Help! This savior is too stupid!

《Changshengxian's Immortal Cultivation Diary (Part 2)》

Forty-five years in the Immortal System.

The three-year appointment has passed. We waited for three days and three nights on the cliff, but the eldest brother didn't show up.

I said it didn't matter. If we missed the three-year appointment, the eldest brother could still say that we should not be bullied for being poor in middle age.

The second brother asked me when we would no longer be poor.

I touched his head. With his IQ, it was difficult for me to explain this question to him clearly.

I touched the second brother's head and told him that being poor or not was not a problem. You could be very happy even if you were poor, as long as no one bullied you.

The second brother raised his head, smelled my hand, and said that I stole the chicken leg.

I didn't.

I stole a whole chicken.

The second brother would never think that someone could eat a whole chicken, because he had only seen chicken legs in his life.

In the second brother's cognition, chickens only have legs.

Later, the second brother wrote to the eldest brother, asking if the chicken legs of Wuzhou were delicious?

The first time the eldest brother replied, he said that he hadn't eaten it yet. Thank the second brother for reminding him. If he hadn't told him, he wouldn't have known that this thing could be eaten.

The eldest wrote back the second time, saying it was delicious and could be eaten for a year.

Since then, the second child has been asking me what kind of chicken leg can be eaten for a year.

In order to deal with the second child's endless questioning, I took out a chicken.

This chicken overturned the second child's world. He began to doubt what was real and what was fake in the world.

He no longer entangled in the problem of chicken legs.

But he was more miserable.

He was clearly eating a whole chicken, but there was no joy on his face.

I told the third and fourth children that the more you know, the more painful it is.

They said no, it was the second child who ate too fast and got stuck.

I knew that the second child was not simple since he was young.

The other three were pretending to be mentally retarded, and the second child was pretending not to be mentally retarded, and he didn't pretend to be.

Forty-six years of the Immortal System.

The ancient emperor wrote again, inviting me to come ashore to meet, but I declined.

Forty-seven years of the Immortal System.

Boil the immortal bean stalks with hot water, chop them up, and mix them with the immortal grass. It has a meaty taste, like plant meat.

Forget it, I've been eating meat lately, so I'll give it to the fairy beast.

The fairy beast won't eat it, damn it's mentally retarded.

I dug out the [Fairy Beast Mental Retarded Certificate] from that year and wanted to remove the [Invalidated] on it.

The second child thought it was a passbook, so he took it away and sent it to the eldest child.

Not long after, the eldest child wrote back, saying that he was living well in Wuzhou and now he didn't have to pay for taking a bus.

Later, the eldest child was caught while using the [Fairy Beast Mental Retarded Certificate]. He was very puzzled. He was clearly disguised very well, so why was he still found out.

The person who caught the eldest child said that a real mentally retarded fairy beast would never use the certificate. This thing is not swiped, but is eaten by the mentally retarded fairy beast, which can directly sense the chip inside.

The second child was much smarter than the eldest child. After sending one "passbook" to the eldest child, he ate the remaining three.

I said, a real mentally retarded person cannot be hidden among the fairy beasts.

The eldest brother's matter could not be concealed after all. When the ancient emperor heard about my current situation, he took the initiative to come to my door and invited me to go ashore for vacation, but I declined again.

Since I have cultivated immortality for longevity, I have drawn a line on the ground as a prison and used this island as a constraint in my heart. How can I give up easily? Of course, I know that the ancient emperor has good intentions, but there are always many hardships in the world. It is precisely because of these hardships that my determination to seek the truth has become more and more firm.

If I give up at this moment, my path to immortality will be ethereal and hopeless from now on.

I have told the ancient emperor that there is no need to say more. Unless the sky collapses and the earth collapses, and the sun and the moon hang upside down, I will never leave the island and go ashore.

Forty-eight years of immortality.

The ancient emperor wrote to me that the latest breakthrough in Pure Land medicine can achieve complete sterilization of immortal beasts.

Going ashore today.

Forty-three years of immortality.

The first time I left the island and went to Wuzhou.

On the way there, I specifically reminded several ancestors that there are many talents in Wuzhou and they must not cause any trouble.

