Guard With a Knife

Although the Eastern All-Star Game played as the visiting team did not enjoy the grand treatment of the Western players, but with the finale All-Star ticket champion, the Eastern Conference record, the Eastern Conference for two consecutive months and averaged a triple-double. The Duke waits for the show...Snoopy...Du!Du! Du! !

The veteran commentator at the Staples Arena screamed his name vigorously.

The whole space was boiling, and the little duke walked out slowly from the player tunnel. With his left hand raised high, he seemed to be the owner of this arena: the City of Angels gave him unique favor, even though he took a few dollars away from Hollywood every year since he was in college. actress. But obviously, the Los Angeles people don't care about this.

In fact, they are still looking at the female stars sitting on the sidelines with great interest, calculating in their heads which female star's name will be equated with the Duke Girl next.

After Snoopy entered the court, he kept his eyes fixed on him, and he never looked to the sidelines.

Because he had already received rumors that there would be a large number of female stars appearing in the front row tonight. There are even reports that many fledgling female stars and female models have exhausted their wealth just to get a ticket close to the front row. Head, become the number one female in A-level productions.

Recently... American media made authoritative statistics. They found that all the female stars who were stamped as duchess girls had developed their careers very rapidly in the past few years. Whether it's the two little princesses of Disney, or Taylor, who has become the strongest female singer of the new generation, or... the previously unknown Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence. Even Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansson, who have long been famous, are rising.

Therefore, many girls with dreams of being a star are trying their best to plan how to meet the little duke by chance, and then what will happen. In order to become famous, they are willing to sacrifice their bodies. After all, whose trouser chain is not a trouser chain if you unzip it? The little duke was still so handsome and charming.

Do I look like the easy-to-handle horny guy?

In fact, on the way to the arena, Snoopy asked Kobe beside him very depressed. He held the familiar Orange County Register in his hand, and his old acquaintance wrote in it: All the third-tier female stars in Hollywood want to climb in Snoopy's bed.

Black Mamba raised his eyebrows at the time, and he asked back, Isn't it?

If you didn't have so much clutter. With what you've accomplished in the first three years of your career, you'd have been touted as the next Michael Jordan.

Bryant spread his palms helplessly, as if he hated iron but steel.

He heard LeBron's complaints about the playing order of the Eastern Conference players,

As the first man in the league who is entering his peak period, he cannot accept that Snoopy has a more important playing order than himself.

However, Kobe Bryant thought James was messing around.

He believes that Snoopy's achievements in the first three years of his career are much better than that of the Chosen One, and of course there is a reason to be the finale.

Therefore, when Snoopy brought up this matter, he was a bit 'complaining'.

At present, the relationship between Kobe, LeBron, and Snoopy is a bit like grandma, mother-in-law, and daughter-in-law. Intergenerational pro!

The Western Conference All-Stars are on the field soon.

Clippers star Blake Griffin, who jumped a Kia to win the dunk title last night, received the second-largest cheer since Snoopy's appearance.

But immediately, Kobe Bryant's finale appearance set off the biggest climax of the audience.

Although the game has not yet started, the audience has already started shouting: MVP! !

This is a bit of an imperial meaning.

But obviously, at least two people in the East don't want to see the Black Mamba raise the trophy in front of their eyes.

The game officially started after a boring fireworks display.

Dwight Howard showed Tim Duncan his extraordinary jump, but he slapped the basketball directly at Kobe Bryant.

This makes those rumors about he will become the second league's No. 1 center in the Westward Journey from Orlando to Los Angeles believable.

In fact, the Celtics player Shaq O'Neal, who was sitting in the TNT commentary booth as a guest commentator, was also muttering: Dwight Howard and Kobe Bryant are very suitable. They both like to grab the ball and do it alone, and the shooting rate is not high. !

As soon as he finished speaking... bang!

The Black Mamba paid tribute to Michael, who scored 8 points in the All-Star Three-Point Contest, with a strike from outside the three-point line.

