Help the Queen of Heaven to save the situation, she lusts after my body

It was good to keep singing military songs, but there were some side effects. Everyone couldn't help but stand up while eating. I saw a soldier chewing the duck neck for almost half an hour and still hadn't finished it.

"Next, you can order songs and we'll sing whatever you want. Let's make it clear first. We won't sing military songs anymore. Let you take a good rest and eat something, so that everyone won't stand up all the time. It's not good."

Xiao Sa's words made everyone laugh, and the soldiers applauded.

After singing the song, the soldiers had finished showing off their snacks, and Xu Nuo looked at the head of the regiment.

Xiao Sa also looked at the head of the regiment.

Everyone gathered around the head of the regiment, and the atmosphere gradually became weird.

The head of the regiment was a little confused for a while, and quietly put down the biscuits in his hand, "What, what happened?"

"Where's the tank?" Xu Nuo rubbed his hands.

The regiment leader suddenly realized, "Why didn't you tell me earlier! You scared me! I thought this biscuit was inedible!"

"Hehe, didn't you say you could ride a tank before you came? We're waiting for this."

The regiment leader stood up and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to see it."

Everyone followed, "Chief, can we take pictures of this tank?"

"Yes, you can take pictures as you like. The Type 99A tank is no longer a secret."

The regiment leader led everyone to the tank, "You can ride the tank, but I have a few questions to ask you. If you answer correctly, you can even fire a shot. This is the chief's consent."

The chief in the regiment leader's mouth is naturally a higher-level chief. When he said this, everyone's eyes almost glowed green.

Riding a tank and firing another shot, this temptation is simply too strong.

"All of them, stand at attention!"

The guests began to line up.

"The first question, how heavy is this tank?"

This is a popular science session. The military fans in the live broadcast room were excited and looked at the tank with shining eyes.

"Report! 55 tons!" Xu Nuo answered quickly.

The regiment leader nodded, "The answer is very accurate. You will go first. The second question is, how fast can this tank run?"

Xu Nuo did not say anything and gave the opportunity to others.

"Report! The maximum speed is 80 kilometers per hour, and the off-road speed is 60 kilometers per hour!" This time it was Lin Wanqing who answered.

After Lin Chengzhi retired from the army, he loved to study various weapons. In his words, this is called making up for the regrets of release.

The regiment leader was a little surprised, "Absolutely correct, Lin Wanqing will go second. The third question is, how far can the 99A tank run with a full tank of gas?"

Others looked at each other. This thing is not something that ordinary people can answer.

"No one knows?"

Seeing no one answered, Xu Nuo shouted: "Report, full fuel range is 600 kilometers!"

The regiment leader was very impressed by his momentum and answer, "Very good, I will reward you with a shell later."

Xu Nuo: "...How do I reward this shell?"

Zhao Lei laughed: "Stand in front of you and shoot you."

The regiment leader also laughed, "Which way do you like?"

"Report! I like to tie Zhao Lei to a target and shoot him!"

"Okay, approved! Wang Dali, tie the target over!"

A strong man came up and pretended to drag Zhao Lei away.

Zhao Lei ran away.

"Hahaha, let you say me!" Xu Nuo laughed.

"Nuoyan, you get on the tank first!"

Xu Nuo circled the tank, "Report to the commander, how to get on the tank?"

The live broadcast room was full of "Press F to enter the tank".

"Rookie, where is your F key?"

"Go straight up!"

The regiment leader walked over, "Climb up!"

Xu Nuo found an angle, raised his leg and jumped up.

He opened the hood and entered the tank, and the cameraman followed him.

The audience in the live broadcast room stared at him without blinking.

"Fuck, I really got into the tank!"

"If I had this thing, I would just walk sideways!"

"Not only can this thing walk sideways, it can also climb stairs directly, and climb stairs below 1.3 meters."

Under the guidance of another veteran, Xu Nuo sat in the driver's seat.

"The first step is to step on the brake, the second step is to shift gears, and the third step is to release the handbrake, release the brake to start, and step on the accelerator to accelerate."

"This is too simple, I can learn it once!" Xu Nuo drove the tank easily.

"Our tanks are driven just like cars. They are very simple and easy to learn."

Xu Nuo drove the tank, looked left and right, and was very excited. "Compared with this car, you can save money on off-road vehicles and sports cars. This is the car a man should drive."

"By the way, how much fuel does this car consume?"

The old soldier was stunned for a moment, his mouth twitching, "237 liters per 100 kilometers in non-combat conditions..."

"6, 237 liters per 100 kilometers, at a price of 7 yuan, 16.6 yuan per kilometer." Xu Nuo started to calculate directly.

After calculating, Xu Nuo sighed repeatedly: "This is too expensive. If I drive this tank to work, I will go bankrupt."

More than ten yuan per kilometer, and the fuel cost for commuting to and from get off work is several hundred yuan a day. It is really terrible.

Netizens in the barrage began to play memes.

"The high fuel consumption is the reason why I won't buy this car."

"If you don't buy it, I won't buy it either."

