Harry Potter: Hello the Dark Lord

It was only at 7:30 in the morning that old alcoholic Blue remembered to open the door for Qin Weijie, which was a full half an hour later than the original time.

"Hehe... I drank a bit too much last night... hiccup!"

Blue said with a smile, and burped again. Then he familiarly took out the jug from the inner pocket of his clothes, and drank it again.

Qin Weijie rolled his eyes at Blue: "Sir, you'd better drink less bars, too much is bad for your health."

"Hiccup... What does a little brat know, would you like to accompany me for a drink..."

"You are instigating minors to drink!" Qin Weijie scolded and left, ignoring the drunk Mr. Blue.

He left the dungeon with dark circles under his eyes. Qin Weijie simply washed up in the bathroom on the first floor before heading to the Ravenclaw lounge. He wanted to take a book and go to class, but then he remembered that there is no class on Saturday...

Who knew that Qin Weijie was dumbfounded when he reached the Ravenclaw Tower.

The entire spiral staircase was full of Ravenclaw students lying on their backs, all of them like corpses.

"Fuck, follow me!? Is this the weekend routine of Ravenclaw masters? What's wrong with this Nima!?" Qin Weijie couldn't help but complain.

Afterwards, Qin Weijie found Elena Rufaen, whom he knew well, among the countless corpses.

"What's the situation?" Qin Weijie asked after shaking the little loli Elena.

"Ugh..." Elena rubbed her black panda eyes and said pitifully, "No one could answer Mr. Eagle's question yesterday, so we all slept in the corridor."

"I wipe!? What's the problem?"

"It's like, 'Tom always likes to break the alarm clock in his house, but why does Mom always ask Dad who can't repair clocks to fix it?'" Elena said without waking up.

Qin Weijie: "..."

First, let's observe a moment of silence for the brothers and sisters of Ravenclaw, I really didn't mean to trick you...

At this moment, the talkative man lying beside Yiliana woke up, looked at Qin Weijie with a wary expression, and then explained:

"Professor Lester has been discussing with Mr. Eagle since yesterday afternoon, but Mr. Eagle just doesn't want to open the door. Principal Dippet came last night, but he still can't get in."

"Didn't the school say how to solve it?" Qin Weijie asked again

"The principal said last night that if the school can't open the door this morning, a new lounge will be arranged..." Elena explained in a sleepy manner, rubbing her sleepy eyes.

Seeing the familiar conversation between Yiliana and Qin Weijie, the stubborn man on the side was going crazy, but at this time it was not easy to attack, so he could only sneer: "Some people are really lucky, at least there was a place to sleep last night. , Humph! I deducted 18 points from the academy on the first day of school, but I still have a place to sleep, no reason..."

Listening to the talkative man's words, many people who had woken up looked at Qin Weijie with contempt in their eyes.

A first-year freshman deducted 18 points from the academy on the first day of school.

Qin Weijie is really the number one person in ancient and modern times!

I wipe it, the disaster will lead to the east? Plan to isolate me! ? I didn't say that I wanted to rob you of the horse, so what the **** are you doing against me! You want to pick up girls based on your ability... Also, little brother, if you have long hair, you can learn to pick girls from others. My lord, I was in my twenties in my previous life and I was still single based on my strength!

Qin Weijie became angrier the more he thought about it, and then pulled up Elena, helped her to straighten her messy hair, deliberately made it a little more intimate, and then spoke in a gentle voice in Elena's ear.

"Come on, I'll take you in to sleep."

It might be a question of wording. It felt like Qin Weijie was driving, but there was no evidence.

Elena blushed and said weakly, "You... can you go in?"

"Hehe, can he go in? He was the one who took the longest time to answer the questions that night. If he could go in, I would sleep in the corridor in the future!"

Qin Weijie ignored the talkative man, pulled up Elena and walked to the door of the lounge.

clap clap clap!

He continued to slap Mr. Eagle's beak.

"Don't, don't! Don't slap your face! Who, don't let people sleep, I said that no one can go in if I can't answer it!" Mr. Ying said angrily.

"Mom asked Dad to fix Tom!" Qin Weijie said to Mr. Ying.

Mr. Ying looked up and saw Qin Weijie. He was about to say hello, but was startled by Qin Weijie's wink, and then he saw that there were many Ravenclaw students around.

Mr. Ying didn't want all the students to know that he was stumped by Qin Weijie, so he simply said: "You got the right answer, hey hey hey! You idiots, don't hurry up, you can follow him in."

"Really!?"

"Who is this child?"

"The answer to that question was unexpected, not according to normal logic..."

"From a logical point of view, we are complicating a simple problem."

The Ravenclaw students were amazed at Qin Weijie's wit and finally allowed to enter, which made many students happy.

"By the way, Mr. Ying, I made a bet with the gentleman over there. He said that if I can answer this question correctly, he will sleep in the corridor in the future. I hope you will be a witness." Qin Weijie pointed to the talkative man and said to Mr. Ying. . UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

Mr. Ying pretended to be deep and said: "Okay, I see, he won't even think about going in this year."

"Hey, no... what's the situation!?" The talkative man was stunned.

Looking at the students who all entered the lounge in one breath, the talkative man was sluggish on the spot. Mr. Ying fulfilled his promise and did not let him in.

On the empty spiral staircase corridor, he is swaying in the wind alone

…

On this day, two anecdotes spread wildly in Hogwarts.

The first anecdote was that the Ravenclaw students were collectively locked in front of the lounge door last night, and even the principal couldn't get in. No one opened the lounge door until morning.

The second anecdote, Peeves and the **** Barrow are crazy.

Peeves' pranks have become more unscrupulous. He is insane and lawless. He dares to play tricks on anyone. Of course, except for the **** Barrow, Peeves seems to be very afraid of the **** Barrow now.

At the same time, the blood man Barrow also became sometimes stupid and sometimes violent.

When he was stupid, he didn't like to talk. He always stayed on the observatory humming and chirping. Some people said he was spending his boring time, some people said he was watching the scenery.

When he is irritable, he has a temper, which makes other ghosts a little afraid of him. Although he is irritable, he never bullies other ghosts. Of course, except for Peeves, every time Peeves provokes the **** Barrow, he will Beat up Peeves.

As to why they are crazy, no one knows, but some people speculate: ghosts who are old are prone to mental disorders.

After all, the **** Barrow and Peeves are already the oldest ghosts in this school. They were both the first batch of students at Hogwarts, and they are almost a thousand years old.