Harry Potter's Catastrophe

Although the name sounds okay, Carney still feels it is very unpleasant, and he always feels like he is familiar with ADC.

"Let me think about it." Stellan had been thinking about a name in school for half a semester and couldn't think of a name. For a while, he could only pray for an idea to come up with a good name. He couldn't just stop Kama.

Stellan hadn't even thought about it when the car drove to the door of his house. When he saw his mother waiting at the door, Stellan completely forgot about it.

"I'm finally home!" Stellan opened the door and rushed out cheeringly. He could already smell the aroma of dinner.

"Come here and let me take a good look." Mother grabbed Carney's face and looked left and right. "Stran, he looks so much like your brother."

"Mom, this is Carney. My brother has already ran in." Carney pointed to Stellan who was already eating and drinking at the dining table.

"Oh, you guys are so similar." Mother let go of Carney and pinched Stellan's cheek. "Tell mom how you are doing in school."

"Except for my poor test scores, everything else is pretty good."

During dinner, they talked about their school affairs, mostly about Stellan. After all, there was suddenly an eleven or twelve-year-old child who they needed to know more about. Judging from the frequency of writing letters, they could see their relatives in Bikani.

His parents were extremely doting on Stellan, but they did not neglect Carney and behaved as before.

On the first night back home, his parents stayed with him in bed, and his mother read him a bedtime story in Stellan's room with a bedtime storybook, just like how she used to put Carney to sleep.

In fact, he doesn't need to be coaxed, but there is a sense of ceremony, even though Stellan is already so old.

Fortunately, his father was not that bored, but gave a hard-core talk about some financial knowledge such as company management and operation, factory operation and import and export of goods, and planned to help Carney develop business acumen from an early age so that he could inherit his company.

This is what they thought after knowing that Carney did not intend to live and work in the wizarding world. Carney is smart, witty and naturally intelligent. He will definitely have no problem managing the company in the future.

"Dad, I'm not interested in working in the office." Carney sat on the bed and read a book boredly. He couldn't listen to anything his father said.

"If you don't plan to engage in magic work, then what kind of job are you going to do in the future? How will you support your family?" Father Carter shook his head and said, "You can't rely on your parents. You have to earn the first bucket of money in your life when you become an adult. gold, not less than one thousand pounds."

"Are you kidding? I've already made money, okay? I spent more than a thousand pounds." Carney took out the remaining gold galleons, which would be enough for a thousand pounds if converted into pounds.

"Bonuses and work are two different things." The father grabbed a handful and stuffed them into his pocket without changing his expression. "Are these real gold?"

"No, the gold content is about half, if the people who make these gold coins have some conscience." Carney said.

"Oh, that looks good. I've watched a lot of movies recently."

"You still watch that kind of movie? I want to tell mom." Carney looked at his father with disdain. He is still watching that kind of movie at such an adult.

"I was watching it with your mother. I mean a fantasy movie. There were some dragons and some magical things. Are these gold coins magical?" Father Carter asked.

"Of course there are no ordinary coins in the wizarding world. Do you need me to cast a spell on them? Do they need to be stronger and softer, and they will come back after you use them? Or do they contain blessings or curses? I'm not very good at blessings and curses, but I can give them any magical powers you want."

"Wait a minute, I remember that in your wizarding regulations there is a provision prohibiting the abuse of magic and casting spells on Muggle products." Father and mother were familiar with the laws of the wizarding world.

Since there are two wizards in the family, they feel it is necessary to learn the core knowledge. Maybe they can move to the wizarding world in the future and live in nature with the talking animals. When they go out, they will hear the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, and there will be magic everywhere. thing.

They still yearn for this kind of life. As long as their two sons can earn enough money in the wizarding world when they grow up, they can give up their jobs in the Muggle world.

"Have you?" Carney didn't quite remember.

"Yes, the classmate you visited last time had a father who worked in the Ministry of Magic's Department for Prohibiting the Abuse of Magic. He often wrote to me." His father's communication skills and scope of communication are wider than Carney imagined.

My parents have already established a good relationship with the parents of Carney's friends and roommates, and they have all written letters to each other.

"Oh, there seems to be such a department, but these are wizard currency, not Muggle items, so they won't cause him any trouble," Carney said.

"You're right, what kind of curse do you know?" Father Carter suddenly smiled evilly.

"Walking while walking, forgetting to bring the keys when going out, failing to express love, being hit in the face with a cone, attracting dogs to chase, birds moving excretion stations, etc." Carney listed all he could do.

"Dad, do you have any enemies in business? Or is there a competitor who has offended you?"

"But you understand me. One of my old competitors has changed his wife again. This is already his seventh wife. He even teased me about it. They invited me to attend his wedding. I need a wife. A decent and special gift." Father gave Carney a look that you knew.

"Scumbag," Carney blurted out.

"That's right."

"I cast a spell on the gold coin. The first person who touches the gold coin will be collectively excreted by the birds, squat down and tear his pants, and there will be no paper in the toilet." Carney cast a spell on a gold galleon.

"That's enough. I'm happy when he makes a fool of himself. How long will it last?" Father Carter asked.

"One month." After Karni cast the spell, gold coins floated.

"I will give you magic. I will give the first person who touches you to be collectively excreted by the birds when they meet you. I will give the first person to touch you to tear their pants when they squat down. I will give the first person who touches you to be excreted by them collectively. The person who touched you pooped without toilet paper.”

The magic power of Kani's hands bloomed on a gold coin, and the entire gold coin rolled in the air, flashing with three colors of light, corresponding to three magic spells.

Now that the gold coin cannot be touched with hands, Carney floats it in the air, and the light gradually fades away, turning it into an ordinary gold coin.

"The spell casting is completed. Now whoever touches him will be unlucky. I can't touch him with my hands." Carney signaled, "Hold him up with a cloth."

"Cool, I think there will be something good to watch in the next month." My father had already prepared the gift box, packed the gold coins, and tied them with beautiful ribbons.

"Then you go to bed quickly, I want to sleep too, sweet dreams." Carney greeted his father out, it was already late enough.

"Go to bed early." Father Carter took the gift box and left with satisfaction.