Harry Potter's Catastrophe

It was lunch time before he saw the dormitory people, and they also saw him.

"Carney came back so soon? How is it?" Ron and the others immediately surrounded him.

"Could it be that he crushed the whole field and ended it directly?" Most of the people in the dormitory thought this way, after all, Carney had already learned the Animagus transformation.

Learning the Animagus at this age can be said to be a pervert among perverts, plus Carney's transformation technique is also a first-class pervert, so they think there is nothing wrong with crushing the whole field.

"How is it possible? I just went there to get to know the way. The specific start time of the exchange meeting is not so soon." Carney explained several times, hoping that this would be the last time to explain this.

There was already a rich meal on the table, and Carney naturally started to eat without hesitation.

"Carney, you didn't eat well during the days you were there, and the food was so bad?" Seamus watched Carney eat several plates in a row. It was the first time this semester that he ate so much.

"Indeed, the food is far worse than the school cafeteria."

"So my favorite building in the school is the cafeteria." Ron grabbed the chicken leg and ate a mouthful of oil.

Chicken legs are not available every day, but they are particularly scarce this semester. I heard that there are about a hundred new people, and the school’s spending on the kitchen can’t support meat every meal.

“Why did I remember you said last time that you liked the dormitory the most.” Harry hadn’t changed his Quidditch team uniform in a hurry. His cold seemed to be better. At least he didn’t sneeze after saying a sentence.

“Carney, why are you here?” Hermione came to Carney with a copy of “How to Become a Qualified Medical Assistant”, “Are you okay?”

“The Transfiguration Exchange Meeting is not so soon. I just went to meet people and learn about it casually.” Well, now that his friends have been notified, he is too lazy to answer this question again.

“Did you really go?” Hermione looked at Carney suspiciously. He didn’t seem to be injured, but he clearly saw the wizard robe that Madam Pomfrey gave Carney in the clothes basket she brought back.

So she guessed that it was Carney on the bed, which could explain why Carney suddenly left for the exchange meeting without notifying even his best friends.

"What's wrong?" Carney didn't answer directly. He didn't know where he was or who he met. If Hermione asked in detail, it would be difficult to answer.

"Nothing." Hermione sat back in her seat, glancing at Carney from time to time.

Could it be that I guessed wrong? Carney really went to the exchange meeting, and she saw the wizard robes in the infirmary wrongly. Hermione didn't find the answer on Carney's face.

"Hermione, how is the medical assistant doing?" Harry asked. Looking at Hermione's book, he knew that she went to Madam Pomfrey.

"Very good, I suggest you go and learn it. I learned the cold potion in ten minutes, and it should take you one day to learn it." Hermione said the truth, but the literal meaning was a bit disgusting.

But they were used to it. If Hermione learned it in ten minutes, they believed it, and if they learned it in a day, they would believe it.

If you don't believe it, you can argue with Hermione. If you can argue, it is theoretically impossible.

Hermione has read so many books and can still remember them. She can hurt you from all angles. They are ignorant and can only shed tears of regret.

"That's good. I can ask you for help with minor illnesses in the future." Harry said.

"If I can help, I will be happy to treat you." Hermione said the second half of the sentence very seriously. Harry and Ron didn't feel anything. Hermione just got it wrong again.

Could it be that Hermione discovered something? Carney had finished eating and was drinking watermelon juice slowly.

He didn't reveal any flaws. The whole process was seamless. It must be that Hermione got it wrong again. It might be Ron's fault.

Seeing a kid holding a camera flash by, Carney immediately stopped him.

"Colin! Where are my photos! You actually spread the photos." Carney stopped Colin. He hadn't settled the score with him yet.

"I was forced to do it." Colin said innocently, "All the photos have been snatched away by Perillo. (Actually, they were sold)"

"The excuse is that she must have benefited from it." Carney didn't believe it. He seemed to have seen some little witches holding photos of Harry. "I guess you spread all the private photos of Harry in the hands of the first-year little witches."

"What! Mine?" Harry was laughing happily on the side, but he didn't expect that he would also fall into the clutches of the little girls.

