Help! This savior is too stupid!
Chapter 839 Treatment? That’s another price
Jiang Bai did not answer the other party's question, but asked instead,
"Who are you?"
"I am me."
After the psychiatrist answered, he felt that this answer was difficult for Jiang Bai to understand, so he thoughtfully added,
"To you, I'm a psychiatrist."
Names, titles, these things are all external.
To the inside, I am me, but to the outside, to you, I am a psychiatrist.
These two answers are very consistent with the style of a psychiatrist.
Listening to both of the unreliable answers, Jiang Bai couldn't help but murmur in his heart.
Is this guy a quack?
Jiang Bai asked again, "What do you know?"
"I know a lot."
The psychiatrist gave an example, "I can talk, breathe, and walk..."
"Stop, stop..."
If Jiang Bai doesn't stop him, the psychiatrist will seem to keep giving examples and saying everything he would do.
Why is it so difficult to chat with this guy?
In Jiang Bai's heart, the degree of unreliability of the psychiatrist has increased a bit.
Considering the way the other party answered the question, Jiang Bai changed the question this time,
"Since you are a psychiatrist, what do you do within the scope of your duties?"
The answer to this question is much simpler, there are only two,
"See a doctor and treat a disease."
After saying that, the hut fell into silence.
Jiang Bai: .......
"Don't they mean the same thing?"
The psychiatrist shook his head, "No."
Jiang Bai understood and his eyes widened, "I'm going to see a doctor with you, just take a look!"
The psychiatrist nodded, admitted frankly, and asked, "So, do you want to see a doctor?"
Jiang Bai was a little curious, "What is the cure...?"
The psychiatrist didn't explain much, just said,
"That's another price."
"So, you want treatment?"
Jiang Bai is in a dilemma, see a doctor or treat a disease?
According to common sense, you should see the doctor first and then treat the disease.
But this psychiatrist has nothing to do with common sense. What this guy gave Jiang Bai was a multiple-choice question, choose one of the two.
But if you don’t see a doctor, how can you treat the disease?
Jiang Bai didn't even know what illness he had, and he wasn't sure if this guy was a quack doctor. How could he let a guy of unknown origin treat him?
Wait...I'm not sick at all!
This guy is indeed a quack!
In an instant, Jiang Bai finally got rid of the interference of ignorance and authority, and his IQ returned to his brain. His eyes were extremely clear, his heart was firm, and he said loudly,
"I'm not sick!"
The psychiatrist just said oh and asked again,
"See a doctor, or treat a disease?"
Jiang Bai wanted to complain, this is a piece of wood...
After thinking about it, Jiang Bai pondered,
"This shouldn't be the first time we've dealt with each other, right?"
The psychiatrist was honest, "No."
Wood also has its advantages. At least, wood will not lie like Jiang Bai.
Jiang Bai and the psychiatrist asked and answered,
"Then as a patient, I should see you more than once, right?"
"right."
"I've never been cured once, have I?"
"right."
Just like Jiang Bai guessed, in the past, he either firmly believed that he was not sick, or firmly believed that this guy was a quack doctor, and at least he had to see the doctor first and then treat the disease.
But the process of seeing a doctor will obviously affect the subsequent treatment, or Jiang Bai cannot afford the additional price, resulting in Jiang Bai's condition never being truly treated...
wrong! I'm not sick at all!
Jiang Bai once again confirmed this idea.
In the past, Jiang Bai would actually have doubts about even this idea. Jiang Bai, who has a sensitive brain, would be suspicious of everything.
However, after being infected with the power of ignorance, Jiang Bai changed. At least in this matter, Jiang Bai is now particularly determined.
Since you are not sick, you don’t need to see a doctor or treat your illness!
Since he didn't see a doctor, but finally met a psychiatrist once, Jiang Bai was not willing to let go of this opportunity.
He looked at the other party and made a presumptuous request,
"Can you give me your chair?"
Unexpectedly, the psychiatrist stood up quickly and gave his seat to Jiang Bai.
