He's Actually A Sexy Girl? I Erected!

"I'm kidding you, I'm looking for a job." Tang Feng stopped joking and immediately answered seriously.

"What job are you looking for? Have you found it? Do you need help?" Song Lele asked three questions in succession.

"Can you help me introduce a job?" Tang Feng asked curiously.

"Okay, I can... find someone to help. Tell me what kind of job you want to find?" Song Lele immediately guaranteed it.

"I'm just kidding you. I've already found a job with a monthly salary of one hundred thousand yuan." Tang Feng saw that this little girl actually took it seriously, so he had no choice but to explain.

"Ah? One hundred thousand? What kind of job?" Song Lele was obviously shocked by his job.

For a person who has just stepped out of college, it is not bad to find a job with a monthly salary of several thousand yuan.

And Tang Feng found a job with a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan as soon as he started, which was simply unimaginable.

"Ahem, my job is not easy to talk about."

"What kind of job is it? It's hard to tell me?"

"I'm afraid that if I speak out, you will discriminate against me."

"How could that be? We are good friends, how could I discriminate against you?"

"Then I tell you, you must never tell others."

"Well, don't worry, I promise not to tell anyone."

"Did you know that there is a profession where there are no customers most of the time, but once in a while a customer comes and you can earn a lot of money. Customers come in secret, for fear of being seen by others..."

"Ah? Young Master, you're not going to be... a cowherd, are you?" Song Lele's exclamation came immediately from the other end of the phone.

"Let me go, you know quite a lot, and you actually know about Cowherd? Brother, you are not pure." Tang Feng immediately seized on her words and started teasing her.

"I...I also heard what others said. Don't interrupt, you won't really do that, will you?" Song Lele's voice had a touch of sadness.

"What do you mean, do you dislike this profession?" Tang Feng almost couldn't help laughing.

"I...I'm not discriminating, it's just...why can't you think about it? There are so many other jobs, even if you earn less, there's no need to do this, right? What if you get sick..."

"Stop, stop, stop, can you wish me a better life? Who told you that I am going to be a cowherd?" Tang Feng interrupted hurriedly as she heard her words becoming more and more outrageous.

"Ah? Aren't you going to do this? But you just said..."

"I want to say, I work as an appraiser in an antique shop. Where did you think you were? Can your mind be a little cleaner?"

Tang Feng deliberately led others astray, and finally defeated them.

Song Lele was silent for a long time, and she was probably pissed off by him. After a long while, she finally managed to say, "Young Master, are you interested in playing with me?"

"Don't talk nonsense. When have I ever played with you? I'm not gay either."

Tang Feng felt that the heat was almost over. If the stimulation continued, his good friend would probably be furious. "Okay, call me. What's going on?"

"I was so angry at you that I almost forgot about the real thing." Song Lele said angrily, and then got to the point, "That's it, tonight at Qianda Plaza, there is a limited-edition offline version of Bubble Mart. Press conference..."

"Wait, what did you say Mart?" Tang Feng was a little confused and interrupted hurriedly.

"It's Bubble Mart."

"What's that?"

"You've never heard of Bubble Mart? You're so old-fashioned."

"I haven't heard of this Matt, is that so old-fashioned?"

"Oh, forget it, this young... young master, I will give you some free science knowledge." Song Lele explained to him while despising him.

After explaining for several minutes, Tang Feng finally understood that it turned out to be a trendy toy brand.

"Okay, I probably understand. You can continue."

"Where did I just say that?"

"Didn't you say that this is Matt..."

"It's Bubble Mart."

"Okay, the offline sale of Bubble Mart."

"Yes, yes, Bubble Mart will hold a limited sale event at Qianda Plaza tonight, and a Molly 1000% Earth daughter will be randomly selected..."

"Wait a minute, what kind of thing is this daughter of Earth?" Tang Feng had to interrupt again, even a little doubting whether he was really behind the times? Why can't you understand a word?

"This Molly's 1000% daughter of the earth is a hidden model of Bubble Mart. It is limited to 2,500 pieces worldwide and is difficult to get." Song Lele hurriedly explained to him.

Tang Feng rolled his eyes and asked impatiently: "You have been talking for so long, what does it have to do with me?"

Song Lele said hurriedly: "I have a friend who really wants to get this hidden money, so she wants to ask you to help open the blind box."

Tang Feng was even more confused, "Why are you looking for me? Don't you know how to drive?"

"She heard about you and knew that you have been so lucky these past two days that you are possessed by the European Emperor, so she wanted to enjoy your happiness." Song Lele gave a very reasonable explanation.

"Can I refuse?" Tang Feng didn't want to participate in the little girl's boring game.

"No!" Song Lele firmly denied.

"Is your friend a boy or a girl?" Tang Feng asked again after a moment of silence.

"Female, what's wrong?" Song Lele was a little confused.

"is it beautiful?"

"pretty."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"No."

"Then I'll go."

Tang Feng suddenly changed his mind.

Now it was the turn of good friend Song Lele to be unhappy, "Young Master, what are your plans?"

Tang Feng immediately smiled "hehe" and said, "Well, don't let the wealth go to outsiders. I am still single now and urgently need to solve a life-long matter, so..."

"Snapped!"

Before he could finish speaking, his good friend had already hung up the phone.

"Huh? You're actually angry?"

Tang Feng scratched his head depressedly, wondering what she was angry about?

Can a lollipop help you?

After a while, he received a text message from Song Lele.

The text message is very simple, no nonsense words, just an address.

Not even her favorite emoticon for sending messages.

It seemed like he was really angry.