Guard With a Knife

April nineteenth.

Kevin Durant came to Xiangmiyuan as a habit. He has a house here, and a girl named Tiffany lives in the house. But he seemed to prefer calling her Scarlett.

Before every important home game, he always comes here to seek strength: Tiffany... Well, Scarlett is very good at taking a bath and massage, which makes him feel relaxed all over.

However, this evening, when he arrived, he was very unhappy. It's not just because Scarni put on a green dress that he doesn't like, but the TV in the living room is actually broadcasting the MTV channel, which is telling the love history of perverted dogs.

As Snoopy went to Los Angeles some time ago, more and more people felt that it was time to make a phased summary of the little duke's past scandals. Because it looks like he's going to be married soon: The Snoopy family has finally bought a $30 million mansion in the best location in Beverly Hills after selling the villa they bought last summer.

This French Palladian-style mansion is located on the hillside of Beverly Hills west of Los Angeles, Southern California, overlooking the famous Sunset Boulevard. Its construction area is 36,000 square feet and it covers an area of ​​2 acres. Its developer is Fred Weherba Real Estate Company, designed by Big Green Construction Group, and Fenton Construction Company is responsible for construction.

This French mansion has 9 bedrooms and 13 bathrooms. The entrance hall is on two levels with marble staircases on both sides. The walls and ceiling of the library are decorated with gilt. It is especially worth mentioning that the interior decoration of the building uses a large number of imported hand-carved limestone, French chandeliers, agate stone and 24K pure gold ornaments, which are as beautiful as a luxurious palace and breathtaking.

In comparison, the Beckhams bought a mansion with a total area of ​​about 1,208 square meters in Beverly Hills for 22 million US dollars in 2007, which can only be regarded as insignificant.

We Chinese like to buy a separate residence for our children before they get married. It is the responsibility of the parents. And, it is a good investment. As far as I know, the original price of this mansion in 2008 was as high as 68.5 million US dollars, The current transaction price is simply too cheap.

The little duke's mother said lightly in front of the camera. The former sweet song queen who can spend 30 million US dollars at any time is becoming the dream mother-in-law of all American women. Daphne has naturally become a thorn in the side in the minds of unmarried women in the United States.

After all, it was Snoopie who she had done! Young and strong, tall and handsome, wealthy, and... such a good mother. God, what could be happier than marrying him.

Scarni sat in front of the TV with a look of envy, which made Durant feel depressed.

He sighed inwardly, and then said, Starting tomorrow, you won't have to come here to work.

ah?

Scarlett looked very surprised, she asked: Why? Is it because I don't look like Scarlett? I can go for plastic surgery, I have already made an appointment with a plastic surgeon...

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Kevin Durant was like a brat whose secret had been revealed, he yelled angrily.

All right.

Tiffany no longer argues, she has made a lot of money from Durant in the past two years, and she feels that she has no need to impersonate others: sometimes she feels disgusting, especially when she is standing on a high platform to take a shower , God knows what's wrong with this NBA billionaire.

So, she picked up her bag and turned away, just like when she came here two years ago.

I can finally be myself, and finally don't have to take three showers a day.

Tiffany stretched her waist, and she left Xiangmiyuan with a happy body and 300,000 US dollars in her bank card.

Lying on the sofa, Durant frantically changed the channel, where ESPN was talking about the importance of this game to the two most hopefuls for this season's regular season MVP.

The three guests felt that the two sides are actually on the same starting line: Although the Bulls have a better record,

Snoopy also fared slightly better. However, after all, he already won the regular season MVP last season, and the difficulty of re-election is far greater than the first time. Therefore, if he wants to get the MVP, he can only be justified by double-killing Kevin Durant in the regular season.

As long as Durant wins a head-to-head matchup, reporters will hesitate to vote.

This sounds more like favoring KD.

So... bang!

Adu smashed the TV.

He feels that everything is terrible, why can Snoopy have Scarlett, but I can only use a fake Scarlett, and she still misses Snoopy so much.

