Heavens Gift Pack: Start with One Punch Man

Night fell.

After spending a whole day in the hospital, Director Lin, who is going around treating illnesses and saving people (explosive gold coins), is getting off work.

Go home to tease the dog and play with the secretary.

Sudden……

"Doctor Lin, there is one more patient to see a doctor!"

"There are patients?"

Lin Bei's eyes narrowed: "Isn't all the patients who made an appointment today have been seen? Where did this patient come from?"

"It's an emergency number!"

Outside the door, Aisha's voice was a little erratic.

Lin Bei frowned, didn't think much, put on a white coat, nodded: "Okay, please come in!"

The voice hasn't fallen...

The door of the ward was pushed open.

A man with a headscarf on his entire face and unable to see his looks stepped in and said, "Doctor, I heard that no matter what kind of person you are, you can save life."

The man's voice was very hoarse and unpleasant, as if it were a crow, learning to speak with a snake.

Lin Bei didn't care either, just smiled faintly: "It's hard to say, at least you have to have a physical body!"

Although the Philosopher's Stone has the ability to continue life, it is a bit embarrassing to allow it to fabricate a complete body out of thin air.

so……

The most basic requirement.

It is a complete body.

Heard this...

The man was a little excited, and his voice became hoarse: "I have a complete body, but I have a problem..."

"Please say!"

"Does this body have to be its own?"

The man cautiously tempted: "I mean, if it's not your own body, can you do it?"

"You mean to seize the house?"

Lin Bei thought for a moment: "As long as this body dies soon and the basic functions are still there, then there is no problem."

If you bring a skeleton that has been dead for hundreds of years and want to survive, it is really a bit embarrassing!

Fortunately...

The hooded man obviously does not belong to this situation. His bare arms and neck all show that he is a normal living person.

so……

"Congratulations, no matter what questions you have, I will definitely let you continue to live!"

"real?"

"It's true!"

"It's that simple?"

"It's that simple!"

"Are you really going to save me?"

"Of course, doctors are kind, no matter what kind of people, in the eyes of doctors, they are all equal."

…………

After the man asked several questions nervously and suspiciously, the treatment finally officially began.

actually……

There is nothing to start.

Lin Bei held the Sorcerer's Stone in the palm of his hand, rolled it gently on the top of the hooded man's head, and the treatment was over.

Immediately after...

I saw a man with a hood, tore the hood that covered his face, and laughed wantonly and frantically: "Eleven years, eleven years, and I, Voldemort, finally came alive!"

Immediately after...

Raise the wand.

The sky is a skull mark.

"Death Eaters, all cheer, your Dark Lord, is coming again, come and see your king!"

Finish it all.

Voldemort still couldn't control his inner ecstasy. In the ward, he paced back and forth, walking, while still happily saying: "Harry Potter, Dumbledore, I'm back, wait, I'll take you Kill all, kill!"

Of course……

After all, Voldemort was not blind after all. He quickly noticed that Lin Bei was still in the ward.

"Hey, why didn't you run away?"

Voldemort's voice was puzzled, because he had never encountered such a situation in his life.

Lin Bei's answer.

He couldn't believe it even more.

"Why should I run away?"

Lin Bei's answer was calm, and even took out a tea set, used hot water to make himself a pot of tea.

"..."

Voldemort was stunned, pondered for a long time, and then looked at Lin Bei's age, a little surprised: "Are you too young to know me?"

"Think too much."

Lin Bei smiled, holding the tea cup, and took a sip: "You are the Dark Lord Voldemort, of course I know you!"

Heard this...

Voldemort was even more confused:

Hell, since Lin Bei knows him, why not run away? Are you not afraid of me?

so……

"Why should I run away?"

Lin Bei reluctantly repeated it again: "Besides, I just saved your life. What's so scary for me?"

Really speaking.

"You who were saved by me, don't say you killed me, why should you thank me?"

"Well……"

Voldemort was shocked, and almost subconsciously nodded slightly: "It seems to be the same, thank you!"

"Ding!"

Hearing the sound of thanking ceremony, Lin Bei nodded slightly in satisfaction: "Well, it's still polite, it's not in vain!"

"..."

Voldemort was shocked for a while and suddenly realized: "Could it be that you knew I was Voldemort when you just saved me?"

"certainly!"

Lin Bei laughed, "Isn't it easy to guess who you are based on the questions you asked?"

