Guard With a Knife

Frankly speaking, LeBron James didn't play badly tonight.

But, he ran into Snoopy.

As Snoopy hit a three-pointer on the spot, Jimmy Butler cut off the connection between James and Wade with a dive-like pounce, slapped the basketball to the little Duke, and Snoopy rushed to In the frontcourt, when the army was chaotic, the ball was passed to Korver in the bottom corner. Korver went up and down, and it was another three-pointer.

The point difference widened to 16 points, heading towards 20 points.

And this is just the Bulls' rotation.

The depth of Miami's lineup is far worse than that of the Bulls... Mr. McGrady said sourly in the commentary.

His entire chest was empty now, as if his heart had forgotten to beat.

The gambling game the night before yesterday was a huge torture for him tonight. As the game gradually came to an end, it had become an inflammation of the ulcer. Charles around him became more and more enthusiastic about talking to Smith. Pitch: Hey Kenny! What do you think of this ball? Kenny! Do you like the way Snoopy assists? Kenny...Kenny! !

This will make him can't help but think of a female donkey that the show crew didn't know where it was pulled. Anyway, as long as Buckley hangs the name 'Kenny' around his neck... God, this sounds It's like a joke from the last century. In fact, when Barkley kissed the ass of that donkey, he was playing for the Magic in Orlando and was about to win his first career scoring title

Unexpectedly, the time went round and round, and now it was his turn to kiss the donkey, and it was because of a Chinese.

Mr. McGrady shook his head helplessly.

At the same time, after a long ideological struggle, when the fans at the American Airlines Center were almost half gone, the stubborn Spoelstra finally chose to replace the main players.

At this time, there are only 2 and a half minutes left before the end of the game.

The Heat are already behind by 23 points, and if they continue to play, they will not produce any positive effects except to make the score more ugly.

LeBron's performance tonight was beyond reproach, although a smug Barkley teased him in the commentary booth that he was just pretending to work hard. But 36 points, 8 rebounds, 8 assists, 2 steals and 1 block on 15 of 25 shots can be said to be impeccable.

Actually. Dwyane Wade also had 23 points and 6 assists, plus Chris Bosh's 18 points and 12 rebounds.

The Big Three all played very well.

However, when the opponent's core point guard scored 26 assists in a single game, nine of the team scored in double figures. No matter how good your performance is, it will only increase the enjoyment of the game, and at most add the prefix of defeat is glorious to the result.

As both sides replaced their main players, the meaning of this game extended from the court to the bench.

The audience who stayed in front of the TV were more concerned about what kind of harsh language Charles Barkley would use to stimulate McGrady at the moment.

This of course includes Kobe Bryant.

And Barkley did not disappoint the audience in front of the TV.

When the Bulls' Jimmy Butler threw the basketball out of bounds with a three-point shot, Barkley suddenly asked: Hey, Tracy, do you think the arc of this shot is very similar to a volleyball out of bounds?

Forehead…….

Tracey,

Do you think the Heat can perform miracles at the United Center next game?

Forehead…….

Tracey. Did you see the mascot on the sideline? Doesn't he look a little like Kenny the cow?

Forehead…….

Under this almost tortured questioning, Mr. McGrady became enlightened.

He is very closed.

He didn't even respond to Kenny handing him water.

His bewildered eyes clearly express the three major problems plaguing mankind: Who am I? where am i what am i doing

This is in stark contrast to his high spirits before the game.

After years of waiting, the electronic buzzer sounded at the end of the game, and McGrady finally breathed a sigh of relief. This nightmarish public execution was finally over.

He is sadder and more frustrated than the Heat players.

At least...Dwyane Wade and LeBron James both walked over to shake hands with Snoopy after the game. Wade even said in Snoopy's ear: You deserve this victory. But I will definitely win the next game.

Everyone is very sportsmanlike.

Tracy didn't care so much, he took off his headphones and left the seat the second the game was over.

