Help! This savior is too stupid!

The problem of the little carrot head did not affect the atmosphere at the dinner table, and everyone even took it for granted.

Not only because of Tong Yan Wuji, but also because Jiang Bai has been 'dead' for a long time.

Seven years is enough time for people to slowly wash away sadness into nostalgia.

Of course, people may be happier that the Calamity Emperor seems to be really dead...

In this war, death is the liberation of the dead, but it is the punishment of the living.

And Shan Qingyi and others are experiencing such punishment. Fortunately, this world has long been like purgatory, and they don't care if they have one more brick or two on their hearts.

Shan Qingyi patted the little carrot head again and said goodbye to her.

"When your Uncle Jiang Bai comes back, I will definitely bring you a gift you like."

"Really?"

The eyes of the little carrot head were shining like stars,

"Then I want to meet the legendary Emperor of Disaster. Can Uncle Jiang Bai help me realize this wish?"

Shan Qingyi smiled happily, "It will definitely work."

"Yeah!"

Little Carrot Head simply refused to eat. She held a wooden knife in one hand and a black pot in the other. These were the peripherals of the Emperor of Disaster, which her father had bought for her at a high price as a birthday gift.

The little carrot head started playing at the dinner table. The second grader pulled Despicable into the kitchen and whispered,

"I'm not complaining, the child is getting older, so you should take care of your big brother!"

Gui Xiong, Gui Tiandi, and Shameless Venerable, these three people hit it off immediately and became confidants. The three of them felt like they were carved from the same mold!

So... they imitated the ancients and had a Taoyuan three-sworn sworn relationship.

According to age, Guixiong is the eldest brother, Guitian Emperor is the second brother, and Shameless Venerable is the third child.

The ‘eldest brother’ in the high school sophomore’s mouth is naturally Guixiong.

The sophomore in high school looked serious, "Since he was here last time, even the carrots have been stealing things!"

Ghost Emperor:? ? ?

Carrot is their child's nickname, because they are all ghosts, and children are also ghosts, with relatively slow intellectual development. After so many years, Little Carrot Head is still as childish as a four or five-year-old child.

But stealing?

The nature of this matter is completely different!

"Brother taught Carrot how to steal?"

Emperor Guitian subconsciously retorted, "Impossible, I'll ask him now!"

Soon, after a brief investigation, Emperor Guitian came back to report the information with pride on his face.

"I talked with my eldest brother, and he said he didn't teach me, but my third brother taught me!"

Sophomore year of high school:......

Did you get the point wrong?

The point is who taught the bad carrot?

The point is that Carrot learned bad things, okay?

"It's okay, I'll just educate Carrot."

Emperor Guitian comforted him, "In our place, it's not like you don't know. With a body as small as Carrot, who can steal anything?"

The small merchants and hawkers beside the broken city wall of Origin City used to be on the third level. Taking a quick glance at the Calamity Emperor, they all started out as Level 3 disasters...

Little carrot head?

The sophomore in high school is just an ordinary ghost, but the Ghost Emperor's own qualifications are quite good.

Their child, Little Carrot Tou, only has 100 Divine Minds so far, which is really good for a ghost that is still in its infancy, but it is not enough in front of these big guys.

The sophomore in high school produced evidence of guilt and said, "She stole this dried fish!"

Seeing the dried fish, Emperor Guitian was furious on the spot.

"How many times have I told the fish seller that dried fish must undergo food safety inspections, and it turns out that it is a three-no product..."

Sophomore: ...I'm tired, let's destroy it.

Emperor Guitian picked up the little carrot head, took the dried fish, and angrily rushed to the fish stall and found the boss.

"Did you fail to inspect this batch of dried fish again?"

The fish seller looks like he is not easy to deal with at first glance, which just echoes the old saying in the Pure Land - selling fish is strong!

The strong fish seller said coldly, "My batch of dried fish has not been put on the market yet. What inspection should I do?"

hiss--

Emperor Guitian was immediately trapped by his own logic.

This dried fish is a semi-finished product stolen by the little carrot head. Is it reasonable that the semi-finished product has not been inspected?

Emperor Guitian looked at the dried radish and asked seriously,

"Why did you steal?"

"I didn't steal anything!"

The little carrot head felt aggrieved and defended himself tearfully,

"Uncle Guixiong told me that Uncle Jiang Bai is the landlord here. You can take whatever you like and it can be deducted from the rent..."

"And this dried fish was given to me by the fish seller... Dad wronged me... Dad is not good... I want to find Aunt Qingyi..."

The unjustly accused Little Carrot Head cried like a ghost. Emperor Gui Tian was a little at a loss for a while, and it took a lot of effort to coax the Little Carrot Head.

After crying for a while, the little carrot head calmed down a little, and fell asleep directly on the shoulder of Emperor Gui Tian.

Emperor Guitian took the dried fish and looked at the fish seller, a little embarrassed, "Well...you said this is a semi-finished product...what steps are still missing?"

Some foods may be toxic when in semi-finished form and must be fully processed before they can be eaten.

The fish seller held his cigarette in his mouth and sneered, "I haven't poisoned you yet."

Ghost Emperor:......

I can't talk today.

"Why do you suddenly want to give her dried fish?"

"I'm happy!"

"You beg me for your Pure Land, but I won't give it to you!"

As he talked, the fish seller gradually became excited. He started to curse whenever he disagreed and greeted the eighteen generations of Pure Land ancestors.

Emperor Guitian covered Little Carrot Head's ears and ran away in embarrassment.

In front of these Origin City natives, Ghost Emperor really had no confidence to say anything.

After all, for the overall situation of Pure Land, he had to collect the rent for a hundred years, and for these Origin City bosses, the rent that Ghost Emperor asked for was like free, so they just gave it.

If Pure Land could be sent away by spending a little money, this matter would be simple.

Bought two cheap lollipops from the street, one for Ghost Emperor and one for Little Radish.

"If you want anything, just tell Dad, Dad will buy it for you if he can afford it!"

"No!"

Although Little Radish was bought by a lollipop, he was still a little angry,

"I don't want anything Dad bought, Mom said that Dad owes more and more money!"

Obviously, although she was young, she was sensible very early, and knew that her family was almost poor and could not afford to eat.

For this reason, she also discussed with the beggar uncle and asked him to eat less bowls, saving a little bit.

The beggar uncle refused.

Anyway, he would eat as much as he got, and he would not leave any leftovers.

What Little Radish Head didn’t know was that even if her family was short of money, they would never be short of money for bowls. The reason why they always sent bowls for meals was because her mother was too lazy to wash the dishes…

“As a ghost, how can you not owe money? You know the legendary Zai Tiandi? He owed more money than my father did!”

Ghost Tiandi gestured, “There are people everywhere who are Zai Tiandi’s creditors. He owes money wherever he goes!”

“Fortunately, Ghost Tiandi is kind and paid back all the money for Zai Tiandi.”

This was the first time Little Radish Head had heard this story.

Like her father, she also had the habit of recording the stories she heard.

However, the name of the book she wrote was different from that of her father.

Little Radish Head laboriously wrote one word after another on the paper, recording the story of Zai Tiandi told by her father.

And the name of the book she wrote was…

The Legendary Zai Tiandi