Heavens Gift Pack: Start with One Punch Man

"Little wife?"

As soon as I hear the fine print.

Silica immediately opened her eyes and stared at Asuna angrily: "Who are you talking about?"

"Ha ha!"

Asuna smiled faintly:

"I'll talk about whoever speaks!"

"you……"

Silica was smoked by Asuna's angry seven orifices, but for a while, it was not easy to refute Asuna.

after all……

Compared with Asuna who has a proud C cover.

She is really small!

But soon...

Silica smiled, proudly puffing up her small breasts: "Hehe, I'm so proud, Lin Beige likes small ones!"

Heard this...

Asuna was startled slightly.

Can't help but cast a glance at Lin Bei.

Lin Bei quickly raised his hand and said, "One-sided, Silica's expression is too one-sided!"

He is very philanthropic!

See this.

Asuna couldn't help raising her head, humming lightly from her nose, showing three points of contempt for Silica, six points of pride, and one point of shyness.

and……

"I'm talking about small, it's not this small at all."

Asuna narrowed her eyes slightly.

Just like the surveillance robot in the anime, scanning back and forth between Lin Bei and Silica:

"If I'm not mistaken, Avril, the proprietress of the hotel, is also Lin Bei's girlfriend!"

"..."

Silica was stunned: She has avoided thinking about it since that ridiculous night.

Because……

She really doesn't know what to do!

But I didn't expect...

After all, it was picked up by Asuna.

"Ugh……"

Silica was seen silent.

Asuna couldn't help sighing: She suddenly regretted a little bit, did she think she had done too much?

It is really necessary.

Uncover Silica's wounds?

Or……

She really needs it.

Because of one or two sentences of anger, do you use this method to attack and hurt Silica?

Asuna.

I really regret it!

hands up……

Asuna wanted to pat Silica on the back, and wanted to find some relief to comfort Silica...

However……

Before Asuna stretched out her hand.

Silica had already grabbed Lin Bei's arm and acted desperately as a baby: "My husband, say something, tell Asuna, I'm the main palace and the big room!"

"She is the little wife!"

"..."

Asuna: "?"

Husband, what do you say? Main palace, big room?

Asuna seriously doubted.

Have you traveled to ancient times?

Moreover, Asuna realized at the same time that it was completely unnecessary for her to pity Silica!

so……

She feels.

It is necessary for Silica to be soberly aware.

The cruelty of this world!

"Silica, you should be sober!"

Asuna sneered and grabbed Silika's shoulder: "Have you ever thought that you share a husband with other women, and when you leave this game, how do you face your family?"

"Can they agree?"

Asuna tried to start from the real family relationship and defeat Silika's psychological defense, it is best to make her cry.

However……

What Asuna didn't expect was.

"what?"

Silica looked at her suspiciously: "Asuna, are you a fool?"

"what do you mean?"

Asuna's eyes widened in irritation: Silica must give her a reasonable explanation.

otherwise……

She would never accept such insults!

"explain?"

Silica couldn't help but laughed out: "My explanation is that Sister Avril is an NPC!"

"She is not a real person at all!"

Asuna was taken aback, and suddenly recovered.

"Understood?"

Silica raised her head triumphantly: "From the very beginning, Lin Bei was the only one who loved the land, and I was the only one!"

As for Avril...

It's just a piece of data!

"Well……"

Lin Bei squeezed his chin: In fact, he has a different view on this point.

but……

Looking at the two women with high morale, Lin Bei thought for a moment, and honestly closed his mouth.

after all……

Women quarrel, men shut up, this is the philosophy that every mature scumbag must have!

...

"so……"

"Do you understand now?"

Silica held her head proudly, like a victorious peacock, nestled in Lin Bei's arms, demonstrating word by word to Asuna:

"Lin Bei. He. Only. Will. Love. Me. One!"

"You guy..."

Asuna was smirked directly:

To be honest, she knew clearly in her heart how childish Silica's actions were.

and……

She had never thought about it herself.

What will happen to Lin Bei!

Even if Lin Bei is really good.

But they only knew each other for a day.

Isn't this possible at all?

all in all……

All of this, Asuna knew very well in her heart: She clearly knew that she shouldn't be angry, let alone care about Silica, a naive ghost.

But the problem is...

Looking at Silica's proud little face, the fire in her heart can't be suppressed!