"If you don't buy it, it's boring for me to drive it. I can't even build a car club."

"Since no one wants to buy it, I won't buy it either."

"No one wants to buy it, right? I'll buy it! Link up, anchor!"

"I think it's worth opening a 99A4s store."

"Is there a 360? I don't feel confident driving without this thing."

"No need, just stop wherever you want, even a wall can't stop you."

"I see, how's the suspension, is it bumpy?"

"Not crazy, it's like playing over bumps and ditches."

"I have another question, what's the license plate on this car? Is there a license plate limit?"

"Dude, you're a little narrow-minded, I'm driving a 99A, what's the license plate limit? Who dares to stop me?"

"You guys are so fussy, do you want to buy it? If not, I'll buy it!"

A tank blew up countless military fans, everyone's eyes were wide open, and they wanted to get one to drive themselves.

Xu Nuo had a lot of fun driving the tank, and he also showed off his driving skills, drifting the tank.

Everyone was stunned and ate sand on their faces.

"Fuck, this thing can drift?"

"A 55-ton big guy drifting?"

"That's outrageous, who's driving this?"

The tank stopped, the cockpit door opened, and Xu Nuo poked his head out, "How about my trick?"

Lin Wanqing gave him a thumbs up and a heart.

Xu Nuo raised his eyebrows, "Wait a minute, I'll go fire one shot before I get down."

Xu Nuo drove the tank, aimed at the shooting range, and aimed at the target under the guidance of the veteran.

"Shoot?"

"Shoot!"

Xu Nuo pressed the ignition button, the tank shook, and a shell raised a cloud of dust and hit the target accurately.

"Successful hit!"

Xu Nuo came out of the tank with a heroic spirit, and he smiled proudly: "One shot hit!"

Everyone applauded very respectfully.

Others experienced the tank one by one, but they didn't have such high treatment, just sitting in it to feel the joy of riding a tank.

On the other side, Xu Nuo asked for paper and pen, and wrote something on the side.

The regiment leader came over to take a look and read: "The Great March of the East Wind?"

"That's right." Xu Nuo wrote quickly.

"Is this a new song?" The instructor also came over.

"I was inspired by riding a tank, so I wrote a piece of pure music. It is perfect for the soundtrack of tanks and armored vehicles."

Xu Nuo finished writing quickly and looked up at the head of the regiment, "Captain, do we have a band here?"

The head of the regiment was stunned, "We don't have one here, only the division has a band."

Xu Nuo regretfully said, "Then we will have another chance to let everyone listen to this song."

The head of the regiment was stunned, looked at the paper in Xu Nuo's hand, and then looked at the soldiers who were looking forward to it, gritted his teeth, "Wait for me a moment."

Five minutes later, the head of the regiment trotted over, "I just contacted the chief, the division's military band will leave soon and will arrive here tomorrow morning!"

Xu Nuo thought, good guy, this is also possible? You can directly call people without a band?

"Okay, I will teach you to play this song tomorrow."

The program group stayed in the barracks directly.

Making quilts and doing housework made everyone feel the hardship of the barracks.

The next morning, the military band arrived at the camp in a dusty state. As soon as they entered the camp, they couldn't wait to start singing.

"Captain Liu, where are the good songs?"

"Here, here!" Captain Liu saluted and welcomed them over.

"Here, take a look at the score written by Teacher Nuoyan yesterday."

"Have you heard it?"

"No." Captain Liu shook his head.

The visitor: "..."

"But I guarantee it will be wonderful!" Captain Liu laughed and took out another piece of paper, "This is another song."

The leader took a look and said, "Our Team Towards the Sun."

The song was full of momentum, and when he looked at the score again, he was immediately shocked.

"Where is Teacher Nuoyan?"

"It hasn't started yet."

The military band waited patiently for a while, turning the score in their hands over and over again, and became more and more excited.

"This is a masterpiece!"

"I can't imagine how shocking it will be when we play this piece."

"Luckily we are here."

After five minutes, they finally couldn't wait any longer and knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" Xu Nuo rubbed his eyes and opened the door.

There was a large group of people standing at the door. Xu Nuo was stunned for a moment, "Who are you?"

"The Seventh Division Military Band reports to you!"

Everyone said in unison and saluted Xu Nuo.

Xu Nuo was in a daze. He looked at the time and saluted them back, "Wait for me for five minutes."

Half an hour later, the military band was ready on the training ground.

Xu Nuo waved his hands and the band began to play.

"Ding ding ding~"

The sound of the orchestra is far from being comparable to that of the drum set. The shocking music sounded on the training ground.

It was not yet time to get up, but the soldiers came out of the dormitory one after another.

This music is too exciting. Who can still sleep?

The soldiers gathered spontaneously on the training ground, with upright military posture and orderly.

When the song ended, everyone's blood boiled and applause broke out spontaneously.

The east wind was mighty, the thunder was powerful, the sword was in hand, and the world was directly accessible.

The applause and cheers like a tsunami made everyone in the camp run out.

A song "East Wind March" made everyone's heart surge, as if they saw a log transport truck slowly passing by.