Hokage: Die and become stronger!
Chapter 006
Naruto was eventually caught by Iruka – at his house.
No way, if you can run a monk, you can’t run a temple! I can’t help but go home, can I?
Naruto thought tragically.
However, Iruka did not grab Naruto to deal with the matter of Hokage Paint, but reprimanded him fiercely, and then let him go to the third generation Hokage to confess his mistake.
As for the paint on Narukage Rock, for Iruka, who has the strength of Naka, it is just a small meaning, something that can be solved by a water ninjutsu.
Previously, he was just there to educate Naruto.
“Boom!”
“Three generations of old men!”
As soon as Naruto pushed Hokage’s office open, he saw Sarutobi smoking a dry cigarette while reviewing official documents.
“It’s Naruto!”
Sarutobi put down the brush in his hand and looked at Naruto, with a hint of guilt in his eyes, “Naruto, how are you doing lately?” If you lack something, tell your grandfather, don’t suppress yourself too much. ”
“It’s okay, I’m fine!”
Naruto waved his hand and said indifferently.
Sarutobi looked at Naruto’s appearance, a little distressed and guilty, although Naruto was telling the truth, but he didn’t think so.
For ordinary villagers looking at Naruto’s colored glasses, he also knew that although Naruto became handsome later, and some flower-mad girls ignored the advice of staying away from him at home, Naruto’s life was still very bitter.
And, if not too lonely, how can he finally make trouble and attract the attention of others?
“Hey, Naruto, this is your living expenses for this month.” Sarutobi sighed and handed Naruto a wad of bills.
“What? How can there be so many eight hundred taels? ”
Naruto counted the bills and was pleasantly surprised.
You know, he usually has a living allowance of 300 taels a month, and he can only barely make ends meet, and he often goes to Ichiraku ramen to eat and drink.
The reason why it is said that it is mixed eating and drinking is because Uncle Ichiraku knows that Naruto is an orphan and will give him a discount, and Naruto is really poor, so he had to accept it and note his good in his heart.
“There are still five hundred taels that I personally subsidize you, you accept it, buy something delicious, don’t suffer yourself… Well, you go back! Ape Fei Ri took a puff of his cigarette and said faintly.
“Well, thank you three generations of grandfathers, then I’ll go first!” Naruto was also not pretentious, and accepted the money and prepared to leave.
【Ding! To start dying, please choose! 】
Just as Naruto turned around, the system’s prompt sounded deadly.
“1. Use the Seduction Art to put down the three generations of Hokage, reward 3D attribute +3, Chakra amount +3;
2. Use the Seduction Technique to bring down the three generations of Hokage and kick him in the ass, rewarding 3D Attribute Points +5, Chakra Amount +5, and Magic Sakura Nami no Jutsu;
3. Use the Seduction Art to bring down the three generations of Hokage and draw a turtle on his face, rewarding +10 for the 3D attribute, +10 for Chakra, and the Magic Sakura Nami no Jutsu. ”
Hearing the sound of the system, Naruto suddenly stopped and turned around.
“Naruto, what’s wrong? Is there anything else? Sarutobi saw Naruto turn around, raised his head, and looked at him with some doubt.
Naruto scratched the back of his head, and the human animal said harmlessly, “That… Three generations of grandfathers, I just created a ninjutsu of my own and want to show you. ”
“Oh? Create your own ninjutsu? ”
Ape Fei Ri’s eyes lit up, is he really worthy of being the son of Watergate? At the age of twelve, he was able to create his own ninjutsu.
“Hurry up! Use it to show grandpa. Ape Flying Sun Chopper urged.
He looked at Naruto expectantly.
“Good!” Naruto smiled, his hands quickly sealed, “Seduction Technique!” ”
“Boom!”
A puff of smoke filled the air, and then a female version of Iruka appeared in front of Ape Flying Sunchop, this female version of Iruka was in front of and after, her body was very perfect, and there was no wisp of her whole body, without the slightest concealment.
This time is not like in class, which needs to be a little harmonious, and Naruto did not have the slightest reservation in front of the “gentleman” who was compared to Jirai.
“Poof~”
Ape Fei Ri Chopped’s nasal cavity suddenly became hot, and under the agitation of his heart, a thick stream of blood spurted out from his nostrils, and he lay straight on the ground.
“Fainted?”
Naruto was a little suspicious when he saw the ape flying sun lying on the ground, he didn’t believe that the three generations of grandfathers would really be defeated by the seduction technique, nine times out of ten, he was lying on the ground to digest this unforgettable scene.
Of course, the art of seduction is extremely lethal to “gentlemen”, but to really hurt powerful ninjas, it is just a joke.
Run directly?!
Kick and run?
Draw a turtle and run?
How do you feel that the option of drawing a turtle is death? But I still want to draw turtles….
Naruto looked at the motionless ape flying sun chop on the ground, and hesitated, but finally he couldn’t help but pick up the brush on the table.
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