Harry Potter's Catastrophe

"Free tasting." The fat witch said with a kind smile. She picked up a candy and handed it to Carney. Carney noticed that her fingernails were particularly long.

"I never take free stuff." Carney didn't catch the candy, he didn't even want to touch it.

There are all kinds of strange ways to perform black magic, and he is not so big-hearted as to touch it casually. Every wizard cannot underestimate it, especially this kind of person who seems to have experienced a lot of experience in society.

The wizards in the school are doing basic normal operations. Who will operate normally with you outside the school? The people on this street don't look like ordinary people.

"You can exchange it with something... don't leave, it's delicious..."

Carney was too lazy to linger and had nothing to say to the vendors.

After walking a few steps, he found that the homeless people around him were quietly approaching him, and the fat witch was pushing the cart behind and shouted, "Try one, taste one."

Carney ignored it and pressed Xiao Hei, who wanted to show up. It was too early now, and he would show them the big baby later.

After dodging several attempts by the fat witch to grab his hand, he finally saw a pet shop with a plaque on it, Hehehehe Pet Shop, the name was quite dark.

Carney went straight into the store without hesitation. The fat witch who was pestering him behind stopped outside and didn't dare to come in.

"Welcome, big business is coming. Hey hey hey."

An old Mediterranean man said in a hoarse voice. He had a long scar on his face, from his left eye to his right chin.

Ah, as expected, there are not many good-looking people here. Carney marveled at the boss's beauty for a while.

"Are there any pet eggs, snake-like ones?" Carney went straight to the point.

"Of course, I just got a batch a few days ago. It's really close to pets when they are raised from birth. Hehehe." The Mediterranean boss smiled and began to look through the inventory.

Carney looked at it casually, and saw that all the living bodies hanging outside were all strange-looking, and they were not comparable to the ordinary ones from the previous stores.

The pets here seem to be very capable of fighting. After Carney entered the store, a few of them were impatient and started biting the cages, but most of them were sleeping quietly.

Among them, there is a little dragon-like guy that stands out, with a dragon head and a tiger body, and it is breathing small flames.

There is also a cat that is all scaly, with a mouth full of fangs and erect pupils without eyelids.

The only one that looked normal was an owl. It flapped its wings and flew up, with a snake's tail replacing its original feet.

"Dong dong dong." Carney was attracted by a sealed iron box. There seemed to be something sealed inside. It was sealed on all sides. Carney didn't know what it was.

Carney wanted to knock it, but the Mediterranean boss was already coming out.

"All the snake eggs are here. Hey hey hey." said the boss of Mediterranean. He took out two boxes, which were full of snake eggs of different sizes.

It seems that the name of this store is related to the Mediterranean boss talking, and he will say hey hey after every sentence.

"I suspect you are playing with colors, and I have proof." Carney looked at the two boxes of eggs.

"What? Did you mean eggs? Hey hey hey." The Mediterranean boss couldn't understand Carney's modern language. "This looks more pleasing to the eye, doesn't it? Hehehe."

Both boxes of eggs are not white eggshells. They are all painted with colors. You can choose from red, yellow, blue, green, purple, black, white, ugly, beautiful, large or small.

"That, that, I want that." Xiaobai suddenly said.

"Which one is that?" Carney responded consciously, I don't know which one it is.

Carney saw a middle-sized egg that was painted golden and looked extraordinary and expensive.

Just as he was about to reach out and pick it up to take a look, he was stopped. A cane was guarded in front of the box.

"Guest, I have to see if you can afford it. Hehehehe." The Mediterranean boss looked at him with big eyes, "If you are playing tricks on me. Hehehehe."

Carney took out a handful of gold galleons from his pocket, at least a dozen.

The Mediterranean boss's eyes immediately lit up, he pushed the box and asked with a smile.

"I don't know what kind of pet snake the customer wants, I can recommend it to you. Hehehehe."

"You can fight and you can resist." Carney picked up the golden egg that he was interested in at the beginning and thought of this. It would be a loss to really keep it as a pet.

"Don't be so upright, okay? Whatever you can fight or resist, you won't look good at first sight." I refuse the ugly Xiaobai.

It turned out that it wasn't him who took a fancy to it, but Xiaobai took a fancy to it. He didn't know how he took a fancy to it, but he didn't notice anything except that it was brightly colored and overwhelmed the other eggs.

Other eggs that look unremarkable or even don’t sell well, they are indeed not that good, don’t think about missing treasures.

It's so funny that people open a store and don't know what they are selling.

"Then this, the vine python is a good choice. It has rough skin and thick flesh. Hehehehe." The Mediterranean boss touched the largest egg.

"What kind is this?" Carney asked about the gold-painted snake egg in his hand, which was about the size of an apple.

"This is the golden horned python, the price is very expensive. Hehehehe." Mediterranean curled up his lips.

"Oh, it's a male. I don't want it anymore. I don't want it anymore." Xiaobai's voice sounded.

"How did you find out it was a male?" Carney took the egg and weighed it. How many grams did the male snake weigh more than the female snake?

"I can just find it, and it doesn't seem to have horns. Although it shouldn't be the golden-horned python he mentioned, it's not bad. Unfortunately, it's a male." Xiaobai said that it looks good.

"Boss, do you still have this egg?" Kani asked if there was any more. The male snake Kani couldn't accept it. Isn't this looking for a companion for Xiao Hei?

"Yes, there are as many as you can. Hehehe." The Mediterranean boss grinned. "If you don't buy it, I will be very angry. Hehehehe."

The Mediterranean boss then dug out a few more gold-colored eggs, which were exactly the same size.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this one is even stranger and weirder than the rare and exotic animals recorded in the Book of Mountains and Seas." Xiaobai sighed, which is enough to show that this one is not the same species as the one just now.

Looking at the evil smile of the Mediterranean boss, these are probably not even snakes, but who knows what kind of eggs.

"Are there any bird snakes here?" Carney thought of the blue bird snakes with small wings in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

Birds and snakes can be big or small, can shrink or stretch, they look like alien species, and they are good-looking. They should be able to catch the eyes of Xiaobai, but I don't know if they can still be considered snakes.

"Hahahahahaha, are you kidding me? You can afford it. Hehehehe," the Mediterranean boss laughed. "That magical animal is long gone. Hehehehe."

Carney thought about it. After all, that was when Dumbledore was young. Birds and snakes were also a few precious magical animals. Eggshells were all made of silver, which attracted people to hunt. Now fifty or sixty years later, they are even more extinct. .

Raising birds and snakes may be a way to get rich, making money from eggshells, but feeding them is a problem.

So how does Newt manage to keep a large box of magical animals and still feed them? It's difficult for him to raise a little Hei now, even though Hei is more perverted than those magical animals.

Maybe not as perverted as Thunderbird, but there will be some in the future.

The boss of Mediterranean didn't lie and said there were eggs. After all, the eggs of birds and snakes were made of silver. It would be difficult for him to disguise them, and it was impossible for his small shop to have them. .

"It looks like there's nothing I want here." Carney didn't talk nonsense to his boss.

"What! I see you..." As soon as these words came out, the boss's face changed drastically. With the scars on his face, he looked extremely ferocious. After that, he would say a few cruel words.

"Everything is forgotten!" Carney raised his hand and made a shuttle, temporarily knocking the Mediterranean boss out. The forgetting spell was a bit dizzy.

Carney cleared the memory of the vicious Mediterranean boss towards him, turned around and left. Mediterranean should wake up after a while.

After leaving the store, Carney lost confidence in the unscrupulous pet store. Not only was it unreliable, but it was also full of malice toward him. It was probably difficult for him to leave even if he bought it.