"..."

This time.

Voldemort was really stunned, even if his heartfelt Death Eaters rushed over, he couldn't care about it.

He was very puzzled...

"why?"

"If you know, why save me?"

"Didn't I say it?"

Lin Bei shook his head helplessly: "Healers are kind, no matter what kind of person they are, gold coins are the same exploding, no, diseases are treated the same."

"..."

Voldemort was shocked: "But the question, I'm the Dark Lord, so logically, why shouldn't you save me?"

"..."

To be honest.

Lin Bei seriously suspected that Voldemort might not understand human words, and he had already said the same.

What does it have to do with him being the Dark Lord?

and……

"I don't think you are qualified to be a devil!"

"what?"

Voldemort was stunned: "Why?"

"Because you don't have the devil's bearing!" Lin Bei thought without hesitation: "In my opinion, you are completely a paranoid lunatic, a mental patient!"

and……

Not terrible at all!

It will only make people feel pitiful!

"..."

The Death Eaters present, including Voldemort, were all stunned: lunatic, mentally ill, poor?

How can this guy have the courage to use these words on Lord Voldemort?

"You guy."

Voldemort squinted his eyes, spit out a red letter like a poisonous snake, hehe sneered: "Don't think that if you save my life, I won't kill you."

"I don't have such a naive idea!"

Lin Bei smiled and put down his teacup:

No matter how he looked down on Voldemort, cold-blooded and cruel, Voldemort still has no shortage.

"very good!"

Voldemort suppressed his anger, hehe sneered: "Then you bet your life and tell me, Voldemort, why is it not qualified to be a devil, and how pitiful!"

"OK!"

Lin Bei didn't care, and while drinking tea, he said: Just talk about it, anyway, he's not in a hurry.

Let's start from not being qualified to be a devil.

first!

A true demon king who has experienced failure, the first thing he does when he survives, will never be like a lunatic, so excited and unable to himself.

To know……

You are the devil.

It is common to be defeated by the savior and sleep for decades or even hundreds of years.

Depending on death.

As comfortable as going home.

In this way, it is considered to have the demeanor of the devil!

so……

As soon as you are resurrected, you will be excited and yelling or something, it will appear very low, it seems that you are very incapable!

and……

As the devil.

Apart from yelling and excited about his resurrection, the first reaction turned out to be to summon his subordinates.

To be honest...

It's kind of embarrassing.

Because as we all know, there are a lot of demon kings who are weak, and the real demon kings have always been alone.

after all……

Only the weak and brave will find companions in more than 50 episodes in one go and report to them to warm up!

The real devil.

Always alone!

The last Lin Bei wants to say is...

"Scientific research has shown that the more a person is afraid of something, the more they will keep talking about it."

It's like.

A person who is afraid of ghosts.

The more you are afraid of ghosts, the more you will keep chanting: "I'm not afraid of ghosts!" "What's so scary about ghosts." "Ghosts don't exist at all!"

But in fact...

He was so scared to death!

By the way, there seems to be an idiom specifically used to describe this kind of person. What is it called?

correct.

It's called stubble.

The explanation is: the appearance is fierce, and the heart is weak.

If analyzed from the perspective of a psychologist, it should be called: traumatic stress response!

If you put these all together.

Voldemort's character is:

A poor worm who had been hurt, because he was afraid of being hurt, he found a bunch of weak chickens to protect himself, and brainwashed himself every day.

"..."

Hear this.

Whether it's Death Eaters.

It was Voldemort, all dumbfounded.

They didn't expect it.

Lin Bei could say such a thing!

What's more terrifying is...

They actually felt vaguely, it seemed to make sense!

but……

Lin Bei's remarks.

Obviously, Voldemort was completely angered.

"You guy!"

Voldemort drew out his wand and roared ferociously at Lin Bei: "I want to draw out your soul, torment day and night, so that you will live forever and regret what you said today."

Hoarse and hideous voice.

It's like the roar of the nine ghosts!

The Death Eaters present all swallowed in fear, and hid in their hearts what Lin Bei had just said.

If you decide to dream, you can’t even think about it!

They dare not think of being drawn out of their souls by Voldemort.

Torture day and night!

However……

What everyone didn't expect was.

Even when he heard such a terrifying death threat from Voldemort, Lin Bei's expression remained plain as usual, and even his tone of voice did not change, as if a medical teacher was teaching a student:

"Look, this is a typical traumatic stress response. Because of the injury, I feel inferior. I can't bear the wounds of others torn him at all!"

