Help! This savior is too stupid!
Chapter 589 The villain dies because of talking too much
Man, what else can I say?
Jiang Bai looked at Zhou Wangu, and a bold idea came to his mind.
"I know what you're thinking!"
Zhou Wangu is very familiar with this expression.
"Don't think about sending me out as an undercover agent! Please, don't be so feudal and superstitious, please talk about some science!"
Before the mysterious tide came, many people believed in science. But in this crazy world, science has no place for people to stay.
"Judging from your reaction, you must have been an undercover agent?"
Jiang Bai admitted that he had indeed considered throwing Zhou Wangu into the hostile camp, and asked curiously, "What was the result?"
"The result will definitely be bad!"
Zhou Wangu rolled his eyes and said helplessly,
"On my first day as an undercover agent, everyone who knew my identity as an undercover agent died."
Online, he is also Zhou Wangu’s teammate...
"As for when the undercover went in, I discovered that those guys were all acting alone. No one could trust anyone. No one was willing to team up with me!"
Zhou Wangu was so angry that his teeth itched.
"I have been lurking in the hostile forces for a long time, and I am about to get close to the boss. It is finally time for me to make a contribution!"
Jiang Bai was like a reader who was following up on the latest updates, curiously asking, "What next?"
"Ren Jie came here and beat the boss to death with one punch!"
Zhou Wangu took a long puff of his cigar, and just by the tone of his words, you could hear his blood pressure soaring.
"How did I know that the boss was so weak? If I had known he had that little strength, I would have rushed up and killed him! Why did I have to wait until Ren Jie came?"
Jiang Bai:......
Obviously, Ren Jie performed a One-Punch Man performance on Zhou Wangu, which left a very deep impression and resentment on him.
Jiang Bai wondered, "Aren't you on a mission? Why would Ren Jie come to compete with you?"
"Everyone in my line died, my files were lost, and Ren Jie didn't even know I was undercover."
Zhou Wangu took another puff on his cigar and blew out a melancholy smoke ring.
"The most important thing is the boss. You know he has read too many online articles. I really didn't expect that he actually read online articles in private. He can't learn from anyone. He has to imitate the elders of the Soul Palace. He opens his mouth and says 'Jie Jie' Jie——', he died because of this oral habit..."
Jiang Bai was even more confused, how could a Soul Palace elder with a bad mouth kill a powerful boss?
"Normally speaking, oral addiction won't kill anyone."
Zhou Wangu recalled that scene again and imitated the boss's tone and said,
"I'm going to kill all of you! Everyone! Jie Jie Jie——"
Jiang Bai:......
Co-writing, because he read the lines too fast, and read the two words "人" and "Jie" together, which made Ren Jie feel something and came over to check the situation.
This can be considered, the villain dies because he talks too much... right?
Ren Jie, who happened to be passing by, found out the situation and killed the boss easily.
After figuring out the whole story, Jiang Bai had a new doubt, "Does this count as you and Ren Jie going on a mission together?"
"Under normal circumstances, it definitely counts."
Zhou Wangu took another puff of cigar, his expression became even more melancholy.
"But I was undercover there for so long, and just for this head, I was snatched away by Ren Jie with a punch. I was so angry in my heart. The cadres around me were watching, and I, the second in charge, couldn't express my position at all.
Besides, Shi Fareen treated each other with admiration for three days. The boss was too weak and he could beat me with just one punch. I thought to myself, even if there is a gap between Ren Jie and I, the gap won’t be too big. big. "
Zhou Wangu made the decision he regretted for the second time in his life.
He shouted blood and bonds, held his fist, and rushed towards Ren Jie.
"The results of it?"
"result?"
Zhou Wangu flicked his cigar and spread his hands.
"What else could come of it?"
"I was punched by Ren Jie and put into a state of suspended animation. The surrounding cadres were infected by my courage and fled in all directions. In the end, they were all shot down by a despicable bastard.
Afterwards, the headquarters recorded that the two bastards Ren Jie and Despicable joined forces to eradicate a hostile force.
I lost my files and died online. No one knew that I had been undercover. I thought it was too embarrassing, so I came back in despair, which offset my vacation..."
