Help! This savior is too stupid!

"But it's not enough just for me to nod, right..."

Jiang Bai said seriously,

"Even if they get married, it's still a matter between two people."

At least, that was the case when Jiang Bai was alive.

Based on Ren Jie's later marriage experience, Jiang Bai doubted how many marriages he could have now...

Thinking of Ren Jie's marriage, he surrounded Ren Jie with pens, inks, paper and inkstones, and said seriously, "It is more important for the five of us to live a harmonious life than anything else..."

Jiang Bai suddenly didn't envy Ren Jie that much.

"Speaking of which, you and Shan Qingyi have never been together seriously."

The director was obviously prepared and arranged,

"You and Shan Qingyi can just find a place and get together for a while. If it's not suitable, you can leave."

"Your wedding must be a big event, at least the standards will be higher than your funeral..."

"It's very troublesome to prepare for this kind of thing, and it's not just us who have to prepare, other places also need to be more or less prepared."

"..."

In short, the director has arranged everything, all he needs is the nod of the two newcomers.

Jiang Bai and Shan Qingyi went on a honeymoon for a period of time. When everything is ready, they can come back at any time and get married at any time.

"There seems to be no reason to refuse..."

Jiang Bai, who was clearly arranged, once again disappeared from everyone's sight and disappeared completely.

However, this time, Shan Qingyi disappeared with Jiang Bai.

...

"The Immortal's Diary of Immortal Cultivation (2)"

I am the second child, a fairy...beast who inspires me to live forever.

For as long as I can remember, I have known that I have a great mission.

But I have never been able to figure out what mission is on my shoulders.

Later, when I went to school, I found out.

I have the mission of carrying my head, and what I carry on my shoulders is my head.

Saving my head is my biggest mission.

It took me two full years to learn this truth.

The day I figured out that ‘head’ is ‘head’, the instructors in the entire training base cried. They said it was not easy and they finally taught me.

So, I graduated that day.

If I don't graduate, they will wonder if there is something wrong with them.

Lao Liu said that the day I was born, heaven and earth were calling my name, "Lao Er... Lao Er... My Lao Er..."

So, my name is Lao Er.

Later, others told me that it was Lao Liu who went out and castrated all the fairy beasts within a thousand miles, so he was wailing all over the place, calling Lao Er, not my name at all.

Oh, by the way, Lao Liu is our master, at least that's what the certificate says.

Lao Liu often said that everything written on the certificate does not count.

The biggest role of getting a marriage certificate is to get a divorce certificate, and the biggest role of a divorce certificate is to get a marriage certificate.

As for why I call him Lao Liu.

Because, main is equal to 6.

I have read books.

Although those fairy beasts are not calling my name, I am still the second child.

Because I am the second one from this litter to be returned.

The boss is the first to be returned. I admire the boss very much. He is much cuter than me. Every time someone comes to the island to buy fairy beasts, they will be deceived by the boss. They like the harmless boss at the first sight. .

Then in a few days, the boss will be sent back.

Lao Liu often says that a big dog cannot change its habit of eating shit.

In fact, the boss eats everything except feces and dogs.

When I understood that my mission was to save my head, I started thinking about another question:

What is there to protect in your head?

I have three bankbooks in my head.

I'm not kidding.

I have eaten three passbooks.

What you eat...should be stored in your brain, right?

Otherwise, why would my head feel groggy every time I finish eating?

Lao Liu asked me to think more. He said that if you think more, you will be able to figure out many things.

I thought about it for many years.

I figured something out.

Lao Liu and the others took advantage of my time to think and ate a lot more meat.

This is what thinking means.

Let those who think starve and let those who do not think fill their bellies.

I may be a philosopher.

Lao Liu often said that he did not understand philosophy because he was short of material.

I'm different.

I am very materially rich.

Because everything I eat is stored in my head.

There were a lot of things there, three bankbooks, a lot of chicken legs, and a whole chicken.

Yes, I have eaten a whole chicken.

The process of eating a whole chicken was painful because it was stuck in my throat, but I firmly believe that the chicken was also stored in my mind.

Because the process of eating chicken is very exciting.

I often share the results of my thinking with other fairy beasts and immortals, and they always look at me with caring eyes.

At that moment, I knew that I had spoken to their hearts.

The boss told me privately that I was actually mentally retarded.

I said it was impossible. During the training camp, I got perfect scores in every written test.

The boss said he used my barcode.

The boss's score is mine, and my score belongs to the boss.

The boss comes last every time.

In that training camp, the person who came last was rewarded with food, because no one knew whether such a stupid fairy beast could survive the next day, and he ate the last supper every day.

The eldest had his last supper for two years.

I drank porridge for two years.

I asked the boss to return my dinner to me.

The boss said that people should look forward.

I said I am not a person.

The boss said, since you are not a person, you are property, and there is no debt relationship between property and property.

He and I are both Lao Liu's dogs, and a dog will not owe another dog a bone.

I said I am mentally retarded, I don't understand.

He said you finally admitted that you are mentally retarded.

The boss wagged his tail and left.

I lied to the boss, but I am not.

He was deceived by the mentally retarded in his eyes.

He is the mentally retarded.

After fifty years of immortals, I finally have my own diary, a stone.

Lao Liu said that words should be engraved on stones.

So he engraved many names on the island. I heard from outsiders that this is called the Nine Clans.

I don't have the Nine Clans, I only have Lao Liu.

This year, there are actually not many things worth recording.

Lao Liu's island was damaged. It is said that a big devil named Wu Tiandi did it.

The eldest brother said that Wu Tiandi was a wicked man, and his subordinates often arrested him and detained him for 15 days, and fined him 5,000 yuan.

The sixth brother said that the eldest brother was a dog that could not change its nature.

I did not expect that the outside world was so terrible, and that a dog would be locked up for 15 days for eating a mouthful of shit.

I felt a little sorry for the eldest brother, because he never ate shit on the island, but he did not expect that he would start eating shit after leaving the island.

What the school taught him in two years, the society made him forget in one day.

I posted this sentence on the Internet, and many people liked it.

I am indeed a philosopher.

Oh, right.

The damaged island was later repaired.

I also have new neighbors.

One wears red clothes.

The other also wears red clothes.

......

(Sleep, good.)