Help! This savior is too stupid!
Chapter 064 Dead? Not dead! (Update 1)
Death in exchange for peace in the world?
Du Pingan's words made everyone present fall into silence, and the atmosphere became a little strange.
They are here to save people.
I just didn't expect that I would save a man who wanted to die.
What I didn't even expect was that the reason why the other party wanted to die was so...
"So childish."
Jiang Bai burst out laughing and shook his head helplessly.
"So, when will you scholars put down your books and really take a look at the world?"
Only then did Du Pingan notice Jiang Bai. Even if he was not good at drawing inferences from one instance and was called a nerd by the nerdy Yu Guang, Du Pingan could still tell that Jiang Bai was the leader of this group of people.
And my teacher is more like... a follower?
Since everyone is following this person, he has his own reasons.
Du Ping'an humbly asked for advice,
"Why did you say this?"
Jiang Bai asked, "Practice brings true knowledge. Your husband taught you, right?"
"Taught."
"Then you said earlier that you are the strongest person in this world. You must have practiced it, right?"
"certainly."
Du Ping'an traveled all over this small world, actually inside and outside the city, and fought everywhere inside and outside the city. No one or ghost was his opponent.
Jiang Bai asked again,
"Okay, if that's the case, why don't you practice it first?"
Practice what?
Du Ping'an was confused, saluted again, and asked respectfully,
"I hope your Excellency will make it clear."
Jiang Bai replied angrily,
"Practice it, become the gods you call yourself, and see if under your governance the world will be peaceful and the world will get better."
Du Pingan quickly explained,
"I can't do it. It's because I'm not capable. I guess there will be a way after the gods come..."
This time, Jiang Bai didn't even bother to finish listening and interrupted directly,
"What do you think of gods as a universal antidote? If you are poisoned by an extremely rare poison and you don't go to the doctor or take medicine, but you pray every day for a bottle of antidote to fall from the sky, don't you think Is this a ridiculous idea?"
Du Pingan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that what Jiang Bai said made sense!
He really doesn't know anything, and that's why he needs someone else to push him.
From a certain point of view, Du Ping'an, who knew nothing about anything, could make sense with just a few clicks.
"It's because I have unrealistic fantasies about the gods. I feel that when the gods come, there must be a kind-minded god among them to solve the world's sufferings."
Du Pingan frankly admitted his mistake without any hard words.
He was just a little regretful, why didn't he figure out such a simple thing earlier?
"Even if you don't know how to practice and read the book in your hand, you still can't understand it?"
Jiang Bai sneered,
"The mysterious tide is the biggest disaster in the world. The pain suffered by most living beings comes from this. However, do you think that solving the mysterious tide will end it?
Before the mysterious tide, why did the word disaster come about? "
This time, Du Pingan was really stunned.
He froze for a long time, staying in place like a sculpture.
Sunset and sunrise, clouds gather and disperse.
The bird landed on his shoulder and flew away, taking away the first ray of morning light and sending back a ray of sunset.
The fallen leaves of autumn have just stopped, and the snow of winter has fallen, and dissipated together under the warm sunshine of spring.
As spring goes and autumn comes, time flies by.
The spotless cottages are covered with cobwebs, landslides have occurred, rivers have been diverted, and former waterfalls are gradually drying up.
The deep pool turned into a shallow depression, and tender grass grew out of the shallow depression. Insects grew in the grass, and the insects attracted birds. The birds spread the news to all directions, and animals came from all directions, and the animals attracted the Cowherd.
The cowherd raised cattle and sheep, and the cattle and sheep were exchanged for silver, and the silver bought clothes.
One person came, and another came, and more and more people came, and even the remote place became lively. The former village became a market, filled with laughter and laughter.
In the market, in addition to commodities and silver coins, the most widely spread are the various stories and legends.
"Legend has it that a long, long time ago, hundreds of ghosts were rampant in the world. Evil people appeared one after another. It seemed that they couldn't kill them all. Kill three hundred today, five hundred tomorrow, kill every year, kill every month, kill day and night. If the evil thoughts of the evil person cannot be killed, there will always be new evil people.
At that time, the richest man in the city was the Du family! "
"That's right, it's the current Du family."
"At that time, Mr. Du had a son in his old age, but something unexpected happened, and the lives of mother and child were hanging by a thread. At this time, a doctor from out of town came here and was invited by Mr. Du to treat Mrs. Du, soothe her nerves and nourish her fetus. Finally, The mother and child were safe, and it became a good story for a while..."
"That's right, this doctor is the father-in-law you often worship as your son-in-law."
"The doctor from out of town couldn't keep him. Seeing that mother and son were safe, he wandered away again. Who would have thought that young master Du would die young? According to the rules of the time, the Du family only built a grave outside the city without a tombstone or even a name.
Not long after Master Du died, he turned into a ghost, causing no peace in Du's house. For six consecutive years, countless Taoist priests and monks were invited. The last old monk asserted that the boy was longing for the world and had no intention of doing evil. It's just that I'm not educated and don't understand etiquette.
How can an ordinary person become a teacher of ghosts?
Master Du then sent people to tie up paper, and made eighteen paper figures in succession, but Mr. Du drove them away..."
"The doctor from another city has a good friend who is rumored to be Wenquxing. Young Master Du was the doctor's midwife. As a result of karma, he behaved recklessly in the city and made a lot of noise. The doctor learned about it in a dream and sent his friend to the Du family in the city to recommend himself as Young Master Du's teacher!"
"... Young Master Du got his surname from Mr. Du, got his name from the doctor who saved his life, and learned a lot of literary and martial arts from his teacher. When he returned to the city, he wanted to show his skills to repay his parents for giving birth to him, repay the doctor for saving his life, and repay his teacher for teaching him!
To repay the three Well, this Du Ping'an made three great aspirations, to establish a life for the people, to inherit the unique knowledge of the past saints, and to bring peace to the world.
On the first day after returning to the city, three thousand corpses were dug up in the city, a total of three thousand lives..."
"It is said that this hero Du Ping'an, who is invincible in the world, sweeps away all the injustices in the world, punishes evil and promotes good, but one day, he encountered a man-eating monster, and was captured by the monster because of a careless move..."
This beggar on the street told a wonderful story, and there were three circles of people around him, and even the officials who maintained order found excuses to squeeze into the crowd and occupied a good position.
At this moment, when it came to the important part, everyone pricked up their ears and waited for the next part.
The child eating candy opened his mouth and didn't realize that the maltose had fallen to the ground. The customers who gave money held the copper coins in their hands and listened fascinatedly. The officials on duty leaned forward, and their palms were sweaty...
The beggar clapped his hands and shouted,
"Dead!"
Dead? !
The child cried loudly, the black-faced customers threw money at the beggar, and the official was furious, wanting to give this rascal a good beating.
The beggar laughed, looking at the people in front of him who were cursing, and was very satisfied with everyone's reaction.
It was like a story, which was extremely exciting at the beginning, getting better and better, and just when it was about to take a turn, it was just when it was exciting, it suddenly took a sharp turn and fell a thousand feet.
The gap and disappointment in it were not something that outsiders could describe.
The crowd was excited and shouted in dissatisfaction,
"Ah? It's dead now?!"
Crack--
An old stone suddenly cracked.
No one could tell how long this old stone had existed. It was there before the cowherd came.
At this moment, a human voice came from the cracked stone.
The man said muffledly,
"Not dead."
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