The third and fourth brothers agreed, and the second brother's mind was full of chicken legs that he could eat for a year.

When I returned to the land of Wuzhou again, besides Gu Huang, Sa Xiaoliu also greeted me.

Sa Xiaoliu didn't understand why I had to stand upside down and walk with my hands on the ground.

Gu Huang was very considerate and said that I would only set foot on Wuzhou if the sun and the moon were upside down, so I had to stand upside down when I went ashore.

Sa Xiaoliu was even more confused. He could understand standing upside down, but why were there four dogs - no - four fairy beasts hanging on me?

I said that all four of them were mentally retarded. According to the regulations of the Fairy Beast Protection Association, they could not go out alone overseas and had to ride a mount.

Sa Xiaoliu searched for a long time but couldn't find the mount we took when we came here.

I said I was the one.

When the eldest brother went ashore that year, I also carried him here.

Gu Huang said that these fairy beasts looked very smart. This time when they went ashore, they might be able to take off the title of mentally retarded, and my life would not be so hard.

As he was talking, the second brother passed the security check.

Drops——retarded card——

Drops——retarded card——

Drops——retarded card——

Ancient Emperor: ... You don't need to pick this one.

I asked the Ancient Emperor if Lao Er could get more subsidies for his condition.

The Ancient Emperor said that it was the property of the Zai Tian Emperor's lineage.

I taught Lao Er and his friends not to take a penny of money they shouldn't take.

Lao Er was outspoken and blurted out, "Chu Nan Zai Tian Emperor Jiang Bai Xiao..."

Before he finished speaking, a group of immortals rushed up and blocked his mouth tightly, not daring to let him say a word.

Later, some people felt that it was disrespectful to Zai Tian Emperor to stop the sentence here.

Sa Xiaoliu said it was okay, with Zai Tian Emperor's mind, whatever you said was disrespectful to Zai Tian Emperor.

The ancient emperor was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat and said that the kid was too bold.

On the way to the Fairy Beast Protection Association, I kept walking on the motor vehicle lane, which puzzled the ancient emperor.

I said that when I went ashore, I reported myself as a mount entering the customs, paid the vehicle and vessel tax, and bought compulsory traffic insurance, so I had to walk on the motor vehicle lane.

When I arrived at the Fairy Beast Protection Association, I couldn't get in from outside the parking lot. Lao Er stood at my feet and howled at the sky, exceeding the height limit.

I asked the security guard if I could go directly into the hall in this situation.

The security guard also saw it for the first time and hurriedly asked his superiors.

The superiors said no, the mount is the mount, the fairy beast is the fairy beast, and there is a hierarchy.

Later, the matter was resolved satisfactorily. The ancient emperor caught him and used him as a mount for an hour, and parked next to me.

Parking here is charged according to displacement. The more you fart, the more expensive the charge.

When I went out, not only did I not pay a penny, but I also received a lot of money.

They said that they found that I didn't fart at all, and they helped purify a lot of air, which I deserved.

I held the currency worth 5,000 immortal yuan in my mouth, tears streaming down my face.

Of course, I did not forget the main purpose of this trip. The mother of the eldest, second, third, and fourth children was sent for examination. When this baby is born, she will be sterilized.

Well, the second baby has been pregnant for so many years, but it has not been born.

After coming to Wuzhou, the immortal yuan finally became more abundant, and the second baby was finally born.

However, the sterilization was not smooth.

The doctor came to the parking lot, sat on the rocking car beside, and synchronized the condition of the immortal beast with me.

"This is the first time we have seen such a situation. I hope to name it after her..."

"But don't be discouraged. We can't treat it here, but it doesn't mean there is no hope. You were introduced by the ancient emperor, and I will definitely do my best..."

"Our association knows a miracle doctor who is far ahead in sterilization. You go to him and this will definitely work."

As he said, the doctor handed me a business card. When I saw the business card while standing upside down, my eyes went black and the world was spinning.

The name card reads:

"Eight clans of eunuchs, nine clans of immortals, mentally handicapped immortal beast breeder..."

"Eternal immortal."