Hanyu: I Really Have Superpowers
Chapter 72 Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha! (3,000-Word Chapter)
While eating, drinking and chatting, Li Zhian drank a can of beer before he knew it.
Unsurprisingly, with a small amount of alcohol, she was already quite drunk, her little face was redder, her words had become more frequent, and her aunt laughed several times.
At this moment, she blushed and said to Zheng Xing, "Zheng Xing Oppa, do you still have beer in your dormitory?"
Cui Xueli was stunned: "..."
Zheng Xing couldn't help laughing and crying: "Do you still want to drink?"
Li Zhian nodded calmly: "Well, I want to drink some more."
Only after I finished speaking did I realize that I seemed to be... as if I had lost my dignity, so I added in a low voice, "Just a little."
Zheng Xing: "You are already quite drunk. If you drink again, you will be really drunk."
Li Zhian: "It's good to be drunk. I want to experience the feeling of being drunk."
Zheng Xing couldn't help laughing and laughing even more, thinking to himself: Even if you vomit, you won't know what it's like to be drunk!
He knew that in her previous life, she drank too much and vomited for the first time, but he said in an interview that he didn't know what it was like to be drunk.
Cui Xueli had already reacted, not only did not dissuade him, but said to Zheng Xing: "Since Zhixing Erni wants to drink, Zheng Xing Oppa will go get her another can of beer."
She is rebellious in her bones and wants to see Li Zhian drunk!
Li Zhian gave Cui Xueli a compliment in his heart this time, thinking that this time Shirley had the vision and showed his loyalty!
Without any hesitation, Zheng Xing got up and went to his dormitory on the second floor to get a beer.
He really wanted to dote on Li Zhian.
Moreover, when Li Zhian drank for the first time three days ago, he only drank a glass of soju, but he was a little drunk, not too drunk.
At that time, Zheng Xing wanted to see this girl drunk, thinking that her face would be flushed, she should keep making big mom laughs, and she would talk a lot...
At that time, Zheng Xing believed that such an opportunity would come soon, and it didn't take long.
It's just that he didn't expect it to come so quickly, three days later today!
In addition, Zheng Xing also has a selfish heart.
Three days ago, Li Zhian drank for the first time and shared it with many people.
If she was drunk today, she would just share it with Zheng Xing and Cui Xueli. Considering that Cui Xueli didn't drink, she would share it with Zheng Xing alone!
But this time, Zheng Xing only took a can of beer and planned to drink half a can with Li Zhian each.
With Li Zhian's small amount of alcohol, if he drinks half a can of beer, he will be drunk, and if he drinks another can of beer, he may vomit.
Zheng Xing wanted to see how she looked when she was drunk, but she couldn't bear to make her vomit. Vomiting was more uncomfortable than being drunk.
When he was going upstairs with a can of beer, Zheng Xing suddenly thought of Li Zhian's large number of male fans.
The national sister now has a large number of male fans in South Korea, ranging from teenagers, young people to middle-aged uncles...
"The majority of Zhian's male fans, if they knew that I had drunk their national sister today, would they tear me apart?"
Zheng Xing thought quietly in his heart and walked into Li Zhian's dormitory.
"Why did you only take a can of beer?" It was Cui Xueli who asked the question. This girl is really watching the fun and doesn't think it's a big deal.
Zheng Xing: "One can of beer is enough for Zhian and I. If Zhian is allowed to drink another can, she may vomit and feel uncomfortable."
Li Zhian has no opinion on this, but quietly thought in his heart: I have to drink this half can of beer slowly, so that I can drink with Zheng Xing Oppa for a while.
The reason why she wanted to drink again was not only because she wanted to experience the feeling of being drunk, but also because she wanted to drink more with Zheng Xing.
...
Zheng Xing: "Xue Li, since you are a relative of Zhian, let me ask you a question about Zhian."
Li Zhian, whose face was already flushing red, had a cute face: "About me?"
Cui Xueli blinked her watery eyes and asked curiously, "What's the problem?"
Zheng Xing: "If Zhian seems to have no energy, what is the most likely reason?"
Cui Xueli thought about it and said, "Sick?"
Zheng Xing shook his head.
Li Zhian also replied: "Tired?"
Zheng Xing shook his head again.
The two girls were stunned, and Li Zhian couldn't wait to ask, "What's the reason?"
Zheng Xing said with a smile, "If Zhian doesn't seem in good spirits, she might be ill, she might be tired, but the most likely reason is... she's hungry!"
Li Zhian suddenly let out a unique aunt smile: "Ahahahaha..."
Cui Xueli also laughed: "Hahahaha..."
Although Zheng Xing is joking, this joke is serious!
Because Li Zhian likes to eat very much and gets hungry easily, so he often loses energy because he is hungry.
