Harry Potter's Catastrophe

Lockhart forgot what he said and began to respond enthusiastically to the little witches' wishes, using his charming smile.

"I should have given it to him while he was here." Hermione said angrily as she watched this scene. She came to the Great Hall early and placed her own greeting card on Lockhart's table, as did more than forty other witches. So, I immediately thought of a way to make one.

"Oral area..." Ron really couldn't stand it, but this didn't stop Hermione from quickly making the greeting card. It was simply made with a few magic spells, and she ignored Ron at all and ran directly to give it to Lockhart easily. .

At this time, the faces of the professors couldn't stand up. Seeing Slytherin, many witches ran to hand over greeting cards to Lockhart, a weakling who only knew a few books and didn't see any use. Snape His face became extremely ugly, as if he was being held down by a big man and forced to drink a large glass of strong alcohol.

Professor Sprout and Professor Flitwick were also looking expectantly at the students who stood up from their seats, looking forward to thoughtful students who would give them greeting cards.

Fred and George were also working on greeting cards in the class. They seemed to be putting a little evil spell on the greeting cards, and then preparing to sell them at a low price to the dazed little witches. As for who would be unlucky, it would depend on luck.

"George, give me a greeting card!" Carney grabbed a piece of bread and threw it at George, hitting his head directly.

George, who was casting a small evil spell, was interrupted. The spelled greeting card shot out a stream of ink and fell on George's head.

"Sorry, give me a card." Carney couldn't help laughing, but the rest of Gryffindor couldn't.

"Why do you want a greeting card, and who do you want to give it to? Don't tell me that you are also a Lockhart fan." Fred threw a greeting card over and said with a normal expression.

"I'm going to give it to Dean McGonagall. Didn't you see the expressions on the other teachers' faces, especially the four deans?" Carney didn't trust Fred, so he touched the card with his wand, and sure enough, there was a purple gas. pop up.

"Don't look at me like that. I've got a cursed prank greeting card here to send to Professor McGonagall and us." Fred said contradictory words, saying that there were no good greeting cards, and the next second he changed from He took out a normal greeting card from his pocket and wrote his signature.

After removing the little evil spell, Carney used his wand to write his signature on it, collected scraps of paper and flower petals from the air, and used magic to put them into the greeting card. As long as he opened it, there would be gorgeous fireworks and flower petals.

Harry felt that it was indeed necessary to prepare a greeting card for Professor McGonagall. On the one hand, he thought that Professor McGonagall would give them less homework, and on the other hand, he wanted to resist the scene where Lockhart was alone.

"Fred, give us greeting cards too, give them to the normal ones, or I'll kill you within three days!" Ron said.

"Okay, okay, my stupid brother, three Copper Nuts." George cleaned up the ink and started doing business.

"It's too expensive. You can't buy it outside for only two coins." Ron looked at his brother in disbelief.

"Stupid brother, but you are not yet old enough to go out. This is how you make money. We went to Hogsmeade Village to buy greeting cards for two Copper Knuts. We sold them for five Copper Knuts or six Copper Knuts. Your three coins are already very cheap for you." Fred also said with a smile.

The two of them are really smart. They little wizards can't go out at all. They often sneak out to buy snacks and sell them in the school, and the middlemen make the difference.

It will become a great thing in the future.

"Deal." Ron gritted his teeth and said. Others didn't care about the three copper Knuts, because they couldn't spend those Knuts and Silver Knuts at Hogwarts, and they often asked the Weasley twins to bring snacks.

"Let's go together." The production was quickly completed, and the seven people stood up together and walked neatly in line.

When Lockhart saw him, he thought he was going to gain male fans. As expected, the young wizards at school were where he found fans.

But they didn't go after him, which made him feel happy in vain.

Carney took the lead and came to Professor McGonagall and handed the greeting card to the overwhelmed Professor McGonagall.

"Thank you." Professor McGonagall's expression didn't seem to change, but her eyes were still very happy, and she couldn't help but straighten her back.

I received seven greeting cards at once. Although it was not as popular as Lockhart, I was still very happy.

Professor Sprout and Professor Flitwick looked pitifully at the students from their own colleges who were engrossed in their meals below. With Carney and the others sending greeting cards to the deans of their own colleges, a few students from other colleges finally plucked up the courage. Little cotton jacket.

The only person who did not receive a greeting card was Professor Snape. His face had turned as black as ink, so no one dared to send a greeting card to Snape.

Carney saw Snape's sharp eyes staring at Malfoy. Malfoy was still watching Lockhart's show and did not notice the change in his dean's eyes.

The other three Heads of Houses all had gifts, but Snape didn't. This made him a bit embarrassed, and Lockhart would definitely ridicule him.

"Oops, Ponyboy is going to be killed by Snape's eyes." Carney said.

"Pfft~" Harry and Ron burst into laughter. Malfoy and Harry still had some friction on their lips, but it was much better than before.

"It's so enthusiastic. Eighty-six people have sent me greeting cards. If anyone is still preparing or is embarrassed, you can go to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom to give it to me. I would like to express my gratitude to them!" Loha Te is finally done.

"Valentine's Day, a wonderful holiday, I have planned this little surprise for you all - and that's not all!"

Lockhart smiled and clapped his hands. From the side door leading to the foyer, twelve dwarfs with gloomy faces lined up and walked out. Their costumes were also carefully decorated.

The little golden wings are dazzling, and with this harp hanging on their short bodies, they can play their favorite music anytime and anywhere.

"My friendly little cupids with greeting cards!" He was very satisfied with their appearance, which made people's eyes light up. He knew what an amazing effect it would be to insert those little golden wings.

"They will be roaming around the school today, ready to deliver greeting cards to you. If you are shy, you can feel free to hand them over to them!" Lockhart said cheerfully.

"I'm sure my colleagues are willing to join in. Why not ask Professor Snape to teach you how to make Ecstasy! If you're interested, Professor Flitwick is better than any wizard I've ever met. Master of the magic of enchantment, that cunning old dog!"

Professor Flitwick had just picked up the greeting card to appreciate it when he heard Lockhart say that and immediately buried his face in his hands.

Snape glanced at Harold, and if the old dog was telling him then Lockhart would have tasted something better than Ecstasy.

Lockhart, who had his back turned, did not see this vicious look, but the students below knew very well that if anyone dared to ask for advice on how to make Ecstasy, they would be forced to pour poison.