He told the director: Sorry, I may need to take a break.

The director understood him.

After all, Charles is always so unkind when it comes to Snoopy, look at Tracy, his lips are bloody white, God knows how many times he has bitten secretly in this game.

While Snoopy and Dwyane Wade hugged politely, TNT interviewed Joakim Noah, who had a perfect hedge of 15 points and 15 rebounds tonight. But he started talking about volleyball: This game tells us the simplest truth, running before the game is far worse than playing volleyball before the game!!!

I can't comment on Snoopy, he's a god and I'm only human. Do you understand?

Besides him, have you ever seen a basketball player who was playing beach volleyball with a group of duchess girls the night before, and immediately smashed the Quartet the next day, scoring 20 points, 26 assists, 9 rebounds, 2 steals and 2 blocks in a single game? I haven't seen it anyway!

How to evaluate Tracy McGrady??? The biggest gap between him and Kobe Bryant is not five championship rings, nor is it the finals MVP or the regular Sharma MVP. It's: vision, when Snoopy doesn't know When it came time to shoot, Kobe groomed him and did everything he could to lure him to L.A. But Tracy still thought Snoopy would lose when he was already the best player in the league. Put on sunglasses, black on black!

Joakinoah's exposition made the Black Mamba very happy in front of the TV. He liked the feeling of being above Tracy McGrady. During the period from 2002 to 2004, the league almost recognized that Tracy was better than Bryant. But then, he had the last laugh. Now, one is in the sky and the other is on the ground. The historical ranking is almost two galaxies apart, Kobe can almost lock a top ten goalkeeper position, Tracy? What he should be fighting for is the top 100 goalkeepers.

After Joakim Noah accepted the interview, the reporters on the sidelines found the brightest protagonist tonight. He had just finished communicating with Anne Hathaway. Hathaway was about to leave for Los Angeles. His wife, Catwoman, will be at a Batman promotional event.

In fact, Snoopy has already made an agreement with her that at the premiere of the movie, he will definitely go to her with Scarlett and Aimeepa. (As for why these two people, readers know better than Snoopy.)

I know a lot of people were not optimistic about us before the game, because we were powerless in the third game and were easily defeated by the Heat.

Frankly speaking, I almost thought we were eliminated in Miami these three days. Do you understand? All the Florida TV stations are telling the world that the Bulls are about to die. They are not as good as the Heat in every aspect. They are great. LeBron James will lead his crew to the top with ease.

A staff member named Douglas in this arena suffered from it. He even told us yesterday that there is no need for training, even if you have made an appointment and paid in advance. His reason is that you are going to lose anyway. Why don't you go to the hotel to rest and face failure calmly.

Actually this afternoon, before the game. He was still saying, hey, Snoopy, did you play beach volleyball well last night? Did Miami keep you coming back, but don't worry, you have at least one more A chance to go back to Miami...Look, he's even set the course for the Bulls to be eliminated, and I'm sure there's more than one guy who thinks that way.

But, I want to tell him. Dear Mr. Douglas, we're not coming back. And part of the reason we're trying so hard to win the game tonight is because of your arrogance and the city's eyes on you. top.

Finally, I want to say that my volleyball is really good.

But last night, I had other things to do.

The little duke finalized the coffin in front of the camera.

He not only responded to the so-called volleyball incident, but also vented his desire to win: Yes, he wants to solve the Heat in the next game.

If before this game, 90% of the commentators would think he was crazy, the remaining 9% would think he was bragging. Only Reggie Miller and Charles Barkley would think: Snoopy is awesome! Everything Snoopy says is right!

But now, not just Miller, Barkley, everyone else will feel that this is a high probability thing to happen.

Because, tonight, it was the Miami Heat who were beaten and unable to fight back.

Snoopy was in complete control of the game.

Some radical basketball experts even began to announce on social networking sites: Congratulations to Snoopy for winning the MVP of the 2011-2012 season finals ahead of schedule!

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