Jiang Bai sat on the chair and felt nothing had changed. There was nothing wrong with this chair.
He made another excessive request,
"Do you have many white coats?"
The psychiatrist nodded, "Yes."
"Can you lend me one to wear?"
"cannot."
Well... After being rejected, Jiang Bai could only do the next best thing and get himself a white coat.
Putting on a white coat and sitting in the psychiatrist's seat, Jiang Bai spoke again,
"Um...can you go out for a moment...No, you can't go out. You should stay here. I'm safer. Is there any way you can hide yourself?"
The psychiatrist was a little bit transparent in front of Jiang Bai. With Jiang Bai's methods, he was completely unable to sense the other party's existence.
The other party was extremely cooperative, and Jiang Bai was eager to try.
"Can I help people see and treat their illnesses?"
The psychiatrist mused, "So...you need a patient?"
Jiang Bai nodded repeatedly, "Yes."
The next moment, a mirror appeared in front of Jiang Bai.
Jiang Bai:......
"Patients other than me!"
The mirror disappeared, and at the same time, there was a knock on the door.
"Dong——"
"Dong——"
There was a loud knock on the door, and the whole room began to shake. Jiang Bai, who was sitting in the chair, almost fell to the ground.
There is a crack on the door, and it seems that it may break at any time!
Obviously, these changes were caused by Jiang Bai's request.
The current changes mean that...the patient outside the door is so terrifying that it exceeds the capacity of this psychological consultation room!
Maybe it would be better if the person sitting in the chair was a psychiatrist.
"Dong——"
"Dong——"
With the knocking on the door, Jiang Bai's heart continued to accelerate, even as if it was about to burst!
He has never felt like this since he became the throne. Even when he single-handedly suppressed the Spirit Master and faced the two thrones alone, Jiang Bai had never had such an experience!
The existence outside the door is more terrifying than the three thrones combined!
Who could it be?
Demon Lord?
The owner of that gaze?
Jiang Bai gritted his teeth and his brain was running wildly. He was very sure that he was not the opponent's opponent, at least not at this moment.
Under normal circumstances, they should not meet at this time!
There is a sense of déjà vu as if a brave man just left the novice village and went directly to fight the BOSS with the novice suit.
no! This can't go on like this!
If he keeps knocking like this, no matter what is outside the door, Jiang Bai will probably be knocked to death!
As for letting the other party come in for medical treatment...
The existence that almost killed Jiang Bai just by knocking on the door, I am afraid that Jiang Bai at this moment is not even qualified to look directly!
Right now, there is only one thing Jiang Bai can do.
He squeezed out a few words through his teeth,
"Change...one"
"A weaker one..."
"It can't kill me."
The knocking on the door stopped suddenly.
The presence outside the door is gone.
The cracks on the door disappeared, the psychological consulting room stopped shaking, the tables and chairs returned to their original positions, and even the previous pain and discomfort left Jiang Bai's body instantly, as if it had never happened.
The door handle, under Jiang Bai's gaze, slowly rotated.
The door was pushed open.
Before Jiang Bai had time to see the other party's appearance clearly, the fog poured into the psychological consultation room. In just a trance, a vague shape appeared opposite Jiang Bai. It was difficult to say whether it was a person or some other creature.
However, according to Jiang Bai's experience in communicating with psychiatrists, all the other party's actions are literal, direct and efficient.
A few things for sure:
First, the patient is sick.
Second, the opponent is weaker than the previous terrifying existence.
Third, the opponent cannot kill Jiang Bai
Looking at the fog around him, Jiang Bai took out an unopened mask and handed it to the side as a gift to the psychiatrist.
Seeing the mask disappear with his own eyes, Jiang Bai felt relieved.
Then He put a hood on Himself.
Jiang Bai spoke skillfully,
"See a doctor, or treat a disease."
Sitting opposite, the monster shrouded in mist spoke hoarsely,
"I have no idea..."
Jiang Bai lowered his head and wrote quickly on the paper, recording the conversation between the two parties, while trying to analyze the other party's condition.
