Help! This savior is too stupid!

Jiang Bai and Han Chan are brothers and sisters. Whoever slaps Han Chan in the face will slap Jiang Bai in the butt?

Whoever doesn't give Han Chan face, Jiang Bai can't sit back and ignore!

At least stand up!

The scar on Jiang Bai's butt was like a knife pulling his butt - it opened his eyes.

Putting the mask on his butt, this was the first time Zhou Wangu had seen such a threesome.

But considering that the other party is Jiang Bai...

Also very reasonable!

If anyone else had done this, he would have been sent to a psychiatrist, but Jiang Bai did not need to see a psychiatrist.

Zhou Wangu couldn't help it anymore. Looking at Jiang Bai who was jumping lively in front of him, he asked the doubts in his heart.

"Do you think there is any difference between wearing this mask on your buttocks and wearing it on your face?"

Jiang Bai rolled his eyes,

"The stockings are worn on the legs and are equipped with attack speed equipment, and the pullover is also equipped with attack speed equipment. It's just that the former creates life and the latter takes away life. Can it be the same?"

Zhou Wangu thinks this example is very vivid and easy to understand. The only problem is... you put the mask made of your own face in such a place. Do you really have no respect for yourself?

From a certain point of view, Hanchan is also quite cruel to himself...

However, Mietu is so ruthless that he can stab himself with a knife without even frowning. He can even cut off pieces of meat and eat it himself!

Han Chan is so cruel that he can cut off his own face and put it on his butt...

Zhou Wangu suddenly felt that it was time to wash away the brand of Han Chan's lineage from his body.

He is often incompatible with people of Han Chan's lineage because he is not perverted enough.

Zhou Wangu really can't learn Jiang Bai's ability to do it in vain. What's more, the spit was not spit by anyone else. Jiang Bai spit into the sky himself, then caught it with his face and waited for it. Dry...

Who can bear this!

The mask looked normal.

Zhou Wangu began to look at Jiang Bai's second face, thoughtfully.

"Boss, tell me, how to use this mask?"

Jiang Bai didn't know that he could feel that this secret treasure had established a connection with himself, but no matter how he tried, the secret treasure would not move at all.

Zhou Wangu let himself go and enjoyed the Tao,

"Every time you turn back time to kill people, you need to raise your hands..."

Jiang Bai ruthlessly exposed it, "That's a disguise."

Zhou Wangu explained, "I mean, boss, can you fart so that you can turn back time?"

Jiang Bai:......

"Can you think of a little less dirty stuff in your mind? You haven't brushed your teeth, right? It smells so bad when you talk?!"

After being scolded by Jiang Bai, Zhou Wangu was helpless. Isn't it the boss yourself who turned this matter into something interesting?

Zhou Wangu endured the crushing pressure on people at the top level of the officialdom!

He originally wanted to ask, with this mask on, if the boss pooped, which hole would the poop come out of?

Zhou Wangu's eyes lit up, and he thought of an advanced question that was free of vulgar taste, did not involve the lower classes, and was purely academic!

"Boss! Boss!"

Zhou Wangu asked seriously,

"If you poop with your butt... Assuming you still poop with your butt, there is no discrimination, just a purely theoretical discussion..."

"This mask is attached to your butt. When you poop, if poop comes out of your nostrils, is it poop or boogers?"

"If shit comes out of the eyes, does it count as eye poop?"

"besides...."

Jiang Bai:? ? ?

"Shut up!"

"shit!"

It tastes great, don’t say too much!

Jiang Bai became so angry that he was about to slap Zhou Wangu away on the third route. Out of sight and out of mind, he was stopped by Ling Zun.

"Look, he's in a hurry."

With his signature smile, Spirit Master did not look at Jiang Bai, but looked at Zhou Wangu, and said with a smile,

"You are quite capable of amusing me."

"Jiang Bai can't answer your question, but I think it's easy to answer..."

The Spirit Master gave the answer of an Ascension Realm boss,

"That's bullshit."

Jiang Bai:......

The last thing he wants to hear right now is the word 'shit'!

It was just a duel between the top experts, but it rushed to the next three roads, and it was gone forever!

So the question is, who started it first?

This is just like a high-end business war, there are not so many fancy operations, you just need to wait for the other party to make a mistake.

A certain boss’s five-word mantra will never go out of style:

The friend is XX.

OK, back to the main story, what Jiang Bai needs now is time. This mask should not have anything to do with Xiasanlu, but to buy Jiang Bai more time.

If the current trend continues, even if we buy time, I'm afraid it will still be time to shit...

Thinking of this, Jiang Bai's heart moved, and he seemed to have thought of something, and his figure immediately disappeared from the place.

Zhou Wangu looked at the spiritual master and asked respectfully,

"Hello, my boss obviously has an idea, won't you stop it?"

The spiritual master asked, "Why stop it?"

Even if Jiang Bai really finds out how to use this mask, it will only be a good thing for the Spirit Lord, not a bad thing.

Even the appearance of the spiritual master was originally a reminder to Jiang Bai.

With that mask on, Jiang Bai came to the divine throne.

He sat down slowly!

The moment it touched the throne of the gods, the mask seemed to come alive, leaving Jiang Bai and beginning to merge with the throne of the gods!

This is the real use of this mask!

Only the throne can affect the throne. Jiang Bai, who has become the throne, must let this mask touch the real power of the throne if he wants to use the power of this scar!

And the throne that holds the authority of [time], Jiang Bai really knows one - the Demon Lord!

To be precise, any incarnation or puppet of the Demon Lord's consciousness, as long as the Demon Lord allows it, can mobilize the power of time, even the throne level!

This mask is a prop that will be delivered to Jiang Bai after Jiang Bai achieves the throne, the return of the Weird Throne and the Earth Throne, and the second battle begins!

The one who really wants to use the mask is not Jiang Bai, but this throne!

Jiang Bai put the mask on his buttocks and sat back on the throne of the gods. It was a mistake to find the correct use of the mask...

Even this method, the smell is inevitably a bit too strong, and it is stinking.

After the mask merged into the throne, a stone sculpture-like face slowly appeared on the top of the backrest. That face was almost exactly the same as Jiang Bai, except for a scar on his face.

After this face completely merged with the throne, the face on the top of the throne slowly opened its eyes!

Its eyes fell on Jiang Bai, and countless rays of light flowed out from the scar. Through its eyes, the power of time that could affect the throne quietly fell, and everything around Jiang Bai began to speed up!

Jiang Bai was refreshed, and the time he lacked... came!

......

(Sleep, good!)