Hogwarts: Don't you all have the Eye of God?

Andy was suddenly silenced by the Sorting Hat.

The brim of its hat drooped down, covering Andy's eyes.

Andy heard it muttering to himself in disbelief:"How could it be?"……"

"Am I out of date? Students nowadays don't like me anymore.……"

"It turns out that I am just a tool for assigning students step by step……"

A few minutes had passed since Andy put on the Sorting Hat.

Everyone in the entire auditorium just looked at Andy sitting on the chair in silence.

They didn't understand what was going on. This was the longest sorting ceremony they had ever seen.

Only Qiu Zhang's expression became extremely helpless.

She had also participated in the sorting and knew that students could communicate with the sorting hat.

Although she was sorted into Ravenclaw within a minute after she put on the sorting hat.

With Andy's personality, it was normal for her to chat with the sorting hat.

Professor McGonagall, who was standing in front of Andy, gradually became confused.

She tried to walk forward and urge the sorting hat to hurry up, but she looked up and met Dumbledore's eyes on the podium.

Dumbledore shook his head gently at Professor McGonagall, revealing a bit of interest from behind his half-moon glasses, staring at Andy, signaling Professor McGonagall not to interfere with Andy.

Professor McGonagall had to give up.

Andy on the chair knew nothing about this. He only wanted the sorting hat to quickly get him to Ravenclaw.

But the Sorting Hat was completely depressed. No matter how Andy called it, it didn't respond. Although

Andy couldn't see clearly, he knew that everyone's eyes were on him.

Andy tried to comfort the Sorting Hat and said softly,"Well, I have a suggestion. I think it's time to update your system."

"The times are progressing, magic is developing, we can't just stick to the standards of a thousand years ago."

The Sorting Hat asked dejectedly,"What other good suggestions do you have?"

The Sorting Hat responded, and Andy immediately said,"I have a more detailed and extensive testing method that can help you better understand each student."

"Using my method will allow you to more accurately target user groups, seize users' pain points, and ultimately reach another peak in your Sorting Hat career.

The Sorting Hat was irritated by the words:"What is the method?"

Andy said:"Let's make an agreement first. After it's over, you have to send me to Ravenclaw.""

"no problem!

Andy, who had received the assurance, smiled and said,"Have you ever heard of the MBTI personality test?"

Sorting Hat:"What?""

The mbti personality test is a set of psychological personality testing methods that Andy has seen that is more suitable for the general public.

It is supported by social logic and can be easily learned and understood by everyone.

Although Andy personally believes that this division of personality The method didn't make any sense to him, but he didn't have time to waste time with the Sorting Hat, so he had to come up with this plan in the past. When using various social software apps, I am often tortured by mbti personality test advertisements.

If I accidentally click on them, it is impossible to exit directly because it means that I have to watch them for at least a few seconds. Advertising.

The impact of this test on Andy was more that friends around him suddenly began to flaunt their behavior based on the results of the MBTI test.

Andy asked:"Do you want to play football tonight?" Along with some new friends.

Answer:"No, I am an I person. I'd better stay in the dormitory.""

Similar dialogues between classics happen frequently.

I won't say whether it's useful or not, but it does give people enough sense of agency to explain their own behavior.

Now Andy is going to share this testing method for free.

Let's The teachers and students of Hogwarts also tasted his fear of being tortured by various four-letter combinations.

This whole set of tests has a hundred questions, which is really suitable for sorting.

Andy said:"If you are still not satisfied, I also have horoscope tests, blood types, etc.……"

"No! That's enough!"The Sorting Hat roared excitedly,"That's it! I want this!"

……

After several minutes, everyone in the hall saw Andy stand up from his chair.

The Sorting Hat on his head shouted excitedly:"Ravenclaw!"

Everyone began to applaud with relief, and even Professor McGonagall breathed a sigh of relief.

Although he didn't know why Andy, who was the first to be sorted, was delayed for so long, he was finally sorted into Ravenclaw.

The long table where Ravenclaw House was located broke out in unusually warm applause, welcoming Andy to join.

As long as the Sorting Ceremony goes smoothly, it means that the following procedures will proceed in an orderly manner.

According to the practice of previous years, the Sorting Ceremony will be followed by a dinner.

Everyone has been sitting on the Hogwarts Express for a whole day and is now very hungry.

Now they are waiting for dinner.

Andy smiled and walked across the long table and sat next to Qiu Zhang, who had been waving at him.

Qiu Zhang asked:"What have you done? Why did it take so long?"

Andy said:"I just gave the Sorting Hat a few small suggestions"

"Any advice?"

"Well, I redesigned a solution for it, which can identify each student more accurately.……"

Qiu Zhang realized something was wrong and interrupted:"Wait! Just tell me whether the next sorting process will be completed as soon as possible!"

Andy said with a guilty conscience:"Maybe, it will last for a long time.……"

Qiu Zhang:"I'm hungry! I want to eat!"

Andy took out a bunch of snacks from his pocket and handed them to Qiu Zhang and the surrounding Ravenclaw students:"Don't worry, I've prepared it."