After telling his tragic story, Zhou Wangu looked at Jiang Bai.
"What on earth were you expecting?"
In this story, Zhou Wangu and Ren Jie are not teammates at all.
Jiang Bai made a vicious suggestion from a tricky angle, "Have you never thought about reporting this matter to the police afterwards and forcing three people to form a team to kill them?"
"are you crazy!"
Zhou Wangu screamed, "Jiang Bai, are you confused by your sleep? Is the guy with the scar on his face a vegetarian?"
Not to mention whether Ren Jie and Han Chan can pass the levels, it would be difficult for Zhou Wangu to survive for more than three seconds in the Scarface level alone.
During the fourth mysterious tide, there were four top strong men in the Pure Land, also known as pillars:
Scar, Han Chan, Ren Jie, and the fourth pillar whose codename no one knows.
If Zhou Wangu dared to do this, it would be equivalent to offending three pillars of the Pure Land in one breath, and it would be the kind of offending that would lead to death.
The pillars of the Pure Land’s combat power are very principled in many matters.
Of course Jiang Bai knew that Zhou Wangu did not dare to do this.
"Having said all that, is there one thing you have deliberately avoided?"
Jiang Bai asked, "The thing I asked you at the beginning."
"You claimed that Secretary Huang framed you."
Hearing this, Zhou Wangu stopped joking, threw his cigar to the ground, and stamped it out with his feet.
"I was really framed for this!"
"How did they frame you?"
"They told me what I did."
Jiang Bai:......
The man who looked like a devil grinned again in front of Jiang Bai,
"That was my last mission. In fact, before setting off, I knew that we would die and everyone would die, but I didn't think there was any problem with it."
"The crime they charged me with was to harm my colleagues and not save them until they died. I really felt that they were wronged. I did still have the ability to move at that time, but I turned my head away and didn't see them at all. How could I not save them until they died?" Help?"
"The mission is accomplished. I survived by chance. Maybe if I work hard, others can survive by chance. But my mission is accomplished. Why should I still work hard?"
"I think everyone is doing the same dangerous job. If you die, you are not good enough. I will always face death threats. Regardless of luck or strength, I have survived. They died, it's as simple as that. "
Zhou Wangu said calmly,
"As long as I am given a chance to choose, I will choose the most dangerous mission. Yes, I do want to die, and I also hope that all my teammates will die. The mission is public and the situation has been explained to you in advance. You also You came with the realization that you must die. If you don’t die, wouldn’t you be sorry for your own awakening?
Or is it that your so-called enlightenment is actually just lip service, and it is precisely because you are lucky enough to know that you will not die that you dare to speak so brazenly?
I just want to see if enlightenment is this enlightenment!
Of course, I know that most people cannot accept my statement. How should I describe it... Oh, sick, yes, I seem to be sick. "
From the first moment he saw Zhou Wangu, even leaving aside Zhou Wangu's files, Jiang Bai could tell that this guy's mental state was not quite right.
It's just that the Pure Land experts have more or less such problems. Zhou Wangu's situation... is a relatively chaotic one. In special times, special means can only be used.
Jiang Bai asked, "Didn't you see a psychiatrist?"
Zhou Wangu's eyes widened, "Isn't that a quack doctor?!"
"Who said that?"
Today, Jiang Bai has realized that the psychiatrist's medical skills may be mediocre, but his strength is unfathomable and cannot be easily slandered. "Who dares to say that! Do you know that this is a violation of the mission regulations?!"
"You're telling me, I still have a recording..."
Zhou Wangu is a very honest person, and he always pays attention to evidence in everything. He immediately took out a tape recorder and played a recording.
Just listen, Jiang Bai's voice came from the recorder, he said clearly,
"The psychiatrist is just a quack. He only sees patients but does not cure them..."
Jiang Bai:......
After Zhou Wangu played the recording, he asked curiously, "Brother, why is this illegal?"
Either, Jiang Bai is telling lies.
Either, Jiang Bai is telling the truth, and the psychiatrist is indeed a quack.
But Zhou Wangu couldn't imagine why this was against the rules.
"Breach of confidentiality..."
Jiang Bai's mouth twitched and he said helplessly,
"Breaking secrets!"
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