Harry Potter's Catastrophe

"This year, I am delighted to welcome two new teachers to our team," said Dumbledore. "The first is Professor Black, who graciously agreed to fill the vacancy in the Defense Against the Dark Arts course. He has a wealth of experience. With experience in Defense Against the Dark Arts, he is welcome to join.”

Black, Sirius Black, the hero who had been wrongly accused of being in Azkaban for twelve years, Peter Pettigrew's story was published in the Daily Prophet, and all the wizards in the wizarding world knew what he really thought.

He was also awarded the Order of Merlin, which was higher than Carney's, but Black didn't feel much about it. He was also the headline of several recent issues of the Daily Prophet, and also attracted a large number of fans, and he was the only member of the Black family. Heir, almost everyone knows him.

There was thunderous applause in the auditorium. It was great to have such a professor teaching them Defense Against the Dark Arts. They were finally going to start taking some decent Defense Against the Dark Arts classes.

Harry was the most excited and clapped his hands. Of course he was happy that his godfather was so popular.

"Look Snape," said Ron.

Potions teacher Snape kept his eyes fixed on Sirius Black along the teacher's desk, who should be called Professor Black now.

Snape's face had never looked better, but he had never expected it to be like this today. His face was extremely ugly, not only ugly, but also disgusting. Sirius Black bullied Snape a lot when they were in school, and now they have to work together in school again. I really don't know what will happen then.

Two professors fighting? Snape and Black were fighting to the death in school?

It's still like a palace fight, taunting each other and making each other look embarrassed in front of the students.

Can Snape wash away his shame, and can Black keep his virginity?

"Gulu gurgling gurgling~~" Carney gave up some unrealistic thoughts and waited for Dumbledore to finish speaking and start eating. He didn't eat at noon.

“As for our second teacher appointment, I’m sorry to say that our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, Teacher Kettle Byrne, retired at the end of last year to have more time in the world with his remaining little rascals. However," said Dumbledore, "I am pleased to say that none other than Rubeus Hagrid has stepped in to fill his vacancy."

"Hagrid has agreed to take on the role of teacher in addition to his role as gamekeeper."

There is no harm without comparison. Although the applause was not as loud and enthusiastic as Sirius Black, the Gryffindor students were particularly enthusiastic, which was more than expected for Hagrid.

"Okay, I think the important things have been said, let's start eating," after Dumbledore finished speaking, the food on the table finally appeared where it should appear.

"The mental exhaustion has really gotten worse recently." Carney murmured to himself as he forked three chicken drumsticks with sauce.

Hermione arrived belatedly at this time. Although she missed the sorting, her face was obviously very happy.

Carney noticed a familiar chain hanging around Hermione's neck, which was a time turner. Carney was sometimes curious about how the time turner was made and what kind of character made it.

Feeling the collision under his neck, Xiao Hei woke up when it was time to eat. He had already smelled the delicious meal.

Carney had to inadvertently put the newly added food on the plate into the pendant, and Xiao Hei began to enjoy dinner secretly every night again.

Now Carney is starting to worry. Since the Acromantula in the Forbidden Forest was wiped out, there is not much food for Little Black to eat. It takes half a day for a fish to fall into the Black Lake, which cannot satisfy its dozens of meters long. stomach.

"Carney, you ate too fast." Seamus Penigan saw Carney taking three roasted sausages and a whole roasted turkey. He was also greedy for that turkey, and he should at least split the legs. .

"Chicken butt is a treasure. It's unbearable to eat." Carney cut off the chicken butt with a knife and fork and handed it to Seamus.

"Thank you." Seamus swallowed.

The dinner ended successfully, and they all went to the teachers' bench to congratulate Hagrid and Sirius Black on becoming the official teachers of Hogwarts.

"Congratulations, Hagrid, Black!" Hermione said. Both Hagrid and Blake were very happy and looked forward to their future lives as teachers.

"Thank you, thank you all, especially Carney, I can't believe it," said Hagrid, his thick beard now neatly combed.

"After Professor Keltburn said he had had enough, he came straight to me. This is exactly what I have always wanted." Hagrid said, "Before this, Carney said I would become a teacher of Care of Magical Creatures. I still didn’t believe it until Professor Kelburn resigned. At that time, I was extremely worried. It was exactly what you said, Carney." Hagrid said excitedly, holding Carney's hand.

Sirius Black was holding his chin next to him, thinking whether Lupine would have become a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher if he hadn't used his money power.

"Okay, it's time to go back to bed." Professor McGonagall came over to chase them away.

Together with other Gryffindor students, they walked up the marble steps, then moved the stairwell and several corridors, before arriving at the hidden entrance of Gryffindor Tower. The portrait on the wall showed the fat lady in a pink dress. Treble.

The high-pitched sound was so loud that the goblet in her hand shattered. It was so shocking.

"Password?" the fat lady asked as she put away the goblet that she had deliberately smashed.

"The new password is auspicious stars!" Percy was busy with too many things as the president of the Head Boy, so he came over and brought this week's password.

"The lucky stars are shining, the lucky stars are shining, the lucky stars are shining brightly." Carney heard Neville reciting the command in a low voice. He seemed to be preparing to memorize it tonight.

When they returned to the dormitory, they opened the drawer simultaneously and took out the dice.

"Whoever is older washes first. Carney is not allowed to use magic."

"I know, how could I cheat? Three, two, one, throw." Carney held the colored bullets and counted down, then the colored bullets between his thumb and middle finger jumped on the table and spun rapidly.

"I've got nothing to say." Carney's dice stopped as quickly as possible, and the biggest one, Liu, threw off Xiaohei from his neck and went straight to the bathroom.

The dice produced by the Weasley twins only produced six.

Early the next morning, the class schedule was distributed, and they received it from the prefect in the auditorium.

"Great, there are several new classes today." Hermione said happily. She had already read all the textbooks for the new classes, but they were not as basic as the previous first and second grade textbooks.

"Great, there is not a new class today, there is only one class in total, my favorite transfiguration class." Carney cheered, which would make him have plenty of time.

Ron and Harry looked at their class schedules. Divination, Transfiguration, and Care of Magical Creatures were full of schedules, and they suddenly felt sour.