Harry Potter: Dark Alchemy

Perhaps Lockhart himself is not aware of this problem, but Wright believes that most people in the school will still think of Lockhart and the so-called "Valentine's Day surprise" he brought today, whether it is for many professors or For all the students, it can be considered a complete disaster.

For a whole day, those rough dwarves dressed up as little cupids kept breaking into the classrooms where students were attending classes. While rudely interrupting the professors' normal lectures, they also had no bottom line and directly violated the rules in public. Read out the Valentine's Day cards that students give each other to their sweethearts.

Although the professors usually wait until these dwarves finish reading the greeting cards in a loud voice, then they will be kicked out of the classroom immediately, but the other dwarves will still break into the classroom one after another and repeat the farce from a few minutes ago. This made all the teachers except Lockhart feel extremely depressed.

In addition, students who become a little blushing after receiving greeting cards are often laughed at loudly or ridiculed by other students.

As one of the most famous students in the school, Wright has unimaginably high popularity among a group of girls.

Especially although Wright is only in the third grade now, due to the extra two years spent in the time corridor, coupled with his usual behavior, from the outside, Wright looks almost like a graduated student. While this makes the age barrier that is supposed to play a role meaningless, it also makes many girls go crazy.

With this special "Valentine's Day surprise" carefully prepared by Lockhart, many girls will have the courage to anonymously send Wright a Valentine's Day card, including some hot-tempered and unabashedly enthusiastic seniors.

During the first class in the morning, Wright had to walk out of the classroom more than ten times in succession to receive all kinds of messages from the dwarves. But no matter how much he emphasized to the dwarfs, they would still come to the classroom without hesitation and call Wright out again.

And you know, there are nearly a thousand people in Hogwarts as a whole, and there are four to five hundred girls.

So later, in order to avoid frequent interruptions in class time, Wright turned on his shadow perception with all his strength, and before the dwarves walked to the corridor outside and broke into the classroom, he sneaked out from the back door of the classroom and stopped them. they.

The professors did not express dissatisfaction with Wright's seemingly reckless actions, but instead secretly approved of his actions. It seems that it is more acceptable to the professors to let Wright solve this problem alone than to have dwarves rush into the classroom and interrupt their concentrated teaching.

But what made Wright feel the most uncomfortable was not just the Valentine's Day cards and love poems sent by the dwarves, which were of varying quality (actually the quality was very similar, they were all weird and shoddy), but the one from Chang Chu that was getting darker and darker. His face, as well as the soft flesh on his waist that was getting more and more bruised.

For other students, perhaps the most disastrous thing they think is that although these dwarfs are restricted by the contract signed with Lockhart and cannot refuse the task of giving greeting cards given to them by students, but However, the dwarves like and have the right and ability to add or modify some of their own favorite words in those congratulatory messages.

Of course, dwarves would never use words as elegantly as students.

What makes Wright feel a little fortunate is that it seems that because of what he said in the morning, the dwarfs will still read the love poem on the Valentine's Day card without changing it word for word when they give him a Valentine's Day card. Otherwise, , he probably has to be like...

"Harry, this morning...are you okay now?" Wright drove away Fred and George who were noisy, and patted Harry's shoulder comfortingly.

Harry didn't speak, just smiled reluctantly at Wright, and then walked with Ron to a remote corner of the Gryffindor table where there were fewer people and sat down.

Hermione glanced at Chang Chu who was sitting at the Ravenclaw table from a distance, and then trotted over to sit with Harry and Ron. Although Ron, a fool, had secretly mocked her for giving Professor Lockhart a Valentine's Day card in the morning, Hermione said that she had a lot of them and didn't care about these trivial things.

But even though Harry had made such a concession, there were still many students in the auditorium secretly pointing at him and vaguely talking about love poems.

Yes, among the students today, what stood in stark contrast to the high-quality love poem that Wright received while eating in the morning was the letter that Harry received during the morning break. The dwarf who delivered the letter at that time There was also a piece of music specially set for that poem. The most famous and shocking sentence in that oral letter is:

His eyes were as green as freshly pickled toads.