Why do you say that my MVP is a vote of sympathy, but he wants to increase the difficulty?

Where am I worse than him?

I am the first person of the new generation! !

I have to prove myself.

It starts tomorrow night.

He clenches his fists and expresses his ambition.

At this time, he was like the male protagonist on TV who was about to be defeated and counterattack.

However, at this moment.

Zizizi! !

The smashed TV started to smoke,

Then the fire quickly ignited, he ran out of the villa quickly, and then quickly dialed the fire alarm...

...

Daphne moved into the French-style palace in Beverly Hills as soon as she was discharged from the hospital. She also came in with her father, Thomas Mann, an associate professor at the University of Southern California, and her mother Lin Baozhen.

The two professors are considered upper-middle class in the United States, but facing such a majestic and majestic palace, they still seem very surprised and speechless.

Frankly speaking, if the puppy hadn't been involved in so many scandals, he would really be a very good marriage partner, and his family is also very good.

Ms. Lin Baozhen often listened to the songs of Queen of Sweet Songs before going abroad in the 1980s. Therefore, the relationship between them is a bit like a fan and an idol. When Ms. Lan Fei was busy in the hospital, she couldn't believe her eyes: my idol would become my in-laws thirty years later.

My husband will arrive in Los Angeles tonight, and he also thinks that we should meet. After all, marriage is the integration of two families, and we must have as much understanding and communication as possible beforehand. Ms. Lan Fei sat down after dinner Once again on the sofa, I talked with Daphne's parents about important life events.

The physicist Thomas Mann sat there calmly. No matter how high his academic achievements were, he always felt bad as a father when faced with the issue of marrying his daughter.

Ms. Lin Baozhen was able to accept this matter calmly, she sat there and chatted with Lan Fei back and forth.

Daphne was extremely embarrassed, she felt...was it too fast? I haven't really started dating Doug yet.

The game is on. Mom.

She tried to change the subject.

But the two ladies turned their heads to watch the TV at the same time, making her even more embarrassed, as if calling two mothers in one sentence.

So, is this No. 0 player gay? Why did he kiss Snoopy? The serious scientist Thomas Mann frowned.

They were former college alumni, and they had a great relationship, Daphne explained to her father.

oh!

Thomas Mann nodded, and then the air fell into silence again.

After all, apart from Daphne, the other three people here don't know basketball either. The narrator on TV kept emphasizing that this competition was related to an important award, and based on the relationship with his son/prospective son-in-law, coupled with the fact that he had no other topics to talk about when he was a newcomer, he had to sit in front of the TV.

...

Doug, who was playing at Chesapeake Energy Stadium at this time, obviously didn't know that there were three bored people sitting in his new house watching his game.

Although the media rendered this game as the battle of the century, he actually didn't regard it as a ritual battle.

He just wants to win this game.

As for the DUDU war that the media played up, he didn't take it to heart at all.

Therefore, he chose to assist on the first goal of the game. He swayed away from Westbrook with a flexible change of direction, and after reaching the paint area, as Ibaka stepped forward to delay, he passed the basketball to Carlos Boozer, and Boozer completed it with an easy throw jump shot.

And Kevin Durant chose to use jumpers to declare his dominance over the court.

Swish!

His touch was so hot that even Lor Deng sealed his face with his hand. But he still easily scored 2 points.

It seems that the fire last night did not affect his state.

Shaquille O'Neal said on TV.

The Oklahoma media have been reporting the fire at Durant's home all day today, and they are worried that it will affect his performance. But judging from his expression and state today, he obviously wanted to blame Snoopy for this.

Even Torisman in front of the TV thought that the boy looked at Snoopy with fire in his eyes.

Daphne on the side quickly explained: Kevin Durant is a well-known new generation superstar in the NBA. Before Snoopy came out, he was considered to be the next ruler of the league. But now Snoopy has snatched him away. light.

Oh. Torisman nodded, finally understanding.

In the house, there were people chatting with each other. Just like tonight's game.

After the two teams made a good start, they began to enter a long defensive seesaw, and both sides improved their defense to the playoff level.

