Hogwarts Melon Eater

"Hogwarts Melon Eater (!

Sirius laughed in anger, "I'm still young and I don't want to get married." He tried to reason with his mother who forced the marriage. This was one of the few times he was patient. Sirius felt that he had matured a lot. Azkaban's The experience made him rational.

"Young?" Walburga's sneer successfully shattered Sirius' sanity, "Very good, bad boy, then I'll give you an example to show you the reality - you are familiar with Arthur Weasley, right? His mother used to be part of the Black family," Walburga paused for a second, his dark eyes looking up and down Sirius.

"Arthur Weasley is now 38 and has seven children, the eldest has graduated from Hogwarts - guess when he had his first child?"

Sirius frowned, "I don't want to know."

"Let me tell you directly, at the age of 20, he got married directly after graduating from Hogwarts, had his first child in less than two years, and then gave birth to six more in succession. Now he has a son and a daughter, Wei The Slys are not at all concerned about the continuation of the bloodline—" Ms. Walburga stretched her voice.

She was a little emotional, and the huge wizard hat seemed to be sticking out of the painting, "You're 30 years old, son of a bitch, but as far as I know you haven't even had a girlfriend - you're blind. I gave it to you. That nice face!"

Lupin raised his eyebrows, recalling the wonderful school life in the past, it seemed that Sirius had never had a girlfriend. Although many girls had expressed their goodwill to him, Sirius may have been more addicted to mischief at that time, Quidditch. The friendship between Chi and the boy.

Sirius noticed Lupin's gaze, "Hey! What's your expression? Remus, didn't you have a girlfriend?!"

Lupin was very calm, "I'm a werewolf."

"So?" Sirius frowned.

So I'm not looking for a lover, and certainly no one would like a werewolf.

Lupin didn't say it, because it made him look too pitiful, he just shrugged, "So—" with a mocking smile, "Get married Sirius, you're not like me, the golden bachelor of the Black family, Even a fugitive, there are countless people who want to marry you."

Sirius rolled his eyes at Lupin, just in time to see that Kreacher had finished writing the letter at Walburga's orders, and he snatched it away.

The writing on the parchment was fairly neat, and Kreacher was one of the few cultured elves.

'Dear Ms. Narcissa Malfoy, Greetings from Ms. Walburga Black's ghostwriting elf, the following is Ms. Walburga's wishes...'

'...Narcissa's niece, the Black family needs your help. You mentioned before that there are some pureblood branches who wanted to befriend the Black family, but I rejected them for various reasons. Now, I hope you can help me collect them. Among them, families with marriageable-age daughters do not have any special requirements. If they are daughters, I will investigate further. As for why, I think you should be able to guess intelligently...'

'In order to thank you for your help, I will provide some information that the Black family knows - about the Minister of Magic campaign, I believe Mr. Malfoy should want to know more about the inside story. '

"Huh—" Sirius tore the letter Kreacher had just written to shreds, let go of his hand and let the scraps fall to the ground, "Heh, pure blood..." The rebellious factor in Sirius was about to move again, "I I don't want to marry a pure blood, if I have to get married, my wife will not be pure blood."

As if thinking that wasn't enough to irritate Ms. Walburga, Sirius added, "Maybe it's not a wizard," a man suddenly appeared in his head, with brown hair and a particularly beautiful smile, "and maybe... divorced. ? Have two children?"

"Enough of the bastards!" Walburga breathed out of breath in the portrait, "if you dare to do that—then I'll curse that woman—to death!" Her meanness finally came full circle show out.

"Wow, this is not a harmonious relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law," Lupin stood while eating melons while mourning for Sirius' future wife.

But what Lupin didn't know was that bad luck was coming soon, and an idea suddenly popped into his good brother Sirius's head, an idea perhaps more wicked than 'Tricking Snape into the Shrieking Shack'.

"I don't want to mention this for a while!" Sirius drew the velvet curtains and gave Lupin a 'help me' look with a hint of guilt in it.

'What's the meaning? ' Lupin frowned and looked back, but received no response from Sirius.

The velvet curtains were quickly reopened, and Ms. Walburga coughed, a triumphant smile on her face.

"I'll win this time..." Her smile stiffened as she noticed Sirius' exaggerated walking posture that looked like he had severe hemorrhoids, "Wait..."