Zheng Xing: "Sherry, you already know, I'm a fan of Zhian, but there's one thing you don't know yet."
The blushing Li Zhian hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?"
Cui Xue stared at Zheng Xing with watery eyes.
Zheng Xing said with a smile, "Before, when Zhian and I didn't know each other, whenever I watched TV and she appeared on TV, my eyes immediately became very round."
As he spoke, he stared wide-eyed, looking funny.
Apparently, he was deliberately joking!
Li Zhian gave out a unique aunt smile: "Ahahahahaha..."
Cui Xueli followed and laughed: "Hahahaha..."
Zheng Xing continued to smile and said, "Even now, sometimes when I see Zhian, my eyes become very round."
Li Zhian: "Why have I never met?"
Zheng Xing: "As your fan, of course I want to maintain a handsome image in front of you."
"So every time I face you, I will control my eyes so that they don't become round, and when you turn around, make them very round."
"So every time I see you, I have to work hard to control my eyes."
Li Zhian gave out a unique aunt smile: "Ahahahahaha..."
Cui Xueli followed and laughed: "Hahahaha..."
Zheng Xing: "I told you about this, you won't take me as a lecher, will you?"
Li Zhian immediately shook his head: "No."
Cui Xueli smiled and said, "It's a little lewd!"
Saying this, she actually knew in her heart that Zheng Xing was deliberately joking!
Zheng Xing: "There is a saying, I don't know if you have heard of it."
The blushing Li Zhian still hurriedly asked, "What?"
Cui Xueli still stared at Zheng Xing with watery eyes, thinking that this Oppa must be funny again!
Zheng Xing: "This sentence goes like this: A good-looking person may have a legend, a novel, or a prose in his life."
"You two are both good-looking and beautiful, so your life is a legend, a novel, and a prose!"
"I'm different, my life is a joke bag, because I don't look good."
Li Zhian gave out a unique aunt smile: "Ahahahahaha..."
Cui Xueli followed and laughed: "Hahahaha..." =
Li Zhian said while smiling: "Zheng Xing Oppa is also a handsome guy!"
Cui Xueli nodded in approval, although Zheng Xing is definitely not very handsome, but he is barely a handsome guy.
Moreover, he has both musical talent and charm. After spending a long time with him, he will feel more and more handsome. Well, Li Zhian is like this!
Zheng Xing changed the subject again: "By the way, there is one more question I want to ask you."
The blushing Li Zhian still hurriedly asked, "What's the problem?"
Cui Xueli still stared at Zheng Xing with watery eyes, thinking that this Oppa must be funny!
Zheng Xing: "Are you afraid of ghosts?"
The so-called ghosts and gods in South Korea are equivalent to ghosts in China.
Li Zhian nodded decisively: "I'm afraid!"
Cui Xueli nodded, "I'm afraid!"
The answers of the two were as expected by Zheng Xing.
He knew that Li Zhian was not too timid but not too timid. She was afraid of ghosts. In her previous life, when she filmed "Hotel del Luna", she would sometimes be so scared that she couldn't sleep.
And Cui Xueli, despite her rebelliousness in her bones, is actually less courageous than Li Zhian, and more afraid of ghosts than Li Zhian.
Li Zhian couldn't wait to ask: "Zheng Xing Oppa, why are you suddenly asking us this question?"
Zheng Xing was suddenly stunned, and suddenly thought in his heart: Shirley, who was timid and afraid of ghosts, died so early in her previous life, which shows that she is really fed up, alas!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh, so much that he didn't answer Li Zhian's question for a while.
Cui Xueli reminded: "Zheng Xing Oppa, what is Zhixing Ouni asking about you!"
Zheng Xing reacted and immediately suppressed the sigh in his heart, squeezed out a smile and said, "I'm also afraid of ghosts and gods. Recently I heard a story about ghosts and gods."
Cui Xueli was a little scared: "Is it scary?"
Zheng Xing smiled: "It's not scary, it's an interesting story."
The blushing Li Zhian hurriedly urged, "Tell us about it."
Cui Xueli hurriedly stared at Zheng Xing with watery eyes, thinking expectantly: This Oppa is quite funny, and the story to be told this time must be funny too!
Zheng Xing said: "There was a drunken man who was drunk. He came home late at night and said to his wife: Wife, there are ghosts and spirits in our house."
"His wife asked in confusion: How can there be ghosts?"
"The drunk man said: The ghosts and gods are in the bathroom. As soon as I opened the door of the bathroom, the light came on, and the typhoon was chilling."
"His wife immediately slapped him in the face and scolded: "Why are you urinating in the refrigerator again!"
Li Zhian gave out a unique aunt smile: "Ahahahahaha..."
Cui Xueli followed and laughed: "Hahahaha..."
This time, the two girls laughed extra loudly. Compared with Zheng Xing's previous jokes, they thought this joke was even more funny!
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