Harry Potter's Catastrophe

"The more you shave, the thicker you will become, silly boy. If you shave them, they will still grow thicker. This is the natural growth of the body, and we should follow it." Dumbledore taught like a kind grandfather.

"Then why don't you have long fingernails and toenails?"

"...Because it will cause inconvenience to daily life." Dumbledore said.

"Beard can do it too." Carney said.

"Beard can't." Dumbledore.

"It still took you a long time to clean these beards." Carney.

"Oh, I was wrong. It doesn't take long and is not troublesome." Dumbledore smiled awkwardly and picked up the tea cup to drink tea to hide his embarrassment. "Anyway, you'll know when you get older and grow a beard."

"Are you cursing me for growing a beard?" Carney said.

"Ahem!" Dumbledore had a mouthful of tea leaves stuck in his throat. He might have choked to death if he wasn't careful.

An ordinary old man might have died, but Dumbledore was no ordinary old man. With a flick of his finger, the stuck tea leaves floated out.

"Threats to life are everywhere." Dumbledore said as the tea leaves disappeared.

"I'm really sorry about the Philosopher's Stone." If there is still a Philosopher's Stone, we can make the elixir of immortality. If Dumbledore and the others don't need it, he will ask for it. He will accept anyone who comes.

"There is nothing to be sorry for. It should have been destroyed in the first place. Life has a beginning and an end. Death may be another beginning." Dumbledore always looked at it openly.

"Another question, regarding the book you gave me, the wooden figures have been completed. I want to know that there is no way to make them have wisdom, such as wisdom water or something." Carney said.

"Water of wisdom? What is that?" Dumbledore was stunned by Carney's strange words.

"Drinking it will increase your wisdom and make you smarter." Carney explained.

"Then you should go find Severus. I've done a lot of research on potions." Dumbledore smiled and said, "Wisdom water, it's all about it." "The wooden man himself has wisdom. You don't have to worry about this. You should be patient."

"Of course, I want to know if it's illegal to study these magics, right?" Carney asked. The wooden man said that he was not powerful and that he was weak, not to mention that there were other weird magics in the book.

"This is a book about bestowing demons. It was studied by another guy. It solves the problem you asked last time. If you expect them to help you fight, then you will probably be disappointed."

"I know, I should change to a living creature, these puppets move too slowly." Carney punched his left palm with his right fist, with a look of realization on his face.

"Do you understand what I mean?" Dumbledore asked again.

"You want to tell me that giving magic power to others is not as good as giving it to yourself, right?" Of course Carney understood that turning animals into fire dragons to fight is not as destructive as using magic himself.

"As long as you understand."

"Principal, there's one more thing." Carney thought for a while, "Are you selling the Mirror of Erised? I need a mirror to appreciate my handsomeness."

"Get out!" Dumbledore pointed to the door.

"Okay." Carney quickly left the principal's office. If he couldn't get it, he would destroy it. No, he would make it himself.

The magic mirror is one of the props often used by wizards. It has a wide range of uses. It can be used for beauty and beauty, and it can also be used for peeping and surveillance. It is really a must-have for wizards at home.

But this has to be planned for next semester, and all his production plans have been scheduled for next semester.

Since the end of the semester was approaching, it was impossible for him to engage in dangerous experiments and magic at home.

Xiao Hei's campus life may be settled. He is not worried about what Dumbledore will do to Xiao Hei. To be honest, he himself may not be Xiao Hei's opponent, not to mention Xiao Bai.

As for Jiang Lao, Xiao Bai, who looks harmless to humans and animals, is hotter. In terms of age, we still have to wait until Xiao Bai wakes up.

Back in the common room, everyone had happy smiles on their faces. The news that the house score exceeded Slytherin by a large margin had obviously been discovered.

Recently, everyone is very fascinated by the things hanging on the scoring wall, and they read it every day before and after meals.

Either Gryffindor was ten points ahead of Slytherin, or Slytherin was ten points ahead of Gryffindor. The atmosphere was extremely tense, but they didn't dare to cause trouble, for fear that points would be deducted for some reason.

Among the neatly dressed students recently, Gryffindor and Slytherin are the neatest. Their badges and school badges are neatly worn, which makes Filch very satisfied. Everyone looks like a good student. Son.

"Carney, honestly what have you done?" Harry and the others found Carney excitedly. No one in Gryffindor made any big move except Carney who had only left for half a day.

"Remember the last time our Gryffindor students were bitten by spiders in the Forbidden Forest? I saved them but I didn't get any extra points. I just went to talk to Dumbledore about it." Carney He had already thought of the winning performance, but he only added it up now.

"No wonder you don't seem to be in a hurry at all. You already knew it, but you weren't in a hurry to add points. You only added them when the holiday was about to come."

"College Cup. College Cup. College Cup." George and Fred rushed out, worked together to lift Carney and threw it up. Many seniors who couldn't name them also joined in.

"It's enough for you. You're throwing me away by calling other names." Carney was thrown around a few times, and he took out his wand and hovered in the air.

Contrary to the excitement of Gryffindor, Slytherin was completely silent.

It gave them hope they shouldn't have and made them happy and excited for a while, but it turned out to be a contest without any suspense.

At the end-of-term evening banquet, the high banners and ribbons were dyed into the Gryffindor flag, and the attire in the auditorium was occupied by gold and red, with the majestic lion in the middle.

The House Cup belonged to Gryffindor House. The other two houses expressed heartfelt congratulations and Slytherin clapped listlessly.

It's not their fault, they don't have as much shit as Carney.

"The first rule of being a protagonist is that you must meddle in other people's own affairs. If there is no other people's business to meddle in, then be the one who creates it." Carney has learned from his experience in his previous life.

Another good thing is that Lockhart resigned from his position as Defense Against the Dark Arts professor because he felt that his stagnant magic power had improved a lot.

He decided to study this secret technique of thunder and lightning. This is what he told Kani when he went to the infirmary to see him, crying and saying a lot of thanks.

Carney was stunned on the spot, how useful it really was.

But why he was struck by lightning from now on has nothing to do with Carney. It would be good if he was doing good, and the righteous lightning struck him awake.

From now on, there is one less good wizard in the world who is superficial, and there is one more good wizard who looks like a dog.