Sirius's sense of discomfort in walking after changing from a dog to a human was infinitely magnified. He looked directly at the mother in the painting with a provocative smile. This expression was all too familiar to Walburga. The woman poster stuck to the wall is just such an expression—

"You..." Ms. Walburga frowned, "Impossible, you're not..."

"Everything will change, won't it? You didn't know me too well," Sirius walked up to Lupin angrily and patted him on the shoulder, successfully giving Lupin goosebumps, "Maybe I What's been going on in Azkaban? Anyway—you don't need to find me a pure-blood lady—"

The quill in Kreacher's hand fell to the ground, its mouth wide open, as if it could easily fit a large bowl of apples.

"Because I'm not interested in women right now," the rebellious son's words were a disaster for an old mother eager to revive the Black family.

"Bitch!" Madam Walburga roared. "I hope everything you just said—isn't true!"

That really wasn't true, but Sirius knew how to make Ms. Walburga even more angry, "If you want to attend my wedding..."

"Get out!" The curtain outside Walburga's portrait slammed shut, and Sirius had a triumphant smile on his face. This was one of the few victories in front of his mother.

Kreacher still maintains a 'The world is leaving me, times are changing, how many years have I stayed in this little dark room, what happened to everyone? ' expression, Sirius put the snake-shaped candlestick in his hand into Kreacher's hand, took out his wand and performed the illumination technique.

"You know the house is mine now," Sirius wouldn't leave here, listening to Walburga's cursing in the curtain, he looked at Lupin and apologized in a low voice, "Sorry, that's the best thing I can think of. Good idea."

"You've become smarter Sirius," Lupin didn't care much about Sirius pretending to be gay, but he was a little surprised by Sirius's sudden increase in IQ.

"You are pretending to be **** now, and you have fallen out of Ms. Walburga's bottom line. If there is a girl you want to marry in the future, whether she is pure blood or not, Ms. Walburga should agree - because this It gave her a little hope of having a little heir."

In fact, Sirius didn't think so much. He just didn't want Walburga to introduce him to pure-blooded girls and was busy with his wedding, so he made this decision, but he was praised, so he had to be proud of it. Raised eyebrows, "Regular operation."

Sirius glanced at Walburga, who was constantly cursing, and his eyes signaled Lupin to go upstairs, "There is a guest room upstairs, it should be able to be used normally after a simple cleaning, I hope no foxes will fly to me from the curtains tonight. in the mouth."

Kreacher was still in a daze when the two walked up the stairs, and Walburga stopped cursing instantly when he made sure the two couldn't hear a sound.

"Kreacher," she called to Kreacher, opening the curtains, "what are you doing? Rewrite the letter and send it out."

"Yes, Master..." Kreacher almost dropped the candlestick in his hand on the ground, "Kreacher will complete the task given by the master..." Kreacher's hands were shaking, and it was full of 'Black family's end, he should Where to go? '

Walburga looked bad. Her past experience and memory told her that Sirius was definitely not gay. If so, then there should be a naked muscular man on his wall instead of a bikini beauty.

At any given time, Walburga was obsessed with the posters on Sirius' walls.

But Ms. Walburga isn't entirely sure if Sirius will change in the years away from home...

"Oh," she sighed and took off the wizard hat on her head. At that moment, her temperament was like that of a good mother who had broken her heart for her son, but soon she turned into a full-time life-threatening girl who broke up mandarin ducks. Devil.

"Kreacher, after delivering the letter, you keep staring at Sirius all the time—"

"And his werewolf, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com boyfriend," Walburga gritted his teeth and said the word 'boyfriend', as if it was a black curse that would cut off the Black family's descendants, "Watch Sirius carefully. Are you lying... If they have any intimate actions, you will try your best to stop me!"

"Yes!" Kreacher bent down and nodded fiercely. His eyes were full of fighting spirit at this time. This was related to whether he could continue to serve the noble Black family, and whether his head could be honored by Xiao Xiao. The owner hangs a 'head display wall'.

"Guaranteed to complete the task you have given me!" Kreacher turned out a quill and re-wrote the letter to Narcissa Malfoy.

Walburga looked in the direction of the stairs, his eyes were firm, son of a bitch, we haven't decided the winner yet when it comes to marriage.

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