The Thunder, composed of Kentrick Perkins, Ibaka, Sofolosha, Collison, Kevin Durant, Westbrook, etc., has a strong defensive depth, and they know that Snoopy is playing fast Likes to run pick-and-rolls on offense. Therefore, the pick-and-roll defense plan they came up with was to squeeze through + soft delay, block the penalty area + pinch the three-point line, and put it in the middle distance.

In the absence of Hamilton, the Bulls were at a disadvantage in their mid-range timing.

Plus...tonight, Coach Brooks' defensive strategy against Snoopy turned out to be a mid-range jumper.

This makes his high-difficulty fairy jump shot useless. He can't create difficulties without difficulties, force himself to twist and throw into the sky, and throw the ball with his waist straight, right? It seems strange to do so, and the actual hit rate is not high, after all, the limit is forced out.

The Bulls' offense has stalled.

As a result, they began to put most of their energy into suppressing basketball. Bulls players such as Joakim Noah, Taj Gibson, Luol Deng, Snoopidoo, Asik, and Butler showed melee-like tenacity. Whether they suppress the ball or hold the ball, they have reached the peak.

Charles Barkley in the commentary even compared them to the Detroit Pistons back then.

Shaquille O'Neal kept giving thumbs up: Thibsdeau does have two brushes in defense.

However, the audience in front of the TV obviously does not have this appreciation for defense.

Thomas Mann and his wife looked drowsy, and the Queen of Sweet Songs was also holding on.

If it wasn't for their son's game tonight, if they hadn't had to wait for Du Kefeng, who just got off the plane, to come over, they wouldn't be sitting here watching a group of men chasing a boring basketball, and they kept colliding with each other. Slow-motion shots watch a player pinch an opponent's waist, or blow into the ear of a competitor while grabbing a rebound, and even the honest-looking No. 9 player deliberately pulled down the opponent's pants.

How come these NBA players are gay in gay air.

Physicist Torisman once again talked about this topic: This player named Luol Deng has slapped Snoopy's ass more than once. Every time Snoopy walks to the free throw line, others are high fives. It's a butt slap.

He seemed to want to prove that his son-in-law-to-be was gay, so as to heal the sadness of his daughter who was about to marry.

Daphne had to explain to him: This is a kind of sports etiquette in the NBA, and it is also a way for the players to show their enthusiasm. Dug just completed a beautiful offense, so Luol Deng will go up and show it.

Then why did he pull the pants of player No. 35 just now? Torisman said inconceivably: This kind of etiquette is simply too funny. If someone pats my ass, I will definitely slap his hand swollen. How do you Can you tolerate this? It's like a housewife cooked a good meal, don't you still want to pat her chest to express your appreciation?

The rigorous physicist watched the basketball game with critical eyes, and he was full of vigilance about everything around Snoopy. Even when Snoopy was in a timeout, a female fan wearing the No. 10 jersey stood up and cheered, and he quickly sat down.

Son-in-law is such a horrible creature.

Torisman thought vigilantly in his heart. If it was possible, he even wanted to slice and study Snoopy's physicality, and make a prediction about whether he would cheat after marriage.

Daphne spread her palm helplessly, this is a completely different dimension dialogue.

For her, the game has now come to the most crucial part. With less than 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter, the two sides are still tied.

The shooting percentages of the two teams are not very good tonight, but recently James Harden and Kevin Durant have gradually recovered their touch. Westbrook seems to have changed after scoring 15 points, 10 rebounds and 8 assists Yes, his frequent passing poses a very big challenge to the Bulls' defense.

Therefore, Doug had to increase his aggressiveness. He began to play post-ups deep in the paint and hit the paint like a missile in a fast attack and defense state.

This maintained the balance of power between the two sides.

But with the Thunder's three young masters playing together, can he really win this round without support?

Hahahaha! Dear mother-in-law, father-in-law, and daughter-in-law, here I come!!

At this time, the hearty voice of a famous Chinese real estate developer came from outside the door.

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