Guard With a Knife

The heat of the Eastern Conference Finals far exceeds that of the Western Conference Finals.

As the two biggest traffic superstars in the league today, the collision between the Little Duke and the Chosen One can always win all the sports media pages with ease.

Although Kevin Durant has always wanted to squeeze into this camp, in fact he is still far away.

It may be due to the temperament.

After all, whether it is Snoopy or LeBron, neither of them said on social media that they wanted to have bath water with a certain female star, or emphasized that they were a lifelong fan of a certain singer... This is too down-to-earth.

May 29th.

The eyes of basketball fans all over the world are focused on the United Center in Chicago. The Heat and the Bulls will meet in the Eastern Conference Finals for the second consecutive year.

Under the operation of major media, Chicago and Miami have formed a new rivalry model.

Moreover, almost all commentators believe that this will become the new normal of the Eastern Conference in the future, and the pattern of two superpowers and multiple powerhouses will affect the situation in the Eastern Conference for a long time.

When Dwyane Wade remains humble before the game, you know how hot the next game will be!

Shaq O'Neal said so in the pre-game commentary session. He has been teammates with Wade, and he knows Dwyane's temper. If the Flash had opened his teeth and claws before the game, then he would probably only use about 80% of his strength on the field. And if he is taciturn, then after playing, this guy will definitely show 200% of his energy. Then after winning the game, jump on the technical stage and roar: This is my horse!

Charles Barkley obviously doesn't want to talk about The Flash.

His eyes focused on the sidelines, and he saw Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman and Stephen Kerr. In his mouth, these famous bulls did not get any good words: They are here to gain popularity.

On the contrary, Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansson, who were sitting on the other side, received his infinite praise.

Look at these two princesses, don't you think they are getting more and more beautiful? Their skin condition is so good that it looks like an eighteen-year-old girl. This is a serious violation of the fact that white women's appearance quickly deteriorates when they age , is there such a benefit in having a gossip with Snoopy?

Actually, all the duchess girls are getting more beautiful. Taylor Swift even wore a plunging dress to the awards show last week, God! I guarantee she's at least a C-cup now...

By the way, there is also a famous model, Karlie Kloss who is the most favored by Dior. Poor KK can't even go to the catwalk now. She is less and less like a rib female model, so I can probably understand why she Going to college for a counting computer program.

Charles Barkley blah blah blah before the official start of the game.

Talking about his recent new research On the Changes in the Appearance of the Little Duke's Gossip Object and the Blossoming Combination of Chinese and American Cultures, frankly speaking, this kind of nonsense is still very popular with TV viewers, which is probably why the ratings of TNT are constantly rising reason.

After all, this skin care expert also has a large female audience.

And, interestingly, under his nonsense, more and more white women want to gossip with the little duke or something. After all, who doesn't want to look beautiful and youthful forever.

After all, this is a curative effect visible to the naked eye!

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Scarlett didn't know Charles Barkley was talking about it, but she was indeed receiving flattery from her peers now. Her girlfriend is marveling at her flimsy skin and searching for the perfect adjective.

Well... it's like an egg that has just peeled off its shell and membrane, white and tender! Perfect!

Finally, she found this cheesy but sincere words.

However, Annie, who was two seats away, had a contemptuous smile on her lips. She deliberately lifted her short hair, and then made a showy gesture of raising her head and shaking her shoulders.

This brings out her face even more perfectly.

At that time, she heard Kanye West exclaiming next to her.

However, she didn't want to talk to this guy West.

West has been recognized in the circle as having no vision. He even made Kim Kardashian's belly bigger, and... also paid compensation for her divorce from Humphries.

are-you-kidding-me?

Everyone thought it was too much.

But in any case, respect the wishes of the parties.

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LeBron James obviously doesn't respect the wishes of his teammates a little bit. When he finished sprinkling chalk on the technical table, he walked over and interrupted the handshake between Chris Bosh and Joakim Noah.

He has a stern face and looks extremely competitive: He is our enemy now, and it's not time to shake hands and make peace!

He uses this attitude to create tension in the game.

But Joakim Noah says I-dont-give-a-fuk!

He turned and walked toward the middle of the court, ready for the jump ball.

TNT, which was broadcast live across the United States, quickly played the starting lineups of both sides on the screen: Derrick Rose, Snoopidoo, Luol Deng, Carlos Boozer, and Joakim Noah played on behalf of the Bulls.

Mario Chalmers, Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, Haslem, and Chris Bosh are the starting five for the Heat!

The Heat's starter focuses on the output of offensive firepower, and the Bulls pay more attention to defense. Kenny Smith said in the commentary booth: But, why not put Derrick Rose on the bench? I think starting from compatibility, Hamilton Obviously more suitable for Snoopy!

Before the start of the playoffs, Kenny Smith has been emphasizing that Chicago should split the two core perimeter.

As a point guard, he has always opposed the practice of dual point guards. He never thought that putting the best players on the court can exert the greatest power!

This actually coincides with Tom Thibodeau.

Before the start of the Eastern Conference semifinals, he expressed his idea of ​​Derrick Rose playing the sixth man in the team's tactical meeting.

This received almost eighty percent approval.

But Snoopy was firmly against it.

He knows that this is a better option for the team, but at such a sensitive moment, making such a decision will only make the media that pick things even crazier.

beep!

The whistle sounded.

Joakim Noah jumped to his feet, and he overwhelmed Chris Bosh to quickly shoot the basketball into his own half.

But when the basketball fell to Derrick Rose, the Flash had already made a sudden attack.

Wearing a black away jersey, he sneaks like a ghost, and his speed is amazing.

However, when he was about to shoot the basketball.

Snoopy suddenly moved quickly, poof!

His figure was just right to block in front of Wade. At that time, Dwyane seemed to hit a thick low wall, and his forward momentum collapsed instantly. And can only watch the puppy firmly control the basketball, and then move forward.

He shook his head and followed quickly.

Then, block in front of Snoopy from beyond the three-point line in the backcourt.

His expression was extremely serious.

Recently, due to the unlimited praise of Iguodala and others, many media have begun to call Snoopy the best shooting guard in the East.

This incident made The Flash quite unhappy.

He is not convinced by the black mamba, how can he admit that the puppy who is good at throwing fairy balls is better than himself?

Come on, Snoopy! You haven't played against each other for a whole year, let me see your progress.

The Flash said very seriously, he is eager to fight.

For the Heat, although they double-killed the Bulls in this shrinking season. But since the puppies did not play in the two games, it has to be said that it is a huge regret.

OK!

The little duke nodded with a smile.

Immediately, he suddenly stepped forward with his left foot, and his figure also galloped away like a warrior drawing a knife.

This violent impact made Wade subconsciously take half a step back.

At the moment, he turned all his alerts to the highest level.

This ball has fully demonstrated the little Duke's progress this year: last season he did not have such a good overall coordination ability.

No wonder you can score so many fairy balls.

Wade quickly jumped to the right, and he followed closely the puppy who changed back.

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