Hogwarts Blood Curse Martial Arts

Chen Bin had no interest in reading dozens of bloody versions of the Merlin legend. For example, King Arthur and Merlin did not die, King Arthur was a woman or Merlin was a woman, they were a heterosexual couple, they were gay, etc.

There is also a version where the Banshee of the Lake allows them to pass through the barriers of this world and come to a new world that belongs to them both. There is also a version where Merlin protects Arthur's soul and goes to other worlds, etc.

Chen Bin firmly believed that the legend must have been tampered with, and there was even no reliable written proof.

Why did the two of them not die? Merlin protected Arthur's soul to the new world, and King Arthur was a woman. Chen Bin was more inclined to these two, and even the Kingdom of Britain in the story never existed at all.

After wasting a whole night in vain, Chen Bin decided to give the students of "Divination" a try!

The next day, in the "Divination" class, all the students were also in a state of despair, because Chen Bin assigned a paper titled: "On the Theory of Starry Sky Transfer and the Inspiration of King Arthur and Merlin on Astrology Divination" !

Chen Bin: "(з)..."

The fifth-grade textbook is clearly "A Guide to Dream Interpretation," but shameless Chen Bin gave a surprise quiz called "The Interpretation of Dream Interpretations Between King Arthur Dreaming of the Banshee in the Lake and the Banshee Dreaming of King Arthur." .

The feeling of being without love has spread from the fourth grade to the fifth grade!

In the end, the goddess stick couldn't stand it anymore and announced that the test would be changed to homework. This stopped Chen Bin from continuing to torture the students.

In class, Trelawney said with a look of disdain: "Any wizard will always have a chance to accurately predict once in his life. This has nothing to do with blood. It is purely due to the wizard's magic power and is a gift from God to the wizard."

"Huh?" Chen Bin was very sure that this paragraph was never mentioned in the original story.

No, not only the original story, but also all the "Divination" textbooks and past test questions in his mind had no relevant descriptions.

Now, with the face of the goddess stick, he has reason to believe that the goddess stick has started making up stories to deceive people again.

"Don't you believe it?" Goddess Stick seemed to understand Chen Bin's expression and said in a pretentious manner: "People in the world think that this phenomenon is called déjà vu, and they often only remember that they have seen similar fragments in dreams after the prophecy comes true. However, this is the resonance between magic and wizards that has been prophesied for a long time. This is the innate instinct of wizards to detect the future direction and thus glimpse one of the tributaries of the river of destiny..."

Well, Chen Bin is even more convinced that this magician must have been deceived, and there is no need to draft a lie. Who has not experienced this feeling in modern life in a previous life? Is everyone also a wizard?

"Stupid wizard!" The goddess stick suddenly pointed at Chen Bin and said sternly: "Judging from your appearance, you have never made an accurate prediction! You have not glimpsed the mystery of destiny at all! Don't worry, in the In the near future, you will inevitably see branches of the future in your dreams. Be prepared to meet it, or fight it! Whether to passively accept it or actively change it, everything is in your hands, you only have one chance!"

As soon as she said this, even the little girl who was most enthusiastic about divination no longer believed her lies, and her face showed a "don't lie to me" look.

Many of Chen Bin's academic achievements are only at level O in N.E.W.T.s exams, but he definitely got full marks for cheating. Now everyone in the school doesn't know that he is the reincarnation of the God of Divination, and even reaches the top level of staring at someone's pregnancy?

Obviously, the eyes of almost all the students were also telling Chen Bin that this goddess was jealous of his reputation as a divination master and had begun to smear him!

However, Chen Bin's heart was really a little weak.

Everyone believed in his divination achievements, but he was sure that his talent was zero.

The subject of divination, if said to be academic, is better said to be genetic. It is said that it is a type of ancient talent, that is, a branch of super idealistic magic. After a slight academic improvement in the early Middle Ages, it basically did not change much.

To put it bluntly, "Divination" is an extremely ancient discipline. It does not have a sophisticated and profound theoretical system like "Arithmetic Divination", nor does it have repeatable highlights, which is incompatible with the modern magic system.

There are even rumors that if Dumbledore hadn't thought of abolishing this subject because Trelawney's grandmother was a well-known divination prophet.

However, divination is surprisingly similar to the blood curse passed down from Chen Bin's family. People without relevant bloodline or inherited talents can hardly understand it no matter how they break down the theory into tens of thousands of steps.

Therefore, Trelawney's final words were so sure, and it really seemed that he saw something in his face that ordinary people could not see.

However, the goddess stick felt the contempt of the students, and suddenly instinctively flinched, muttering in a low voice: "It should be right... Great-grandmother's notes were written like this... I should have seen his face correctly. That's right...it must be..."

Well, Chen Bin once again confirmed that she is just a parallel import with poor academic skills!

It's just a lie, Who is afraid of Who?

Chen Bin took out the turtle shell again and shook the dice. Bah, bah, bah, it was a copper coin.

"Oh my god! The mysterious Eastern divination has revealed that Trelawney is going to die!" As soon as Chen Bin said this, everyone looked at the copper coins on the table.

Trelawney also became nervous after hearing this.

Chen Bin shouted exaggeratedly: "Oh! No, she will not die so soon, but she is destined to have no relationship with men in the next five years, not even one. Oh my God! What a sad life! Boring, dry, hot and... Can't get released..."

Before he could finish his words, the goddess stick pretended to be fainted again.

"It's a small sample." Chen Bin put away the copper coins with disdain. "If you don't fight for three days, go to the house and uncover the tiles."

Soon, after this class was over, the fifth grade began to spread the curse of Trelawney's boring five years! The legend of the god of divination once again spreads throughout the castle, and everyone begins to talk about whether she can find a boyfriend.

In order to break this curse, she also took the initiative to talk to the male professor during the three meals, but even Lockhart did not dare to talk to her too much. It is said that three people make a tiger, and the professor group is full of yin and yang. If anyone has too much contact with her, that person will become the official CP!

That's right, this bitch Chen Bin is not playing spoilers but playing popular psychology. Everyone also has psychological hints of self-fulfillment. The more the goddess stick took the initiative to break the rumors, the more the faculty and staff tried to avoid her, including Snape!

Chen Bin: "╮(-ω-`)╭"

In the blink of an eye, the third petrified victim had been frozen for a week, and Hogwarts continued to go to school even if a nuclear bomb was dropped from the sky. Well, Hogwarts won't be closed as long as no one dies.

Before the fourth victim appeared, Professor Lockhart, whose self-confidence exploded, opened the "Duel Club", but no students signed up.