Obviously, the other party is seriously ill!
You can't even answer such a simple question, yet you dare to say that you are not sick!
A normal person's reaction to this problem would be like Jiang Bai, who confidently said, "I'm not sick at all!"
Jiang Bai asked again, "Have you brought any money?"
The mist monster answered again,
"I have no idea..."
Well, another poor guy!
Hey, why should I say it again?
Jiang Bai originally planned to pretend to be a psychiatrist and help others treat patients. If he could make some money, it might be of use!
Besides, psychiatrists charge fees. If Jiang Bai doesn't charge, wouldn't it seem like Jiang Bai is unprofessional?
I don’t have any money, and I don’t know what I’m doing here...
Jiang Bai could only change the direction and start trying to write medical records for the other party.
"May I have your name?"
"I have no idea."
"gender?"
"I have no idea."
"age?"
"..."
No matter what Jiang Bai asked, the other party always had only one answer:
【I have no idea】
Jiang Bai even took out his own Jiang Bai's three questions, but the other party gave the same answer from beginning to end!
Jiang Bai, who really had no choice but to look at the other party's 'harmless' nature, patiently continued chatting with the other party.
After all, the 'patient' before this patient left a very deep impression on Jiang Bai.
Through the door, Jiang Bai almost died... This was the first time Jiang Bai saw such a terrifying existence.
If we change the patient again, who knows if there will be another monster like this?
Jiang Bai asked many more questions, and after getting the same answer, he had no choice but to make a bigger move:
"Then what do you know?"
Throw the question to the other person!
"Know what?"
The fog seemed to have faded a bit. The monster behind the fog did not immediately answer Jiang Bai's question this time, but began to think seriously.
After a moment, He spoke,
"I...I didn't know anything..."
"Someone...did...something to me..."
In the fog, although the monster could not be seen clearly, Jiang Bai clearly saw two light bulbs. If Jiang Bai guessed correctly, they were the eyes of wisdom!
finally! Inspired by Jiang Bai, the patient finally revealed the cause of his illness!
At this moment, Jiang Bai felt that he was the real psychiatrist!
But the next moment, Jiang Bai felt that he might be sick. At least, there might be something wrong with his ears. Maybe he heard wrongly...
Just listen to the monster in the fog, shining with the light of wisdom, saying in a determined tone,
"Someone stole my stupidity!"
"Doctor, I know!"
"Doctor, I know where my illness is. I should know nothing, but I hold the authority of [ignorance]! This is my true path to God! Only ignorance can last forever..."
"Someone polluted my ignorance and authority, these damn rats, they took away my ignorance and made me wake up... Yes, that's it..."
The fog has become extremely thin, and the monster is becoming more and more conscious. It seems that it has got rid of its ignorance and is no longer in a state of knowing nothing.
At least, with Jiang Bai's guidance, he clearly knew where his illness was!
"Doctor, I want to cure the disease!"
Obviously, the monster in the mist was different from Jiang Bai. After realizing that he was sick, he immediately chose to treat the disease.
Not only did He choose to treat the disease, He even prescribed a complete medical plan for Himself.
"Kill the rats that pollute the authority of ignorance, and let me return to ignorance again!"
Jiang Bai, who was sitting opposite the fog monster, had an unchanging expression under his hood and was not panicked at all. At least, he didn't look panicked at all.
After being in such close contact with the opponent, after the fog cleared, Jiang Bai truly felt the opponent's strength. How to describe the gap between the two?
The gap between the fog monster and Jiang Bai is even more terrifying than the gap between Jiang Bai and the Ghost Emperor...
If the other party knew the truth and knew that the guy with the power of ignorance was sitting opposite him, he would probably tear Jiang Bai into countless pieces in an instant.
Under such circumstances, it was extremely difficult for Jiang Bai to remain calm.
It's just...how should Jiang Bai deal with such a patient and his request for treatment?
"Cure..."
Just listen to Jiang Bai calmly say,
"That's another price."
...
(10,000-word update sent, sleep, okay.)
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