Harry Potter's Catastrophe

"Kani, are you a devil? Your leg was amputated." Tenga Tans tried several more times, but still fell to the ground.

"The width of your feet should be as wide as your shoulders. Then when squatting down, spread the knees of your legs a little bit, like me, and then you can pull... cough, you can squat down. When you come down, Lean forward slightly." Carney demonstrated again. Although you can squat with your feet together, it is not conducive to defecation and is more difficult.

So Carney told them about his pooping experience, and then they fell back again, albeit for a few seconds longer than before.

"Why is this?" Luden Fajan looked at the squatting carni with disbelief, even squatting on tiptoes.

"You have done some physical exercise, squats. If you do a few more, you should be able to do it. You know why my body is so good, it has nothing to do with my usual hard exercise." Carney said nonsense in a serious manner.

"We don't believe it." Luden Fajan looked at Carney and said seriously.

Then, in front of the glass of the leopard window, there were four young guys practicing squats, a girl staring at the sleeping leopard in trance, and a child squatting in a strange posture.

Several students have seen the full version and are also learning Asian squats. Many of them have succeeded. It may be because they are young and it is not difficult to squat.

Some adults couldn't squat down and fell back. Some people who found it interesting also started squatting on the spot and tried.

Someone imitated it and someone started spreading it, and then it got out of hand. Most people in the nearby viewing area were not watching animals, but trying Asian squats.

As for the remaining small group of people, they are not looking at animals, but at people squatting in Asia.

"I, I seem to be feeling something." Luden Fajan's expression changed as he squatted down.

"Have you learned it?" Tenga Tans asked.

"No, I want to go to the bathroom. Excuse me, where is the bathroom? Does anyone know how to get to the bathroom?" Luden Fajan immediately started running, looking for the bathroom everywhere.

"Hey, I have some too, wait until I get off." Pepper Addis twisted her butt and felt it coming.

"Hey, I won't try it anymore. It's an uncomfortable posture. Even if it's a stronger posture, I'd better practice it on the bed when I get back. If you throw a stone on the ground, you'll still get some knocks, let alone your butt." Tenga Tans He hit his leg with his hand.

And the people around here have squatted and fallen too much, so they stopped squatting and returned to the normal mode of visiting the zoo. After all, this is not a suitable place for squatting.

"This may be due to the difference in bones between people, just like single eyelids and double eyelids, so some people can squat and some cannot." Falls Lucci gave up long ago.

"You can make shit out of your butt." Claudia Dove had stopped studying leopards. When she came to her senses, she immediately heard Tenga Tans' words.

"Hahahaha." Carney finally couldn't help laughing. In fact, he wanted to laugh when Luden Fajan and Pepper Addis went to find the bathroom, but he held it back.

"Fortunately, I solved it last night." Tenga Tans lifted his pants, as if he was afraid that others wouldn't know what he had solved.

"Where are Luden and Pepper?" Claudia Dove asked.

"Of course they pooped out," Tenga Tans said with a smile.

"Not awake yet? How about we use something like that to wake up the leopard." Tenga Tansti suggested, looking at the still motionless leopard, it might be able to sleep for a whole day without being disturbed.

"No, there are so many people here." Falls Lucci said.

"Forget it, let's go shopping first and come back to see when we leave." Claudia Dove also knew that she had been delayed for a long time.

"Let's go then," said Tenga Tans, leading the way, followed by Carney and Fowles.

"Where did Luden and Pepper go to the bathroom? Maybe they can't find us when they come back." Claudia Dove said worriedly. They promised to go together and not get lost, so the professors agreed to go. outside.

"They went to the front to find the bathroom. We will meet them when they come back," Tenga Tans said.

After walking through several areas, I finally came to the large animal area. I no longer looked through the glass, but looked down.

Several depressions have been specially dug out, allowing people to overlook giant beasts. Below are tigers, lions, bears and so on. These are the most attractive to tourists.

"What? They are all sleeping." Many tourists were walking by the fence. People here spoke loudly, because there was no glass barrier, so the sound could reach the ears of lions and tigers. There were many people trying to wake them up by shouting loudly.

"The cats here are also sleeping, and my domestic cats always like to sleep too." Clodia Dove said while looking at the sleeping lions in the center of the lion field.

In a few areas, only herbivores such as elephants, giraffes, and rhinoceroses were active. Tigers and lions were sleeping on their stomachs. No matter how loud the people outside the fence shouted or tried to attract attention, it was useless.

"Today is a rest day for the No-Majs, and it is also a rest day for us. It may also be a rest day for the animals, or a rest day for the carnivores." Tenga Tans said, "It's just that there is nothing interesting in the zoo. "

"I actually want to transform into cats. My Animagus transformation wants to transform into these, especially the genus Panthera." Claudia Dove said.

"Animagus transformation is uncertain." It does not mean that you can change whatever you think. It is formed based on many aspects. Although it is not the best, it will definitely be the most suitable, depending on your personality, behavior, and preferences. It all matters. "Folse Lucci said.

"I know, but my personality is very similar to that of a leopard. Leopards are good-looking, and I'm pretty too. I also like cats. Don't I look like a cat when I walk?" Claudia· Dove said.

"So, you are probably a cat." Falls Lucci said. "As for whether you look like you when you walk, Tengka may know a little bit about it."

"It looks very much like a leopard," said Tenga Tansi. It looks like a leopard and has long legs.

"Cats are nice and can be hugged. My professor Animagus is a cat." Carney said, remembering that Professor McGonagall performed in the first class.

"The Animagus I learned will most likely come from a cat, but I don't want to be too weak. Small tabby cats are easily bullied, but leopards are different. They bully others. Of course leopards are my favorite. , is also my favorite, so I’m going to start learning it,” said Claudia Dove.

"There's nothing wrong with cats. Like Carney said, you can hold them. It's so comfortable and enjoyable." Tenga Tans closed his eyes and started to enjoy it. He didn't know whether he was enjoying touching the cat or enjoying it. Being touched.