"It was Ginny. They formed a Harry Potter club. They were numerous and powerful. I was outnumbered and..." Colin was looked at with disbelief by his idol and confessed honestly.

It was Ginny who found out that he had taken private photos of Harry and got autographs, so she and a group of girls blocked Colin and asked for photos, of course, they were not given for free.

He said it mainly because Ginny and the others were not there, otherwise he would be persecuted again.

"Colin, I gave you autographed photos in vain." Harry's face turned red. He didn't expect that he actually had this club. The group of girls must have thought about him countless times.

"I suddenly feel like I have no appetite. I'm leaving now. Don't say I said that." Colin said and then he ran away. He didn't want to eat lunch anymore. Harry wanted to tear him apart. "Harry, isn't this good?" Ron smiled evilly and was a little envious. He was not liked by any girl.

"Harry, you should find out who are the members of your club." Seamus was more concerned about this, or maybe he was concerned about whether the beautiful elementary school girl he noticed when he was sorted was in it.

"I don't want to go. I have to go with you." Harry felt that he could no longer look directly at most of the female Gryffindor classmates.

"Hermione, you can go and ask around," Seamus said.

"I don't have time to go, it's really boring." Hermione didn't have that kind of time.

She has known about the Harry Potter Club for a long time. Ginny even asked her if she wanted to join. Ginny also asked many second- and third-year seniors and gained many members.

Hermione did not join, but promised to keep Ginny's secret a secret.

"Ron, your sister is in charge, you can ask." Seamus looked at Ron. Hermione was unwilling to go to Ron.

"I'm not going, it's too weird. Dear sister, can you tell me how many Harry Potter fans there are?" Ron demonstrated it again and his face went numb.

"Oh, please forgive me, I still want to leave a normal image of a brother in her heart." Ron said.

Harry was blushing all the way to his neck, even Ron was surprised, and he felt even more uncomfortable.

Hermione did not participate in their conversation, and kept looking askance at Carney from time to time.

"What's wrong with Hermione?" Carney noticed that Hermione had been staring at him, and he also looked at himself. There was nothing wrong.

"It's nothing, I just feel that time is tighter." Hermione was eating lunch and had to take time to study at Madam Pomfrey's, although the infirmary was not usually busy.

Hermione's time has not been relaxed. It would be much easier if the two hundred books were removed.

Carney doesn't like to make plans, and plans can't keep up with changes.

"Senior Carney! Didn't you go to the exchange meeting?" Perillo held a plate beside them so that he could talk to Carney easily.

"School girl, at such a young age, study is still the most important thing." Carney didn't want to explain it again and started to talk about the truth.

"You should read more books at this age. It will be very helpful in the future. You don't have to spend money on meaningless things."

"I think it's very meaningful, and I've read more than thirty books in the library." Perillo said casually, "I haven't missed my homework or study."

"I think what the teacher taught is very simple. I can learn it as soon as possible. I even deliberately read all the second grade books." Perillo turned up her little nose, looking forward to Senior Carney's praise.

"Can you understand?" Ron was surprised. He was still a little confused by the first-grade books, and even more confused by the second-grade books. He couldn't stand it without the teacher explaining it.

"Of course, I almost memorized it." Perillo said matter-of-factly.

"Ahem~" I didn't expect someone more ruthless than Hermione. A first grader can already memorize second grade content.

"Then you should memorize it and read it." Hermione was the first to express disbelief. She didn't memorize the second-grade textbooks when she was in the first grade. She read them all in the library.

If she could memorize it after reading it, it would definitely be faster than her.

Perillo then performed the recitation of the introductory reading for the Transfiguration class and the recitation of the first chapter of the History of Magic book, which are the two textbooks with the largest number of words.

They knelt down completely, and judging by the look on Hermione's face, she must have recited it correctly.

"That's right. There are so many books in the library. You should really look at them all. Hey, do you see what's under the table?"

Carney didn't plan to stay in the restaurant after eating, so he got up and slipped out of the restaurant after distracting Perillo.