He knows Pokémon better than me
Chapter 64: Killed!
Old man Fuji also wanted to take advantage of Xiaozhi and his party to answer "Our successors of the great science of materialism do not believe in gods, ghosts and chaos", and then he would reply along the script.
"Then what is that white palm on your shoulder?"
Then he watched a group of people turn their heads to look at his shoulder in panic, looking pale with fright.
That must be very interesting.
This is a classic reserved item in Ziyuan Town, every outsider is so frightened and happy.
After all, apart from a Pokémon Tower, Ziyuan Town has no other additional income-generating industries, and the young people in the town have also gone out to work as wage earners, leaving only the elderly and children behind.
To create a ghost town atmosphere in this town and vigorously promote the tourism industry is now the development direction of Ziyuan Town.
They even pay a large amount of advertising fees to Kuye Toutiao every year, just to make the name of the haunted house bigger and famous in the Kanto region and even the world.
Now every year, countless supernatural lovers list it as a holy place and worship it routinely.
But Xiaozhi's answer made him embarrassed, and he didn't know how to continue talking for a while.
But in the next second, Xiaozhi had already opened his mouth first and asked the same question.
"Grandpa, do you believe in ghosts in this world?"
Hearing this, the old man was slightly taken aback, inexplicable.
Turning stars?
Before he could respond, Xiaozhi suddenly pointed to one of his shoulders, his eyes widened, and he said in horror:
"You have a ghost hand on your shoulder!!"
The white-browed and bald old man smiled contemptuously. An outsider still wants to turn himself into the master, what is going on with him, an old fritter?
What kind of ghostly hands are used to deceive other places...
"clatter."
Suddenly he was patted on the shoulder, and his chest felt cold for no reason. Bad thoughts suddenly came to the old man.
He turned his head stiffly, and in the corner of his vision, he did see a strange purple-black paw resting on his shoulder.
Why is this claw so fat?
"Is there a ghost?"
The old man panicked. In fact, there are indeed ghosts in Ziyuan Town, but they are all in the Pokémon Tower. There is no record of running out of it.
danger!
When he turned his head completely, first a purple shadow flashed past, then a pair of big blood-red eyes rushed towards him suddenly, and his heart felt cold for no reason.
"Ahhh!!"
The old man took several steps back, sweat dripping down like a bean, and he lay limp on the ground, clutching his heart, apparently in great panic.
"Hahaha!!"
The three of Xiaozhi laughed as if they had succeeded.
They have known for a long time that people in this town like to scare people with "you have a ghost hand on your shoulder", so they planned it from the beginning. Whoever is the first to say this to them today will go back directly.
Even the old people rushed together!
Don't keep trying to bully their honest people from other places!
"GenGongGengGengGeng!!"
The owner of the ghost claw, Geng Gui, also changed back to his original form, his huge and fat body kept shaking, pointing at the old man and laughing.
It is its racial talent to play tricks on humans, and upon hearing Xiao Zhi's plan to join the group directly, the intimacy value between the two began to soar wildly.
"Hoo hoo..."
And the white-browed old man on the ground seemed to have been greatly stimulated, and suddenly choked up, covering his heart, and even his eyes began to turn white.
Then he fell directly to the ground without moving.
Xiaozhi: "?"
The three of them frowned, secretly having a bad thought.
Shouldn't the car overturn?
Gan!
Are the people in the ghost town so poor psychologically? ?
"Old man, are you... are you okay?"
Seeing that there was no movement for a long time, Xiaozhi and Xiaoxia immediately panicked. As the oldest of the three, Xiaogang took a deep breath, quickly calmed down, with a serious expression, and quickly walked towards the old man and squatted down.
He tremblingly stretched out his fingers to the old man's nose.
For a minute, there was no sign of breathing.
danger!
Even Xiao Gang became anxious this time.
The first anti-prank directly killed people! ?
This old man touches porcelain! ?
Seeing that something was wrong, Ms. Joy from the Pokémon Center quickly ran over, and when she saw the old man who had no signs of breathing, she suddenly became extremely flustered and scolded:
"What are you doing! This old man has always had heart problems, so don't be scared!!"
Three people: "!"
It's scary to have a bad heart? !
"What to do, what to do, I can only treat Pokémon, the doctor in this town has gone to the next town to see a doctor these two days!"
Miss Joy wandered anxiously, with such a tense posture that even Xiao Gang, who had a rock will, was too embarrassed to strike up a conversation.
"I can't help it. I have learned a little common sense. This is a phenomenon of cardiac arrest. He must be revived immediately, otherwise it is really hopeless!"
She hastily took out a long needle from behind the counter, pouring faint yellow reagent liquid into it.
"This is adrenaline, the old man must be given a shot to refresh his mind!"
As she spoke, she handed the syringe to Xiaozhi.
Xiaozhi: "?"
"Of course it's you, you solve the trouble you caused yourself, I'm dizzy!!"
Miss Joy took it for granted, urging Xiaozhi to do it quickly.
With the current posture, if he can't wake up within three minutes, he will probably fall asleep forever.
"..."
Xiaozhi half-kneeled on the ground, swallowed, raised the syringe tremblingly, and moved it over the old man's body.
Miss Joy made a cross on the old man's chest.
"It's right here, aim at his heart, you must be accurate, otherwise he will die suddenly on the spot." Miss Joy reminded nervously.
Xiaozhi: "..."
The palm holding the needle began to tremble, and even the scene in front of him began to blur and double.
He panicked a lot.
Didn't expect that any prank could hit a heart attack? !
He would rather let Pikachu have an electrotherapy directly!
Xiaogang Xiaoxia next to him quickly supported Xiaozhi's trembling body.
Looking at the old man whose body seemed to be gradually stiffening, Xiaozhi finally rolled his eyes and forced himself to calm down.
This old man must be woken up now!
Gan!
He suddenly inserted the needle into the old man's chest, as if he had exhausted all his strength.
...
"duang~"
The needle suddenly vibrated when it touched the old man's chest, like a spring.
But the old man who fell to the ground suddenly opened his eyes, his face was extremely rosy, and he got up and cheered:
"Serprise matherfeck!"
Xiaozhi: "?"
The three of them watched Miss Joy take back the syringe like puppets, bending the spring needle tip with her arm.
The old man also stood up from the ground, brushed off the dust, raised his head and laughed loudly:
"Ahahaha, the last time I played this routine was 10 years ago, little Joey, my acting skills are not bad!"
"Grandpa Fuji's old drama is spicy~"
Joey on the side also covered his mouth and responded with a smile.
The moment she saw old man Fuji fall to the ground, she recognized this classic posture of touching porcelain, and quickly took out the special spring needle.
Three people: "?"
This is the traditional art of Ziyuan Town. Whenever someone turns against the general, the script will be reversed immediately, and the third layer of the routine of "I have a heart disease, please give me a needle in my heart" will be staged.
There are even fifth and seventh layers of routines behind.
In terms of understanding, a foreigner is always a foreigner and cannot do it.
"Oh live alive~"
Listening to the wanton laughter of the two, the three of Xiaozhi also slumped on the ground like old man Fuji before, looking like they were spoiled by playing.
This town is indeed a ghost town.
The devil is on earth, hell is empty...
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(Probably there may be another chapter... Ask for tickets, the last two days, this is very important!!)
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