Guard With a Knife

Even though Snoopy is not in the City of Angels, he is still the absolute protagonist in Los Angeles in recent days.

First of all, on April 27, Kobe Bryant’s father did not forget to use Snoopy as an example when he accused Kobe Bryant in front of the media: “…he is not even good to me. I can’t help it.” Driving his Lamborghini like Snoopy. You know what I mean? I'm his father!

Bryant Sr. looked very angry in front of the media.

Then, Vanessa made a solemn statement on April 28: We absolutely have to fulfill our support obligations. But some people are too demanding. We will never agree to their new house purchase plan. Seriously increased the family's expenditure burden. Also, Snoopy will never auction Kobe's jerseys, clothing, medals, All-Star rings, championship rings and other items.

Although their relationship is indeed extraordinary.

Vanessa said sourly at the end.

It sounds like it wasn't just the Black Mamba's father who was jealous of the closeness between the two, even his wife had complaints.

However, the pursuit of Snoopy by Lakers fans has obviously declined recently. After all, Snoopy has already completed a five-year contract extension with the Bulls, and the Bulls have no reason to trade him! Just have to wait until the summer of 2016.

And this housework that was originally only Kobe Bryant's family quickly burned to Professor Tonisman's laboratory. After being repeatedly questioned by the media, this troubled scientist said angrily: If you Continue to interfere with my life so endlessly and I will call the police.

Also, I can tell you frankly that I don't support any gay man marrying my daughter. This will harm the whole family. Do you understand?

His words are considered to be interfered by Kobe.

How could anyone really think Snoopy is gay?

What sharp turn was going on in this scientist's mind?

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On April 29, before the start of the playoffs, Doug received a call from Lao Du.

Having stayed in the United States for nearly two weeks, he said helplessly: My advice to you is to buy a ticket after getting on the bus. Your prospective father-in-law has a brain problem, and he is actually worried that you are a homosexual. It makes Daphne's belly big. Get up!!

Old Du's understatement. It's as simple as planting seeds and blowing up balloons.

This made Du Ge on the other end of the phone look depressed. Where is this! !

Anyway, it's just like this. You can handle it well. I believe in your ability. Also, it's okay to mess around before getting married. After all, the rules here in the United States are wild. Let's do as the Romans do, whether it's the kitchen or the sofa... …as long as you are happy.

However, after you get married, you have to tighten your skin a bit. Don't be that kind of philandering radish.

Before hanging up the phone, Lao Du rarely taught his son earnestly.

It sounds like he still has a strong memory of what happened on Lunar New Year's Eve in 2010, otherwise why would he talk about the kitchen....

The puppy's face was bright red.

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Seven thirty in the evening. The much-anticipated first-round match between the Bulls and the Sixers in the Eastern Conference officially kicked off.

The game drew packed crowds to the United Center, and everyone walked into the arena with a 'teach Evan Turner a lesson' mood. Although Turner used to be Mr. Basketball in Illinois, but now he dares to provoke, thinking that he can stop the revival of the Bulls Dynasty, then he must be let down!

That's why the fans chanted 'Turner, sucks! 's reason.

Compared with the restlessness of the fans, the Bulls players seemed much calmer, especially the head coach Tom Thibodeau, who even put on a brand-new custom-made suit. He just got the best coach, and he seemed calm and relaxed.

He felt that he should look like a famous coach, but he could no longer squat on the sidelines and watch the battle like a rookie.

So, he sat on the bench, quite a bit of Phil Jackson's generosity.

In this game, the starting lineup sent by the Bulls is: Snoopidoo, Richard Hamilton, Luol Deng, Carlos Boozer and Joakim Noah.

Derrick Rose had just recovered from his injury, and under Timberlake's suggestion, it was best to gradually increase his playing time, so he was placed on the bench.

However, in the list of the best team just announced, his name was included in the best second team. In fact, if he hadn't missed ten games in the end, he is very likely to join hands with Snoopy to enter the best team.

In addition, Jokinoah entered the third team of the best team and was also selected to the second team of the best defensive team.

Snoopy, who averaged a triple-double per game, was also selected to the best team without any suspense, but what is a little unpleasant is that he was selected as a forward.

This made Kevin Durant and his supporters quite unhappy. Snoopy was selected to the All-Defensive Team as a forward, which is really no problem. After all, this season he not only continued his high-level basket protection, but also increased his defensive ability on the flanks. He deserves to be selected as the All-Defensive Team.

However, why did he enter the best team as a striker?

He spends most of his offensive time at the guard position! !

This is clearly taking care of Kobe Bryant! ! !

Durant was upset, and he clearly posted his doubts on the social network: Are you fucking playing me? The scoring champion can't be selected to the best team?

His voice quickly spread to the basketball circle, and the basketball circle really thought it was inappropriate for this selection. Durant has improved in all aspects this season. Although he is not as good as Snoopy, it is still no problem to overshadow Kobe.