"Even if you are telling the truth!"

To put it simply...

Inferiority complex and sensitive!

"Go to hell!"

Voldemort could no longer control his emotions, roaring a bucket of emerald green from his wand – the curse: "Avada's life!"

It can be seen from the thickness alone.

Voldemort's Avadaso Death Curse was better than Lucius's by several grades.

Unfortunately……

Lin Bei is even more different than before: not only does he need to wield a magic wand, he does not need to use a spell, he does not even need to dodge, he just watches quietly.

This is the thick emerald green of the bucket-the spell hits him, and then, like drinking apple-flavored Fanta, it absorbs all of it.

"..."

Voldemort was stunned.

The Death Eaters present were also stunned.

what happened? What about Voldemort's curse?

Water Harp?

"can not read?"

Lin Bei shook his head and chuckled: "Yes, if you can understand, you Death Eaters have all ran away long ago."

"What do you mean by this?"

Voldemort's eyes widened and gritted his teeth and roared: "I tell you, no one dares to betray me, no one!"

"Look at you, are you in a hurry again?"

Lin Bei shook his head helplessly: It wasn't he who said that it would be tired to communicate with such a sensitive person!

Moreover……

He is not talking nonsense.

Look at the Malfoys, didn’t they run away long ago?

"..."

Voldemort was startled: because he discovered that Lucius Malfoy was indeed not here.

but……

He also read the newspaper.

Immediately he said: "He is locked in a doghouse by you and can't get out, so don't lie here!"

"Look at you, sensitive and suspicious!"

Lin Bei shook his head helplessly and chuckled: Why does he have to lie to such a trivial matter? What a joke!

In fact...

At the moment Voldemort was resurrected, the Malfoys were rescued by Death Eaters who came after hearing the news.

They just.

Simply dare not come over!

"Don't dare to come over?"

Voldemort was puzzled: "Why? I didn't say to punish them, what are they afraid of?"

"Of course they are not afraid of you."

Lin Bei smiled faintly, and Shi Shiran picked up the teacup: "Because they are afraid of me!"

"Afraid of you?"

Voldemort laughed loudly:

"What are you afraid of?"

Lin Bei shook his head and chuckled: "The Malfoys are very smart. They only know that they are afraid when they see the tip of the iceberg floating on the water from a distance!"

Speaking of which……

Lin Bei happened to have finished his last cup of tea, so Lin Bei smiled and stood up from his desk:

"Voldemort, in fact, I don't have any hatred with you, and I don't think you have to get rid of what you are, otherwise it will endanger the devil of the world!"

"I even feel sorry for you!"

only……

"Unfortunately."

"I promised to give my brother a present!"

so……

"I can only ask you to die."

"...Please die?"

Voldemort gritted his teeth and laughed grimly: "I am immortal, even if you can kill me, I won't die!"

"You mean Horcrux?"

"Forehead……"

Voldemort's complexion froze, but he soon grinned again: "Even if you know what is going on, you will never find it if you spend your whole life..."

"Voldemort soul flies!"

Lin Bei smiled faintly, and spit out the only curse that Voldemort had seen so far:

Flying curse!

But the problem is...

This is just a very common little spell, which can only be within a range of tens of meters at most, and at most hundreds of meters, to help find things.

Beyond this distance.

There will be no effect!

so……

In Voldemort's view, Lin Bei's approach is simply idiotic and whimsical.

Similar to...

Borrow money from Huabei and buy Taobao.

However……

"Miracle" just uttered!

Ravenclaw’s crown, Tom’s diary, Marvolo Gunter’s ring, Slytherin’s locket, Hufflepuff’s golden cup, the serpent Nagini, Harry Potter’s soul fragments .

Plus……

Stand in front of you.

The resurrected Voldemort!

A total of eight soul fragments, all gathered.

so……

"It's time to say goodbye!"

Lin Bei waved his sleeve gently.

Although he didn't take away a cloud, he still burned everything in front of him to ashes.

As the villain.

Voldemort is also very entertaining.

Shout out his last last words.

"No, it's impossible, how can you be so strong?"

"Ugh……"

Lin Bei sighed helplessly: Why do you people like to reason with others so much?

Not much to say...

Hope next time.

Can go to a world where no one is questioning or compelling!