Harry Potter's Catastrophe

Kani closed his eyes, and a set of exercises appeared in his mind - the Turtle Breathing Method.

Although cows have ears, they breathe through their noses; although turtles have noses, they breathe through their ears. Whenever we talk about turtle breathing, we should talk about ears.

When you sleep, the air comes out through the ears, which is called turtle breathing, and it will definitely be a long-lived turtle.

‘This... My classical Chinese is very poor, can this be understood literally?’ Kani said uncertainly.

‘Breathing through the ears?’ Kani now felt that it was not just a little difficult, but extremely difficult.

Should he dig out his earwax now, otherwise it will block his breathing.

‘You are not a turtle, you should still look at the practice method. You have a high level of understanding, and you should be able to do it according to the above.’ Xiaobai said.

The Turtle Breathing Method is divided into four parts, consisting of concentration, concentration, true concentration, and exiting concentration.

Kani first looked at the first step.

Concentrate, that is, adjust the mind. This method is the preparatory method of the tortoise breathing exercise. Beginners should sit cross-legged with their upper body straight. Make sure to relax the whole body naturally. Relaxation will make the qi flow smoothly and the meridians feel comfortable.

Buckle the Ziwu buckle with both hands, that is, bend the thumb of the left hand and pinch the middle finger at the Wu position (the top), insert the thumb of the right hand through the circle of the left thumb and middle finger, pinch the Zi position at the root of the left ring finger, and pinch the right middle finger opposite to each other. Hold the two hands together in front of the lower abdomen. Buckling the Ziwu buckle can reduce distracting thoughts and help to calm down.

Lower the eyelids, look at the nose with the eyes, look at the mouth with the nose, look at the heart with the mouth, and press the tongue against the upper palate. Keep the heart, spirit, and mind at the navel, and make sure that the mind does not move. After a long time, the feeling will fall with the mind, and the head and hands will be like nothingness. Only a little true breath in the navel will be felt to come in and out faintly, and it will not move. At this time, the first step of the exercise is completed.

‘It’s really detailed. It would be better if there were pictures. What is the Ziwu buckle? Am I buckling it right like this?’ Kani made gestures according to the instructions.

‘Almost. Once you are in position, you can enter the second step. Concentration has already been achieved for you. The meditation you mentioned has already achieved that effect.’ Xiaobai said.

Concentration is the tortoise breath. It is the first to practice the correct exercise. The sitting posture is the same as above.

At this time, vibrate the nasal cavity and take a deep breath. Feel the air entering the belly and navel. Just inhale eight points of air, don’t inhale all the air.

After the air enters the abdomen, the mind moves down again, just like the above posture, calm the mind and breath, and stop breathing. When stopping breathing, you can use the counting method (not counting the number of breaths), just count silently.

The breath floats up, the waste gas wants to come out, the chest and throat are stuffy, inhale, exhale once, that is, close and release once as one breath, at least seven breaths, at most forty-nine breaths. Practice until the breath is in the belly, not anxious or holding back, and be safe for a long time.

‘No, no, no.’ Carney couldn’t breathe halfway. The air in the transport vehicle was not enough for him to practice this. In such a short time, the air around him became thin again.

The transporter was filled with the fragrant exhaust gas exhaled by Kani. He took out another bottle, which contained more than an hour's supply.

Although there was enough for several days in Kani's pendant, it was still measured hour by hour. It was not known whether there would be oxygen when they arrived on Cybertron.

'You still... Forget it, even if there is, now is not the time to practice.' Kani lay on the ground, controlling his breathing to become light and long.

'I thought you were a genius, you could learn it at a glance and then apply it. It seems that I overestimated you.' Xia Hem sighed.

'You are thinking about shit, when did I say I was a genius?' Although Kani had read many books, he still felt dizzy when he saw the Chinese characters.

'I am a poor student, there is no doubt about it. The only aspect that I am not bad at now is English.' Kani sat up, took out the magic book and started to study.

After all, it would be a waste if he didn't make good use of this free time. Kani opened the book and read a few lines and closed it.

How can he read a book when his life is about to die!

Carney paced back and forth, hoping that the journey would not take too long, and that there was oxygen on Cybertron.

He paced impatiently, and the sound reached the ears of the scout who was operating the transporter.

‘Human, human, human! ’ He immediately sounded the alarm, but he was the only one in the transporter, so it was useless to sound the alarm.

“Hey, drive well, or we will derail!” Carney shouted at the scout who stood up. If the transporter was out of the beam, it would fall into space, and everything would be over.

“Destroy.” The scout held the joystick with one hand and replaced the serrated blade with the other hand, rotating it at high speed on the mechanical arm, as if it would be launched in the next second.

“Oblivion!” Carney did not intend to damage him, because he himself did not have the patience to drive this transporter, and he wondered if he could make him forget the scene of seeing himself.

The spell hit the normal head, and the latter was immediately stunned.

Carney immediately hid his figure, fortunately this section of the beam was a straight line and did not derail.

"＠＃％￥＃×（＆." Scout uttered a series of Cybertronian words, tapped his head, looked at the cockpit and found that he was the only robot, then sat back in the driver's seat.

"Cybertron Cybertron Cybertron." Scout regained control of the joystick.

The Oblivion Spell actually worked! This was super good news. He had never used the Oblivion Spell, Imperius Curse, or the like on Transformers.

He thought that it was a steel mechanical body, and this kind of magic would not work on it at all, but he didn't expect it to work.

He immediately thought of the modification of memory chips, and the fact that Bumblebee could lose his memory showed the credibility of the Oblivion Spell, although he lost his memory due to malfunction and damage.

But it can cause amnesia, which means that magic can also cause amnesia.

Then another question arises, do Transformers have souls? This is a question Carney cares about. Bumblebee can't understand what soul means. Carney didn't get an answer after asking before, so he didn't delve into it.

Now he cares, it would be nice to have a soul.

They are not like robots that rely on wires, electricity, and work according to set programs.

‘They have their own thoughts, and what sustains their lives is the power of fire. They are not robots, but another kind of life form. ’

‘They have emotions, they can think, they have beliefs. ’ Carney kept saying in his mind. "They don't look like humans, but they are just like humans. Some of them can even transform into humans."

'so? Do they have souls? ’ Xiaobai couldn’t listen to his verbosity. If he wasn’t talking outside, he was noisy in his mind. Who was he talking to?

'Forehead. ． ． I don’t know, isn’t this looking for strong evidence for my conjecture? ’ Carney couldn’t figure out the reason, it was all just what he thought.

‘Just give it a try. ’ Carney approached the scout in the driver’s seat, put his head close to the scout, and looked from the neck to the chin to the mouth, nose, ears, and head.

‘Did you see it? It has a strange structure, just like a human being. It can still survive even if its head is twisted off, and it can even move. The shell of the head transforms into four limbs to walk on. ’

‘Their brains are very sophisticated, even more sophisticated than the human brain, but I’m not sure if this one’s brain is that sophisticated. Maybe we’ll know after cutting it open. ’