Although he didn't know whether this message was maliciously tampered with by the dwarves, in his two lifetimes, this was the first time that Wright saw someone using such words to describe the color of other people's eyes.

Freshly pickled toad, tsk!

Wright didn't know whether Ginny wanted to scold Harry or praise him.

Even if there was once a super straight man who didn't know the style and only knew how to play with magical animals, he said to his future wife: Your eyes are as charming as a salamander.

As for the straight girl Ginny, you don’t need to introduce new things from the old, right?

Freshly pickled toad? Beautiful emerald. Doesn’t it smell good?

And the seriousness of the problem is that this sentence has been promoted by the Weasley twins who are afraid of chaos in the world. Relying on the popularity and influence of these two brothers among students, this love poem with unknown meaning (?) It became popular throughout Hogwarts Castle at a speed that ordinary people could not understand.

Even when Wright came over to comfort Harry just now, Fred and George were still singing loudly beside Harry, "His eyes are as green as freshly pickled toads." This is why Wright drove them away just now. s reason.

Wright glanced at Harry silently and found that they were still lowering their heads, pretending not to hear what was going on outside the window. He had to give up temporarily and wanted to ask Harry if he had found out what he had done. The function of that diary can detect what happened fifty years ago.

Wright turned around and wanted to touch his waist while pretending to be unaware, but the moment he touched the waist of his clothes, his face immediately distorted. Having been grabbed at the same spot all morning, even the bones can be pinched, not to mention the soft flesh of the waist that has no bones.

At this moment, another dwarf suddenly walked towards Wright, holding a pink envelope in his hand.

Without even thinking about it, Wright knew what was written in it. It must be another Valentine's Day card written by someone, and it was most likely a love poem at the level of a primary school student. There might be a few typos on it.

Wright wasn't kidding.

Because Hogwarts does not offer English classes, these students who have been attending school since graduating from elementary school at the age of eleven are still semi-literate outside of junior high school. In fact, those who have attended elementary school are only students from the ordinary world. People from the wizarding world have not even attended kindergarten.

Therefore, do not expect students’ language proficiency to reach a very good level. In fact, if it weren't for the fact that almost all courses only use some nouns specific to the magical world, I believe many students would not even know how to write after-class papers.

But even so, many students still make many scattered grammatical errors in the process of writing after-class papers.

Of course, after they graduate from school, the wizarding society will teach them how to use grammar correctly. This is especially true if someone is committed to contributing to newspapers or even professional journals.

But this is a bit far-fetched.

In the auditorium on the first floor of the castle, the students who noticed that the dwarf sent a greeting card to Wright all cast their eyes with concern. They were looking forward to what the letter would be, and whether it would be Just like in the morning, it's a quality love poem, or some other funny or affectionate confession.

Gossip is a timeless part of human nature.

However, Wright did not let the dwarf read the greeting card directly as the students wanted.

Instead, Wright was the first to ask it: "Wait a minute, is this card for me?"

"Yes!" The bearded dwarf nodded. The next moment he tore open the envelope, but before he could read it out, Wright snatched the greeting card out of his hand.

"If it's given to me, I should have the right to take it away directly, right?" Wright asked.

"Can!"

"Okay, now I also have a letter that I want to entrust you to send to someone else." Wright didn't even look at what was written on the letter in his hand. He took out his wand and turned the broken letter paper into a clean and tidy one. Bamboo yellow letterhead.

Without using a pen, Wright directly carved a line of words on the letterhead with his wand.

"Okay, you can send this letter to the girl sitting at the Ravenclaw table now. No need to read it, just give it to her directly." After Wright folded the letter, he handed it over again. He looked at the dwarf in front of him and said, "That's the cute black-haired girl. Her name is Chang Chu. She's easy to recognize."

"No problem!" The dwarf nodded heavily and left directly from where he was.

A moment later, Chang Chu got the first Valentine's Day card she received today from the dwarf's hand.

I saw it read:

"I know that girls are born to be unreasonably beautiful creatures, but can you stop pinching one side of your body all the time?"

Chang Chu raised his head and looked towards Wright.

Wright returned a bright smile, and she polished her fine silver teeth.