Hokage: Give Me Face

Chapter 73 Angry Jiraiya (6/10)

After Ye Xuan and Tsunade had been together for three days, they were called by Sarutobi to Hokage's office.

"Dead monkey, didn't you see me on my honeymoon with Tsunade!"

In the Hokage office, Ye Xuan angrily pointed at Sarutobi and cursed, while Tsunade curled his lips aside, feeling very helpless about the word 'honeymoon'.

"Honeymoon? What honeymoon!" Before Sarutobi could speak, Jiraiya suddenly ran up to Ye Xuan, he glared at Ye Xuan viciously, almost sticking his nose to Ye Xuan's face.

"Little brat! Do you know what a honeymoon is? How could Tsunade have a honeymoon with a stinky brat like you!"

"Hehe, Jiraiya, are you jealous? Are you jealous that I spent three good days with Tsunade?" Ye Xuan raised his chin and said with a smug face, "Envy? Jealous? I'm sorry, Tsunade is this I will be on my honeymoon in a few days, and I will tell you another secret, these three days, Tsunade and I are, one! Up! Sleeping!"

"What!!! You are living together!"

This time, not only Jiraiya, but also Sarutobi and Orochimaru, who had no sense of existence, widened their eyes in surprise.

As for Tsunade, the heroine of 'Cohabitation Gate', she was clenching her teeth tightly at the moment, and the character 'Well' appeared on her forehead. She didn't expect Ye Xuan to say all this, and she thought silently in her heart that she would Ye Xuan is steamed or braised...

"I do not believe!"

With a loud roar, like the Roaring Emperor in Qiong Yao's drama, Jiraiya turned to look at Tsunade and found that Tsunade neither admitted nor objected.

Judging by Tsunade's character, no objection is true!

Thinking like this, Jiraiya clutched her heart and took a few big steps back as if she couldn't accept it, staggering and almost falling.

He gasped for breath and pointed at Ye Xuan with trembling all over, as if he was holding back in his heart, making it difficult for him to speak.

"What? Can't speak?"

Seeing that Jiraiya was so angry, Ye Xuan raised his head even more arrogantly, like a victorious general, walked proudly in front of Jiraiya, squinted and scornfully said: "Look at you, a twenty-something, as old as forty. The old uncle, with those wretched eyes and ugly hairstyle, you are an ugly ghost! Yes! You are an ugly ghost, and you will be famous in the ninja world in the future, remember, your name is the ugly ghost Jiraiya!"

"I'm not ugly! I'm Jiraiya!"

"No no no, you're ugly, really ugly, I think the name Jiraiya is more suitable for you."

"Stinky brat, believe it or not I beat you?"

"Hey! You actually want to beat me? Who is afraid of who! Come on, come on, fight, I want all Konoha to know that the handsome boy with jade face defeated the ugly Jiraiya!"

As they talked, the two rolled up their sleeves and were ready to fight, but Tsunade, who had long been unable to bear it, finally couldn't control his emotions, and burst out like a lioness!

"You two...that's enough!!!"

boom!

boom!

With two loud noises, Ye Xuan hugged him in pain, while Jiraiya smashed the window and flew out screaming.

"Damn it... Tsunade, stinky brat, I'll be back..."

Jiraiya's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally turned into a star and disappeared in the vast sky.

The farce in the office finally ended, Sarutobi sat on the chair very calmly smoking, Orochimaru stood behind Sarutobi and pretended to be a passerby. Without Jiraiya as a spoiler, Ye Xuan immediately looked at Tsunade, his big black eyes blinked, and Tsunade was instantly turned away. 's heart-melting.

"You, you, can't you let me save some snacks?" Tsunade pulled Ye Xuan up from the ground, his jade hand covered Ye Xuan's head, a green light flashed, and the red envelope on his forehead disappeared instantly.

"Hmph, you don't let me worry, look, there are men chasing you everywhere, can't you just beat these stinky men away?" Ye Xuan puffed up his face in dissatisfaction. This expression appears when you are dissatisfied.

The two were wrapped together all day long and knew each other better. Tsunade saw Ye Xuan's bulging face and knew that Ye Xuan was angry. He couldn't help but slow down and said softly: "Okay, slut, don't be angry, They are all my colleagues, if someone says hello, it is considered a conversation? Do you want me to make friends?"

"It's enough to only make female friends." Ye Xuan muttered in a low voice, and when Tsunade glared at him, he couldn't help shrinking his neck and spreading his hands.

"Little pervert, what do you mean, you're still helpless?"

"as long as you are happy."

"Humph! Make it clear to the old lady!"

"as long as you are happy."

"Humph!"

The two kept playing, and it was unknown how long it took. When Ye Xuan finally found a gaze staring at him, he was slightly taken aback, and an unexpected expression appeared on his face: "Huh? Dead monkey, why are you still here?"

Sarutobi: "..."

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In Hokage's office, Ye Xuan's face was serious, if not for the fact that he grabbed Tsunade's hand, he was indeed very serious.

"In other words, this time I will lead the team?"

"Didn't you say you want to sharpen it? During the three months in the Land of Water, Sakumo has taught you all the basic skills of Anbu. Although your strength is scumbag, your IQ is not bad enough to be competent for this task. "

"Well, that's fine... wait! What did you just say? You say I'm scumbag?? Believe it or not, you're spitting on your face!"

"Do not believe."

"Pooh!"

A puddle of saliva slipped past Sarutobi's ear. Sarutobi tilted his head and looked at Ye Xuan with a lingering fear. When he found that Ye Xuan was accumulating saliva again, he immediately got up, quickly waved his hand and shouted: "Stop! Believe! I admit defeat!"

"Humph! If you look down on me next time, give me the money back!" Ye Xuan Tsundere took a step to the side and leaned on Tsunade comfortably, "I've accepted the mission of the Kingdom of Vortex, and will lead the team tomorrow. Let's go, where's Tsunade? Can Tsunade accompany me?"

"Tsunade has another mission."

"It's the yellow gambling drug team again?"

"what?"

"It's nothing, you'll understand later, oh by the way Tsunade, the first family law in our family is that gambling is not allowed. It's you who are talking about it. What are you staring at? I'm afraid that you will become addicted to gambling in the future, understand?"

"Humph! Why do you have to abide by your family law!"

"You are my wife, of course you must obey my family law."

"Shut up, the little pervert still wants to eat swan meat!"

"It's obviously an ugly duckling returning a swan..."

"what did you just say?"

"Nothing to say..."_