Help! This savior is too stupid!

Cultivating immortals is a boring thing. Record the bits and pieces of life, and read it often and it will be new - Changshengxian.

"Changshengxian's Diary of Cultivating Immortals (Part 1)"

Nine years of immortal system.

Taiwan Novel Network →𝔱𝔴𝔨𝔞𝔫.𝔠𝔬𝔪

The surrounding islands have all moved. I gathered those islands together, expanded the coverage of the isolated islands, planted more immortal plants, and barely balanced the income and expenditure.

In the same year, all the ownerless male immortal beasts within a thousand miles were castrated.

This is part of ecological environmental protection.

At the end of the year, the immortal yuan rose slightly to 8 million.

Ten years of immortal system.

The ancient emperor wrote to say that the five continents were pacified. He heard that I raised five immortal beasts and was in financial distress. He said that it would be a matter of time before I starved to death.

I hurriedly wrote to ask why. Since cultivating immortals, I began to believe in metaphysics. The ancient emperor might know something.

The ancient emperor said: Five is not enough.

Me: ... Please put away your cold jokes from more than a thousand years ago...

At the end of the year, the fairy beasts had a bigger appetite, and the fairy yuan fell slightly to 7.5 million.

The adult fairy beasts returned from their outings and were pregnant again.

This is unscientific.

I found the fairy beasts within a thousand miles and made sure that they had all been castrated. Following their genealogy, I castrated all the males in the genealogy.

Eleven years of the fairy system.

The ancient emperor wrote again, and the Pure Land established a fairy beast protection association, which can provide enlightenment education for underage fairy beasts, facilitate the harmonious coexistence of fairy beasts and the immortal civilization, and create a beautiful home together, with food and accommodation.

I signed up for myself, but failed.

Twelve years of the fairy system.

After a year of queuing, the four underage fairy beasts are finally going to Wuzhou for enlightenment education.

According to the introduction, the enlightenment education of fairy beasts generally lasts from 6 hours to 6 months, depending on the intelligence level of the fairy beasts. Generally speaking, the smarter the fairy beasts, the faster they learn.

Before leaving, I pulled the four fairy beasts to a corner and quietly told them to learn slowly and spend as much time as possible.

The boss was very dissatisfied. Wouldn't that make them look stupid? He had his own dignity as a fairy beast and couldn't tolerate it.

I said that I would provide food and lodging.

The boss said that it was up to him.

He would strive to never come back hungry. Even if he really had to come back, he would never come back hungry. He would only come back hungry again.

At the end of the year, the fairy yuan rose sharply to 18 million.

There has never been such a wonderful year. I woke up with laughter 26 times.

Thirteen years of the fairy system.

The four fairy beasts are still in enlightenment and can't sleep at night because of laughter.

At the end of the year, the fairy yuan is 55 million.

Fourteen years of the fairy system.

The four fairy beasts are back. According to the boss, they set a record for enlightenment education. They studied for two full years. No fairy beast studied longer than them. They were also awarded special graduation certificates.

I took it and looked at it. My eyes went dark.

[Immortal Beast Mental Disability Certificate]: Immortal beasts holding this certificate have low intelligence, which is equivalent to that of a three-year-old human child throughout their lives. They do not have full civil capacity and need to be strictly supervised by their owners. If the immortal beast violates the rules, the owner will be fully responsible.

Note: Immortal beasts holding this certificate cannot go out to work, cannot become mounts, cannot join circuses, and cannot engage in any profit-making activities. The owner can receive a monthly subsidy of 5,000 immortal yuan, and enjoy a 15% discount on euthanasia after reaching the age...

I didn't sleep the whole night.

I comforted myself that at least there is an adult immortal beast at home who is not mentally retarded. He can go out to work to support the family and at least feed himself.

There is still hope for the future... right?

The eldest said that because all four of them in the same litter are mentally retarded, the Immortal Beast Protection Association thinks it should be a genetic problem, so his mother was also certified as mentally retarded.

Monthly immortal yuan subsidy +5,000.

Adult immortal beast labor force -1.

On the entire island, I am the only one who can go out to work as a cow or horse.

In the fifteenth year of the Immortal System, the IQ of the five immortal beasts was re-evaluated, and it was confirmed that there was no problem with their IQ, emphasizing that they were just slow in acquired development.

The immortal beasts cannot go out to work for the time being, and are still in the observation period.

The subsidy was cancelled.

How could I be so cheap... I hid in the thatched cottage and slapped myself twice...

At the end of the year, the immortal yuan... Let's not talk about it.

The sixteenth year of the Immortal System.

There are rumors overseas that Jiang Bai is hiding on my isolated island. Fake news, it must be fake news!

Those malicious claims sound very serious.

They say that I abused the immortal beasts, raised five "mentally retarded" immortal beasts, and while eating the disability subsidies from Wuzhou, I also stole the immortal beasts' food...

There are also rumors that these four mentally retarded immortal beasts had no problems originally. When the immortal beasts were still young, I personally shook the immortal beasts' brains and artificially created mental retardation!

As for why they got better later... It just shows that their mental retardation was artificially caused before!

They said that only Jiang Bai could do such an outrageous thing.

I couldn't find any reason to refute it for a while.

I hid in the thatched cottage and cried for half a night. The fairy beast thought I was eating secretly and rushed in to crush the cottage.

When the cottage was built, I was the only one who could work as an ox and horse. They were still in the probation period and could not participate in production labor, otherwise it would be considered as abusing the fairy beast.

I wrote down the names of these rumor makers. I will report them to the Emperor of Heaven and charge them with a great crime of disrespect.

The Emperor of Heaven rejected my complaint. They said there was no evidence to show that Jiang Bai could not do such things.

Can Jiang Bai do such a wicked thing? I don't know it.

He really can do it...

I submitted the list again, this time accusing them of leaking the core secrets of the Pure Land and revealing the core competitiveness of the Emperor of Disaster Jiang Bai.

On the same day, all the rumormongers were arrested. The efficiency of the Pure Land is high.

Rewards: a banner, 200 immortal yuan.

After the complaint, I called all the immortal beasts. They were still asleep at this time, which means they didn't know the seriousness of the problem at all!

Rumors can be false, but Jiang Bai can really do such a thing as hiding on an isolated island!

In order to find out the truth, I joined forces with the immortal beasts and investigated all the creatures within a thousand miles overnight!

It took two years to list the genealogy of every creature to ensure that Jiang Bai was not among the anthropomorphic creatures!

There are too many genealogies. In order to facilitate memory, I specially left a stone in the most conspicuous place on the hillside and engraved the genealogy of all creatures on it.

In the eighteen years of the immortal system, the genealogy registration of all creatures within a thousand miles was completed.

After doing all this, to prove my innocence, I invited people of the same trade to come to the island to appreciate it and prove my innocence.

They hurriedly came to the island and left in a hurry.

After leaving, there were new rumors outside. I finally washed away the stigma. Now the outside world is very sure that Jiang Bai is not on this island.

Because... they said I was more perverted than Jiang Bai. I listed the genealogy of all the creatures on the island and put it in the most conspicuous place. If anyone made a mistake, they would directly exterminate the nine clans according to the genealogy.

They said Jiang Bai would not be so Jiang Bai.

I...

I wrote down the nine clans of the visiting guests...