob you." Steamed bun."

Axing was stunned.

"What are you talking about? Amei and I are really just good friends. Don't talk nonsense. And what I said about getting it done is serious business. Why are you like this?"

"That won't work either. You drink water and I'll take care of her."

"It's useless if I drink it. You know I know that the ghost energy can't contaminate my body at all."

"Then it's useless if I drink it. The ghost energy won't be able to contaminate my body."

"Why are you……"

Axing suddenly remembered that Xiao Zhang had said that he had an uncle who could fly with a sword. It seemed normal to have such an uncle who could guard against ghosts and things like that.

So Ah Xing looked at Huang Yaozu.

At the same time, Xiao Zhang also looked at Huang Yaozu.

Huang Yaozu gritted his teeth.

"I drink."