Harry Potter: It's just a billion points of dark magic

Azkaban, inside the principal's office.

"Master Lai, the shop in Diagon Alley has been renovated." Sang Biao said respectfully, "Look, when will we open for business?"

"Don't worry!" Lester took a sip of his coffee and said calmly, "Before opening, I plan to advertise for Rocket Crossbow."

"Advertising?" Sangbiao looked puzzled. Sangbiao, who only knows how to use the killing curse to blow other people's heads, finds it difficult to understand the advanced business concept of advertising.

Lester looked disgusted, waved his hands, and said, "Okay, I can't explain it to you, go and call Leonard and Brian over."

The wretched old man Leona, besides himself, is the old man who knows the language best in Azkaban!

Brian, the former Quidditch superstar, is now the captain of the Azkaban Quidditch Prison Team and the professor of the Snitch class.

Lester thinks that in Azkaban, if anyone wants to find someone with a brain, it is Leonard.

A few minutes later, Leona and Brian came to the principal's office, and Lester also told them about his plan to advertise.

"Advertising?" Leonard was also puzzled for a moment, and then immediately excitedly said: "Master Lai is amazing, I feel that advertising is very necessary!"

"Our rocket crossbow has the best performance in the entire magic world, but no one knows, and no one will buy it then."

"So we have to make an advertisement to let everyone know the performance of our rocket crossbow."

Brian was also very happy. He advertised a broomstick like the rocket crossbow, and even asked him to come. Isn't that just letting him go out of the country?

It's so cool, becoming a big star and advertising for broomsticks is the lifelong dream of every Quidditch player.

"Master Lai, I would like to appear in your commercial!" Brian was very excited and said first.

Lester gave Brian a very weird look, and asked again worriedly: "Really willing?"

"real!"

"I'll ask you one last time. If you really want to, answer carefully. You can't go back on your word this time!"

"Yes, Lord Lai, I, Brian, am willing, even a hundred times, I am willing too!"

Brian said loudly, isn't it just to shoot an advertisement for the broomstick? Why would he not want such a good thing!

Master Lai is also true. He made an advertisement and said that it was like asking him to surrender his life to be a death squad. As for asking so many times?

"Great!" Lester clapped his hands excitedly, took out two A4 papers that he had prepared earlier, and handed them to Brian and Leonard.

"This is the plot of the ad I prepared for you. Leonor, you are the chief director in charge of planning, and you, Brian, are the only leading actor in the ad. Be good!"

"Thank you Lord Lai!" Brian was very excited, his eyes were shining with a powerful light. He, Brian, the former Quidditch genius, was about to return to the public eye.

Brian has always seen the power of Master Lai's Azkaban Group in the magic world, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is overshadowed by one hand.

This kind of boss wants to shoot an advertisement in person, even if it is a piece of shit, it can become popular in the entire magic world.

What's more, how could the commercials shot by Master Lai be shit? Definitely the best of the best.

With excitement, Brian began to flip through the plot of Lester's improved advertisement. After a few minutes, Brian's expression froze.

"What's the matter, Brian, do you have any suggestions for the content of the advertisement?" Lester asked with a smile.

Brian: "."

Looking at the smiling Lester, Brian forcibly swallowed the complaints that came to his lips, but his expression was still the same as that of a dead mother.

"Master Lai, do you really intend to let Sangbiao and the others chase me down on a broomstick, and then I'll take them around the entire Diagon Alley?"

Brian couldn't believe his eyes. Lester's ad was nothing like the one he believed in.

The other advertisements were all staged after setting up the venue, but Master Lai's advertisement was actually a fucking real shot!

It would be fine if only his own people like Sangbiao chased him down. In the advertisement, there would even be an unknown black wizard.

The content of the advertisement is very simple and crude.

As the protagonist Brian, the task is also very simple. You only need to come to the Foley family in Knockturn Alley, in front of the ancestral house, cast a few blasting curses on their ancestral house, and then curse the ancestor of the Foley family eighteen generation.

At that time, the Foley family will definitely be furious and send people to chase and kill Brian, and Brian only needs to ride a broomstick and escape.

"Of course, don't worry, Sangbiao and the others will protect you!" Lester reassured: "And think about it, only real shots can show the power of our rocket crossbows, and we can compete with rubbish like the Nimbus 2000." Brooms have contrast."

Leicester knew that he couldn't control Brian's pressure, but also needed to give him some benefits.

"You kid can have fun secretly if you can be the protagonist. At that time, I will call the entire magic world and all the editors of the newspapers to take pictures for you."

"You dodge the death-killing curse. Bah. Your heroic posture when you dodge those insignificant little curses that won't kill people will also be faithfully recorded by the camera."

"I'll tell you the truth. I've already prepared ten of the most popular newspapers in the magic world, including the Daily Prophet. As long as you perform well, the newspapers will be full of your heroic figure of avoiding the curse for a whole month!"

"How about it, dare you say a word!"

"Master Lai, needless to say, I did it!" Brian blushed excitedly, and said loudly: "A man was born between heaven and earth, how can he be depressed and live under others for a long time!"

"I, Brian, will go to practice flying skills now, and I will definitely show you a good performance, so that you won't lose face!"

After speaking, Brian left with a rocket crossbow in his hand.

After Bryan left, the wretched old man Leona finally spoke: "Master Lai, can he bear to bully Brian so much?"

Different from the content on Brian's A4 paper, as the director, the wretched old man naturally had a few more lines on the A4 paper.

For example, spreading rumors that Brian is actually the counterfeit drug dealer.

Hit the sap of the patriarchs of several pure-blooded dark wizard families, took nude photos, and threatened them in the name of Brian.

They even specially transported a group of radical wizards from the Soviet Union riding big trees, and told them that Brian was actually Dumbledore's lackey, and that it was the inferior potion that Brian had spread in the Soviet Union.

At that time, it is estimated that most of the wizarding world will send people to hunt down poor Brian. Can this former Quidditch star really stand it?

"Don't worry!" Lester patted the wretched old man Leonard on the shoulder, and said lightly, "Brian is a lucky boy, so nothing will happen to him."

"And when the time comes, I will go with him, his life is absolutely safe!"

"That's it, you are in charge of the arrangements. Three days later, on Saturday, when Diagon Alley has the most people, I want to see the commercial shooting!"