"Silica, you want to play with me, don't you?"

Silica gritted her teeth: "Yes, how about it?"

"very good!"

Asuna smiled faintly, walked to Lin Bei, took Lin Bei's neck and kissed deeply.

"..."

Silica, nestled in Lin Bei's arms, was stunned.

She didn't expect it.

Asuna would actually do such a thing.

Lin Bei was equally stunned.

He didn't expect that wife Na, who looked shy on the original world line, would be so bold!

but……

Kissed for a while.

Lin Bei wanted to understand.

My impression of Asuna is too stereotyped.

Because……

Gentle and shy.

It's the wife Na after marrying Kirito!

Before marrying Kirito, Asuna was a fierce female warrior than Kirito for a while!

In the setting...

Asuna seems to be in such a state:

Before entering the Sword Art Online.

The dear daughter of the family, the eldest daughter.

(Because I was scared by the death setting of Sword Art Online)

became.

A coward who doesn't dare to fight.

Then……

(Because I was too scared, I rebounded from the bottom, and started fighting with the belief that I didn't want to lose to anyone)

became.

A female warrior with a strong heart to win!

Recalling this, Lin Bei was convinced: Asuna is probably in this state now.

Because……

Just connect the kiss process.

Asuna is very strong.

Of course!

As the number one scumbag in the heavens, how could Lin Bei always let a woman have the upper hand?

But unfortunately...

Not waiting for Lin Bei to gain the upper hand!

Silica in her arms regained her senses abruptly, and screamed and pushed the two of them away.

then……

The curse war begins!

"Asuna, what did you do?"

Silica stared, almost crazy.

"Haha, it's nothing, I just kissed your dear brother Lin simply, and try to see if he only loves you!"

"I'm doing well for you!"

Asuna's smile was very proud.

"For me? You shameless mad woman, of course Lin Beige only loves me!"

"Yes?"

Asuna wiped the corners of her mouth: "But the problem is, your brother Lin Bei just didn't push me away!"

"..."

Seeing that the war between Silica and Asuna is about to change from a mere scolding war.

Spread to myself...

According to the fourth sub-item of Article 3 of the Scumbag Code: (At critical moments, show the power of the head of the family and control the situation to avoid overturning)

Lin Bei decided.

Take action now!

The first is Silica who is easier to solve.

"Snapped!"

Slap hard.

Covered on Silica's little ass.

"Yeah~"

The painful Silica rubbed her ass, tearfully whirring: "Brother Lin, you only love me, right?"

Danger, too dangerous!

Dangerous thoughts like this.

Lin Bei slapped again without hesitation, and then grinned fiercely: "Your brother Lin Bei has forty wives. If you are not honest, you will not be needed!"

Silica was taken aback.

Don't dare to speak anymore.

but……

She didn't care about forty wives.

after all……

You know it as soon as you hear it.

Lin Bei was deliberately scaring her!

"Um!"

Silica is done.

Lin Bei nodded in satisfaction: Silica, the little girl, just owed a lesson.

but……

Asuna is not so simple!

This is a woman with an idea, as long as she decides it is soft or hard, she will not eat it.

so……

It must be changed another way!

"Ahem..."

Lin Bei cleared his throat, then turned his head and looked at Asuna with a serious face: "Asuna, do you think, why do I only let you come upstairs?"

"Um?"

Asuna couldn't help but startled:

When Lin Bei just taught Silikadi, she actually thought about many possibilities. Lin Bei was calm or angry.

She even considered the situation of being spanked by Lin Bei, just like Silica.

But what she didn't expect at all was...

Lin Bei would ask her such a question!

"Well……"

Asuna hesitated for a while: "It's me because, I didn't support you to let go of the tooth king like everyone else?"

Lin Bei smiled faintly:

"This is only a small part of the reason!"

"A small part of the reason?"

Asuna looked puzzled: Apart from this, she really couldn't think of other reasons.

Lin Bei smiled faintly: "Because I know that you are a powerful warrior and can be my support."

That's right...

He Lin Bei is not a philanthropist!

In fact from the beginning.

The reason why he would agree.

Take Diabel, Tooth King and the others, and kill the kobold lord Irfangu.

Just for.

Test Diabel and them.

See if anyone among them is qualified and has the potential to join his Lin Bei team.

Work hard together (work for him)!