All of a sudden, there was an uproar, and the storm of denouncing the unfairness of the alliance was quite surging.

In this regard, Snoopy was silent. Even if many fans say that Kobe is bundled with Snoopy to sell the best team through the back door... This is too poisonous. God knows how Kobe Bryant will torture his own basket after seeing these remarks.

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The 76ers were beaten in less than five minutes! !

This thing is too cruel.

Even Iverson, who was sitting on the sidelines, didn't expect it. As a famous Philadelphia star, it was symbolic for him to run over. He wants to see his little brother play an honorable defeat, because these guys are really good. They are hardworking and friendly.

However, the playoffs are another world.

The 76ers in the regular season are such a team: If you only look at the statistics, you will feel that they are perfectly balanced; watching the scene, especially the first three quarters, it is dazzling and orderly, which makes people sigh, How can such a team not win? . Then you take a look at the rankings, and you'll find that the Pacers and Knicks have already left them firmly behind.

Indeed, the 76ers' defense is extremely good, the carpet shotgun counterattack is also brilliant, and the bench scores a lot, but they have a bunch of Pippen, but they don't have a reliable finisher.

Iguodala was exchanged by Lol Deng at the beginning of the game.

Facing his college alumni, Holiday could not only say hello, but after hugging for a while, he felt the surging power from the Duke.

After all, when the Bruins. Holiday was with Collison, and he didn't have much friendship with Snoopy.

As for Evan Turner, he got some chances though. But without exception, all were missed. He is simply not used to high-intensity collisions.

And Carlos Boozer also fulfilled his promise, he did clean up the old captain, and Mr. Elton Brand was made to cry by his mid-range shooting. When he played post-up singles, the best defensive second team center Joakim Noah would attack him in the paint area, which made him uncomfortable.

If the 76ers remain humble before the game, maybe they can return to Philadelphia with some face. But now, I don't think they will be better off by the Bulls' first-round opponent last season, the New York Knicks. TNT commentator Kenny Smith Stretching in the commentary booth, he must admit: This series is over, even if it is only now entering the first commercial pause of the series.

He looked bored.

In fact, Charles Barkley, who was sitting next to him, yawned again and again.

The Bulls are the ultimate version of the 76ers. They are too stupid to try to win this series. Shark shrugged: The only suspense now is to see if the stingy Bulls owner wants to sell more home tickets.

The VIP box where Reinsdorf was sitting above the stands was shocked.

He really thought about it.

However, with Snoopy's proud personality, he would definitely not allow the team to deliberately lose. In his basketball logic, solving the opponent as soon as possible is not only a respect for the opponent, but also a responsibility to his own players. He is afraid that the extra games will lead to injuries.

When it comes to injuries, Reinsdorf has actually had very in-depth discussions with Timberlake and the medical team.

Their views are very consistent: Of the two core players, Derrick Rose is the more vulnerable, and Snoopy is a super iron man. The same pull-rod layup stepped on the opponent's instep, Rose is very likely to sprain his ankle or even scrap his career. On Snoopy, it is more likely that the defender screamed and fell to the ground.

This makes Reinsdorf more closely linked with the teams.

He has made up his mind to trade Derrick Rose, because Rose will enter the top salary next season, which will increase the salary burden of the entire team.

Now, his trading partners have been locked to three.

The first is the New York Knicks, the Knicks have a special case of trading, and there is Stoudemire. And they're willing to go out of their way to swallow Carlos Boozer's contract. If you can replace Carlos Boozer with Stoudemire, the Bulls' lineup will undoubtedly be stronger. If by any chance, Carmelo Anthony is obtained, it is simply... even more powerful, and it is possible to sweep the league for eight consecutive championships.

The second object is the Golden State Warriors. The Golden State Warriors also have a special transaction bonus, and Reinsdorf has taken a fancy to their two perimeter players: Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson, and he feels that if these two players are traded. Not only will Snoopy be happy, but the entire team's offensive will crush the entire league!

The third object is the Lakers. Reinsdorf hopes to use Rose Gabriel in exchange for Paul Gasol, draft picks and an expired contract.

Among these three objects, Reinsdorf's favorite is the Golden State Warriors. Then the New York Knicks, and then the Lakers.

Although Reinsdorf is a bit stingy, he is still willing to invest in order to strengthen the team.

The reason why he is now focused on trading Derrick Rose: On the one hand, the Rose team made this request to him. On the other hand, the compatibility between Rose and Snoopy is really not good. In the absence of Snoopy, Rose led the team to 5 wins and 1 loss. In the absence of Rose, the Bulls have won 11 consecutive victories.

Based on this situation, he is of course willing to keep a stronger and more charismatic Snoopy.

This is the most basic way of doing business.

However, Snoopy is not a commercial person.

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