Harry Potter's Catastrophe

"Call the gods for protection!" "Call the gods for protection!" "Call the gods for protection." "Call the gods for protection."

Harry's voice became lower and lower, from loud to weak. Harry read it a dozen times, but only a little silver smoke came out from the tip of his wand.

There was no sign of the Patronus. Harry was sitting on a chair and resting. Lupine was beside him and taught him everything he could, but due to the conditions, the effect was too poor.

Carney also tried it, and the silver smoke coming out of his wand was much bigger than Harry's. Carney thought about happy things more accurately. He was very happy during the scene of the baptism of the holy wand just now.

Looking at the bit of smoke sprayed out, it seems that I am still not happy enough.

Harry looked at Carney's silver smoke and felt a little troubled. Although he had seen Carney do everything far better than them, he couldn't help but want to compare it every time he tried something new to learn.

Carney was not in a hurry to call on the gods to protect him, but was sifting through the happy experiences in his mind, and his eyes suddenly lit up as he thought about it.

"Dea, deta, de, de, de, de." Kenny loudly listened to the background music of a certain landowner, and the happiness and smile on his face were hidden. Can't live.

Harry, Lupine, looked at Kani strangely from the side, and his little eyes were full of question marks. What's going on?

There was no way, that man was so happy that Carney couldn't stop being happy.

"Calling the Guardian!" After Carney got it, he hit a super double. Carney couldn't stop being happy and quickly cast the Patronus Charm while he was happy.

All I could think about was that man. He was dressed like a dog, had a handsome haircut, and had no boogers in his nostrils.

He likes to pour cappuccino and eat the computer screen. He has a very good gorilla attitude and likes to play games while roaring. Everyone affectionately calls him clod...

White light suddenly flashed in the room, and the tip of Carney's staff lit up with a dazzling white light. The light only lasted for a short while. When the white light faded, an adult baboon stood in front of Carney. It might also be an ape, but Carney couldn't tell the difference. .

It looks like an ape, a baboon, and an orangutan, with too many elements.

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Carney immediately had the urge to throw the wand. What the hell kind of guardian angel is this? Is the way I opened it too weird?

Sure enough, it is not wise to think about that man. He obviously has many choices, such as happy man, basketball monster, bad woman, pretty boy, village bully and other sources of happiness.

"Can the Patronus be changed?" Carney turned to ask Lupin. He remembered that it seemed like it could be changed. Oh no, it was influenced. Snape's Patronus was influenced to become Harry's mother's. He remembered that it seemed like That's right.

"This..." Lupine was stunned and speechless. He grasped this too quickly. He also wanted to say something not to be discouraged. After all, what Carney just got seemed to be crazy.

"This... is too ugly." Harry felt that Lupin's wolf was not as good-looking as Lupin's wolf, and Carney looked particularly fierce.

"You may not know what it means to win 5.78 million with only 200,000. We usually only use two words to describe this kind of person - clod." The baboon suddenly started to speak.

Carney was so frightened that he jumped back. He would never forget this voice. This sentence had echoed in his mind countless times, and he could even recite the entire text word for word.

Lupine was not frightened, he was just startled. It is okay for a patron saint to speak, but it is a high-level patron saint. However, this patron saint does not seem to speak English, but this does not affect it. Carney just learned How long?

"I often say that back then, Chen Daozai could win 37 million with 200,000 yuan. I... won 5 million with 200,000 yuan. It was not a problem." This sentence was said in an impassioned and impassioned tone. It's natural to have flowing clouds and flowing water.

"What is he talking about?" Harry couldn't understand Chinese, and to him it sounded like *\u0026......￥%* # %￥@#.

"Nothing, folk song." Carney put away his patronus and couldn't say any more.

Carney thought that there must be something wrong with the way he opened it, or that he was using too much force, and he planned to try again.

"Rat-sucking Overlord!" Carney yelled to adjust himself, and the beautiful boy had already appeared.

"Calling the Guardian!" The wand sprayed out silver smoke, and then gathered into the Guardian.

"Pour Auntie a cup of kabob..." the baboon shouted.

"Call the gods to protect you!"

"With seventeen cards, you can beat me..."

"Call the gods to protect you!"

"Eat this computer screen."

"Calling God - forget it." Carney gave up. He felt that he might not need the patron saint in the future, and there was no need for rescue.

"Carney, do you have any secrets? The secret to happiness." Harry asked, "Or is there a strange spell?"

"Yes, the source of happiness." Carney shrugged. His previous happiness was almost all about those things, "But it may not apply to you. You should still think about the time when you caught the Golden Snitch in the Quidditch game."

"I'll try." Harry closed his eyes.

"Guard!" Harry shouted when he opened his eyes again, and his wand blew out some silver smoke, at least more than at first.

"Harry, take a rest for a while. Maybe you have consumed too much." Lupine said. Harry was getting a little impatient with the practice. The Patronus Charm was not so easy to practice.

Although there was one that was easy to practice just now, this does not affect the difficulty of the Patronus Charm.

Carney was lying next to him. He no longer wanted to use the Patronus Charm, and was recovering his magic power while reflecting on himself.

Harry's practice progress was still very slow. After all, he didn't have a target to use it on, so the practice was not as effective as the Dementors.

"You can use a Boggart," Carney said.

"But Boggarts will only become what the people in front of them are afraid of. Although Dementors are not..., neither Harry nor you have seen Dementors. What I am afraid of is not Dementors. Boggarts are The effect is too bad. "Lupine had long thought of using Boggarts, but no one here was afraid of Dementors.

"No, there is a person who is afraid of dementors." Carney suddenly thought, but immediately rejected it, "Maybe not, he will kill me."

Carney dismissed that idea and continued listening to Lupine's lecture.

Lu Ping used his rest time to give theoretical lessons, teaching for a while and practicing for a while, teaching and entertaining.

Carney could hear the sleepiness, just like a teacher giving a lecture, he started to lose his mind after listening to the boring part, and then he couldn't listen to anything else.

In the middle, Kreacher came in with a book and whispered something about this monster.

"Okay, it's time for us to go down and have lunch." Lupine closed the thick book. Carney came back to his senses after hearing this sentence. The whole morning passed like this, and he didn't listen to anything in Lupine's lectures later. arrive.

Harry rubbed his eyes. Fortunately, Carney was with him through the difficult morning. If Lupine hadn't taught him one-on-one, he might have been in the same state as Carney.

Because he and Ron were in this state at school. In class, whatever the professor said was confusing and boring, and they could distract themselves and be lazy, and it was just a lesson.