Dwight Howard picked up the rebound under the basket, and this time he finally made the right pass.

The basketball was handed over to Snoopy.

Snoopy charged quickly with the ball, and his figure shot forward like lightning.

Chris Paul tried to chase at the beginning, but after four or five steps, he felt a little strenuous, and he figured it out... This is the All-Star game, why should I compete with this monster?

then. The second most violent dunk in this All-Star Game was born.

The little duke rushed into the free throw line at full speed like a cannon out of the chamber, and suddenly jumped up when he took a step. His body was filled with rocket fuel and he rose violently into the air. With the ball in his hand, he walked in the air like an iron man, and then... Boom !

His right hand smashed the basketball hard into the basket, and the entire basket sank at a speed visible to the naked eye.

This is the most intuitive display of power and beauty.

The Staples Arena was boiling instantly, and no one expected to see a gliding dunk half a step inside the free throw line at the beginning of the game... It was a real dunk.

It's by no means the same as trying your best to fly over the free throw line and then complete a dunk lightly.

Snoopy pushed down the entire basket.

This is the real slam dunk contest!! Charles Barkley was very excited: I will give him 50 points without reservation. This is more exciting than wearing a Superman cape and leaping over a car.

Look at those female stars who are excited and trembling, this kind of dunk full of masculinity is simply an unreserved display of sexual ability for them. It is their own body that they wish to be violently smashed into. Let’s go.” The big shark unscrupulously started a nasty joke, and did not forget to tease the Black Mamba: “Especially after seeing a certain No. 24 player’s poor shooting skills, and seeing such a performance again, the contrast has a strong desire to undress ah.

Look. Vanessa is already intimately discussing the details with Anne Hathaway.

Shaquille O'Neal will not let go of any opportunity to show off his mouth, and his NBA career is drawing to a close. Next, he plans to rely on his own mouth to continue his popularity. In fact, he has already received invitations from more than one TV station. Who wouldn't want a huge living thing sitting on their own TV to play tricks?

Vanessa, who was sitting on the sidelines, was indeed having a cordial conversation with Anne Hathaway. But it's not all about that. Sitting in the third row, she is surrounded by duchess girls in front of and behind her, with Anne Hathaway on her left. Scarlett Johansson on the right, Miley Cyrus and Emma Stone in the back, and Taylor Swift in the front.

Also, not far away is Paris Hilton with her root Kardashian sisters.

On the other side of the court, Beyoncé and Spears finally turned enemies into friends. He and her husband Jay-Z are chatting with Miss American Dream about Snoopy's dunking art and the next album production.

It looks very harmonious.

Just like Chinese families before the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, even if a child throws firecrackers into the toilet, the parents will not wring the child out and beat him up. After all... Chinese New Year!

In fact, Vanessa is playing the role of patriarch.

She never thought that she would be so popular. When she took her seat, all the big stars around her began to question her.

All kinds of compliments revolve around her lipstick number, then her hair color, and then her Swarovski crystal necklace... Expand.

She seemed overwhelmed.

Then, the Mexican girl who had seen the big scene finally couldn't help sending out various invitations: Will you come to our house tomorrow to celebrate the Chinese New Year?

Responders are like clouds.

Fast and timely.

It sounded as if they had been waiting for the offer in the first place.

Compared with the harmony off the field.

The mentality of the players on the court has gradually changed.

When Snoopy completed the dunk close to the free throw line and caused the audience to cheer, he then assisted Dwight Howard to complete the back-bow dunk, and in the next round, he used a beautiful turn to pass Paul Around behind, a self-throwing and self-dunk once again ignited Staples' passion.

When the old men of the western team were still obsessed with the art of shooting, he became the most watched person in the audience.

All the ball rights of the Eastern team are concentrated in his hands.

This made LeBron James visibly unhappy.

He's always been a 'single forward and point guard' style on the court.

And now, Snoopy is a center working as a point guard.

Isn't this acting on behalf of obstacles?

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