...

It's just a pity.

The test of personality and three views alone eliminated everyone except Asuna.

Yawang paid the price of his life even more!

Of course……

Lin Bei also suffered losses.

For example: his companion (wage earner) Kirito.

Fortunately...

A Kirito left.

One more Asuna!

It's no loss or no gain.

At least from the perspective of combat effectiveness, Lin Bei didn't think that their team was at a loss!

fact……

Also proved this!

In the process of dealing with Juli Bull.

Even if it is Kirito.

Nor would Biasna do better!

"..."

Asuna's face blushed: This is the first time she has been recognized as strong in the game.

but……

It didn't wait for Asuna to be happy for a while.

Lin Bei's expression immediately went cold: "So I hope you don't put too much thought on me. I am a man with a family."

Heard this...

Asuna couldn't help but stunned.

In the gift package system, watching the live broadcast of the licking dog Xiaotong was even more stunned:

"what's the situation?"

"Master, what medicine did you take wrong?"

…………

"call……"

Asuna let out a long breath:

She did not deny that deep down in her heart, she did have such a fascination with Lin Bei.

otherwise……

No matter what.

She would not anger Silica in that way!

but……

Hearing what Lin Bei said, she also understood.

"I will concentrate on fighting."

"Um!"

Under the shocked gaze of the licking dog Xiaotong, Lin Bei smiled and nodded slightly, showing a satisfied look.

Things have reached this point...

It seems.

Lin Bei and Asuna seemed to stop there.

At least……

Licking the dog Xiaotong couldn't see any flaws.

But……

impossible!

What kind of person is Lin Bei.

Could it still not know?

and……

The price of strength.

But it was developed by oneself!

But...

This is the situation now.

Licking the dog Xiaotong did not see any flaws.

And now...

After teaching the two women.

Lin Bei seemed very satisfied, nodded, and walked away: "Next, let the two of you chat alone!"

"I hope you can clear up your previous grievances!"

Talking...

Lin Bei was ready to leave.

Space was left to Silica and Asuna.

...

There was silence for a while.

Silica and Asuna looked at each other affectionately.

Asuna hesitated: Do you want to apologize to Silica first, really relieve your suspicion?

However……

"Ha ha!"

Silica held her head up and smiled: "I already said, Brother Lin only loves me, and he will never fall in love with you."

"You guy."

"It's just humiliating oneself at all!"

"..."

Bury the hatchet?

Go to TMD!

In less than a second, Asuna threw this stupid idea into the bottomless abyss.

In her life.

Will never settle with Silica!

and……

Silica's words.

Inspired her fighting spirit!

Never fall in love with her?

"This is a bit too full!"

Asuna chuckled and curled her hair: "Since Big Brother Lin didn't push me away this time, he won't be the next time."

"What did you say?"

Silica's eyes widened in anger: "You woman still shameless? If you didn't know a little bit of swordsmanship, Lin Beige might not even know your name!"

Silica tried to provoke Asuna with this.

However……

Let her unexpectedly be.

Not only was Asuna not angry, she even raised her head triumphantly: "This shows that my excellence has attracted the attention of Brother Lin."

"And you?"

…………

"..."

Hidden quietly in the dark, staring at Silica and Asuna, he was about to form a ball for Lin Bei.

Licking the dog Xiao Tong couldn't help but sigh with emotion:

"Master, what is your trick?"

"What's the trick?"

Lin Bei smiled faintly and uttered four words:

"Let's catch it!"

This move comes from Zhuge Liang's seven capture of Meng Huo.

To put it simply:

By means of rejection.

Stimulate the opponent's rebellious psychology!

This trick...

Especially for people like Asuna, who want to fight everything and refuse to give up.

best effect!

Especially with Silica's assist.

The whole strategy is natural and flawless!

"Well……"

But……

Ligong Xiaotong still doesn't quite understand: Is this necessary?

Asuna took the initiative to offer kisses just now, is it really necessary to spare such a big circle?

"Innocent!"

Lin Bei smiled and shook his head gently.

Temporary impulse, not lasting, long-term stimulation, can make its rebellious psychology reach the extreme.

and……

If you just take advantage of it casually.

Wait for Asuna to recover.

Doesn't it seem that Lin Bei is very frivolous?

so……

"The scumbag is a very profound knowledge, look good, learn hard!"