Heroic Wife Reborn

What are you doing back again? Yu Xiaoxiao asked.

Do you still have something to eat? The instructor stretched out his hand to Yu Xiaoxiao.

Yu Xiaoxiao...

Don't pretend, the instructor stared at the small backpack behind Yu Xiaoxiao's back, I can smell it.

Gu Xinglang..., this is really a dead dog!

You just ate a pack of jerky, Yu Xiaoxiao took a few steps back, vowing to defend her food to the death.

I'm hungry again now, the instructor said with a wooden face.

You, what the hell, Yu Xiaoxiao said angrily, Before I came, what did you do for a living? Don't talk to me, get out!

The instructor looked at Gu Xinglang.

Gu Xinglang shrugged his shoulders, I don't have anything to eat.

The instructor came up behind Gu Sanshao and said to Yu Xiaoxiao, I'll trade his life for it.

Yu Xiaoxiao...

Gu Sanshao-_-|||

You choose, the instructor told Yu Xiaoxiao.

Yu Xiaoxiao decided to fight again, if she doesn't convince this guy, she won't be able to live her life in the future, and she won't be able to play at all.

Gu Xinglang was very calm at the moment, and said to the instructor: Master.

The instructor said: Don't recognize your relatives indiscriminately, when did I have you like this...

Yu Xiaoxiao: Do you dare to call it a piece of trash and try.

The instructor rolled his eyes.

Yu Xiaoxiao said to Gu Xinglang: You can call him a dead dog. This is the name given by his parents. What a talented name.

The instructor became angry in an instant, and said to Yu Xiaoxiao: It's Si Ge, Ge means weapon, Si Ge means main battle, you illiterate, how many times do you need me to say it before you can understand?!

Yu Xiaoxiao pursed her lips, Ge is a weapon, so adding a division to Mao means becoming the master of the battle?

Instructor... the instructor who is also the emperor of mathematics doesn't know either. (o(╯□╰)o)

Yu Xiaoxiao turned to the instructor: Hehe.

Gu Xinglang looked in disbelief, turned to look at the instructor and said, You don't know?

The instructor had a domineering and cool look on his face, and said to Gu Xinglang coldly, Besides, I'll kill you.

Hey, you are illiterate and have the guts to kill? Yu Xiaoxiao said with contempt for the instructor.

The instructor looked at Yu Xiaoxiao and let out a heck, It's as if you're not illiterate.

Si You means to be in charge, Gu Xinglang explained to the instructor: Si Ge means to be in charge of weapons, so it means to be the main battle.

I'll go, the instructor and Yu Xiaoxiao said in unison: So that's what it means. The puzzle that has plagued them for many years has finally been solved!

Gu Xinglang looked at these two people who were in sync with each other, what's so difficult about it?

I advise you to go to Mo Wen as soon as possible, Yu Xiaoxiao said to the instructor: I'll tell you, dead dog, if we fail, your life will be the same in the future. If you want to continue to work hard, you will Then stand here and talk to me.

Two steamed buns, the instructor said, and he was not one to give up easily.

No, Yu Xiaoxiao said, You have been here for a month, how do you live?

Gu Xinglang..., he agreed to act quickly, and went to find Mo Wen?

The instructor's face became more gloomy, and he said, There are no wild animals in this mountain, and the birds and rabbits can't get enough to eat. The kitchen in the temple has only vegetables and tofu. If I eat it, the young monks down there will starve.

So you didn't steal anything? Yu Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched.

The instructor said: I just stole it three times. Then the little monks who had been hungry for a day were so hungry that they cried. How could he watch the children starve? I can only give up.

Gu Xinglang's mouth twitched.

Yu Xiaoxiao pursed her mouth, and took two steamed buns to the instructor, fearing that the instructor would ask her if she didn't eat enough, she dragged Gu Xinglang and ran away.

The instructor looked at the steamed buns in his hand, this little bastard, if you say two, just two, and don't bring any more! Squeezing two big steamed buns together, swallowing them in two bites, the instructor turned and walked out of the basement.

That night, Yu Xiaoxiao and Gu Xinglang searched all the way south in the back mountain, and the instructor searched north alone. In the middle of the night, when it was almost dawn, the three of them met at the entrance of Gui E Lin's cave.

Both Yu Xiaoxiao and Gu Xinglang looked unhappy, the instructor looked at them and said, Didn't find it?

No, Yu Xiaoxiao said, Did you find it?

The instructor said: No.

Well, Mo Wen ran away.

This cruel reality hit Yu Xiaoxiao hard, and Her Royal Highness crouched in the snow with her head in her arms, cursing: This is a bald man with no seeds!

Gu Xinglang stared at the instructor's hand and said, What are you carrying?

The instructor was holding a cloth bag in his hand, which looked like it was containing a living thing and was moving around constantly, but he couldn't tell what it was from the shape.

The instructor threw the calico bag on the ground and said, I found it in the cave and brought it to Xiaoxiao to see.

Yu Xiaoxiao reached out to untie the knot of the cloth bag.

The instructor waved his hand, and the wind blew the cloth bag into pieces.

Here, Gu Xinglang didn't bother to lament the magic of the instructor's hand, Gu Sanshao was directly frightened by the things in the cloth bag.

Yu Xiaoxiao was also taken aback, and said, My God, what the hell is this?

A three-headed strange baby writhed non-stop on the snow, and soon the white snow turned red.

Gu Xinglang said: They don't have long skin?

The instructor kicked the three-headed baby and said, This is the smallest one in the pool, little one, what do you think it is?

Yu Xiaoxiao's novel: Conjoined twins?

Look carefully, the instructor pointed to the neck of the three-headed baby.

Yu Xiaoxiao narrowed her eyes, and Gu Xinglang saw an expression on his wife's face for the first time, an angry expression.

The stitching marks, Yu Xiaoxiao said angrily, Is this man-made?

The instructor stroked his chin and said, You think so too.

Gu Xinglang was a little confused, and said, What's the salary?

Yu Xiaoxiao pulled Gu Xinglang to see a scar on the neck of the three-headed monster baby, and said, This is sewn up.

sewn up? Gu Xinglang gasped, They were made? Gu Sanshao's voice lost its usual tone.

You just said the pool, Yu Xiaoxiao raised her head and asked the instructor, What pool?

Sewage pool, oh, to be more precise, it's a pool where corpses are soaked in sewage, said the instructor. One hundred square meters, ten meters deep, there are two hundred such monsters in it, a bit like a fish pond.

Yu Xiaoxiao couldn't complain, and said, Have you seen how many monsters are raised in fish ponds?

The instructor still said sternly: This is a metaphor, I have read a lot of books. In the second half of the sentence, the instructor looked at Gu Xinglang and said it. Unlike Yu Xiaoxiao, who is illiterate and proud, the instructor really hopes that he is an People with both civil and military skills.

Gu Xinglang...why is their focus different?

Aside from scaring people, what else can this thing do? Yu Xiaoxiao asked.

The instructor said: After you try it, let's try it on your man.

Gu Xinglang...why does this person always look down on him?

Yu Xiaoxiao lowered her head, suddenly picked up the three-headed monster baby, and threw it on the instructor's head.

A word to readers:

The first one is offered.