Guard With a Knife

Compared with Snoopy's evasiveness and gags in the interview, other Knicks players are more sincere.

When asked how it felt to kill the Atlanta Hawks.

Stephen Marbury replied seriously at the time: This is a very normal behavior for me. After Mike Woodson said those disrespectful remarks, I have observed Snoopy's face. He has been very serious and focused on training. , I knew at that time... Well, just wait and see, Mr. Duke will definitely do something.

To be honest, we don't know why Snoopy suddenly exploded, but when you see a guy who doesn't even clap his palms suddenly yelling at the opposing coach, you can't help but go crazy. Jeffries also laughed respond.

Then, Jamie Ferron asked again: As far as I know, rookies in the NBA usually have to carry bags, buy things, and obey dispatches for veteran players. But in the Knicks, I have never heard of this information. And see Does it look like you all take orders from him because he keeps throwing those modeling parties? Or does he tell you stories about him and the duchess?

Oh. No. Nate Robinson stood up in the second row seat, he said emphatically: I believe him because of his sex tool, which is simply the biggest dick I have ever seen. There is a relationship between men. That’s how it was established in time, I’ve studied history, and in primitive societies, human beings were also divided into social status according to ‘size’.”

Eh... Doug was going crazy. He glared sideways at Nate Robinson, who was in high spirits, and he hoped the guy wouldn't say such nonsense in public.

However, at this time, Jimmy Ferron almost laughed out his big teeth, and the audience in the audience booed bursts of booing.

At this moment... the famous Mr. Eddie Curry, who was not admitted to college, felt that he should also participate: Actually, when you just talked about the suspension performance of pickup trucks, I already wanted to express my opinion. Too many people online who don't understand Snoopy's true strength think that video is a marketing stunt made by advertisers.

But I'm 100% sure: that's Snoopy!!

He must have felt that there was still energy in his body after the game, so he called some duke girl and couldn't wait to vent his energy!

Otherwise, why do you think there are so many female celebrities flocking to him? Is it because he is handsome?

I'm as good-looking as he is. I just can't work an hour in a pickup truck.

Every word of Eddie Curry caused the scene to scream and laugh, and the wave was higher than the wave.

Jimmy Ferron was already gasping for breath, and he swears... these basketball players are so funny.

In fact, Jimmy would have almost believed him had it not been for Eddie Curry comparing his looks to Snoopy at the end.

But no matter what, an impression has been left in the minds of audiences all over the United States: Mr. Duke is doing a great job!

Although this is not a bad thing.

But the business promotion manager Robert was very frustrated after the show, and he told the two instigators helplessly: We are here to promote the positive and healthy image of our Knicks to the fans across the country, not to let you talk about sexual tools on it. It would make our team look weird and divide the status in the locker room by the size of that thing,

Don't you think gay is gay?

Who would feel gay? We're all straight! Besides, isn't Snoopy unhealthy? He can work for an hour!! Eddy Curry obviously didn't understand the multiple meanings of health, and he was still confident: If If you can work for an hour, your wife will surely praise you for being in good shape!

you……!

Robert gave Eddie Curry a blank look. This is simply a pot that can't be opened.

He vowed that he would not arrange media interviews with Eddie Curry again for some time. At the same time, he will try his best to arrange for this fat man to go to community activities, so that labor can change his words.

After this episode was broadcast, the focus of discussion was obviously not the Knicks' record miracle since the new century. Most people were discussing Snoopy's sexual function.

Moreover, many women on the Internet are eager to try in the message area. The Knicks fan forum is almost occupied by Snoopy's stick fans, and they all express a curiosity to find out. Although everyone is not sure whether the protagonist in that video is the Duke, but which woman does not want to be fucked like the woman in the video? Life is always about being brave to try.

The next afternoon, at an official fan event hosted by the Knicks. Madison Garden has a lot of words like 'Duke, fuck me! ’ banner. Moreover, the number of female fans who appeared that day far exceeded the normal ratio.

This caused Doug a great headache. He felt that American women were too unreserved, and they didn't understand what grace was.

And his teammates all showed envy. Nate Robinson even emphasized: You should thank me, Snoopy. If I hadn't promoted you on Jimmy's Late Show, there would definitely not be so many women eager to try. Look at those women with protruding backs and red lips and white teeth, don’t you want to move? Don’t you want to pat her ass and swing in a Ford Raptor?”

Speaking of the Ford Raptor, Doug couldn't help complaining that the company's advertisements were too explicit. In their latest commercial, the Ford Raptor pickup truck is first driven through various bumpy road conditions, and then parked on a flat road to shake desperately!

Immediately, the duke's photo appeared on the screen, and a line of advertising words appeared below: Ford Raptor, to meet your various off-road needs

!

This is clearly playing around the edges.

This quickly increased the search volume of 'Duke, fuck me', and Doug even suspected that this topic was manipulated by Ford.

But now, I have to endure these ulterior motives and become their 'hunting target'. The only thing he can do now is to wait and wait for this wave to pass.

While those boring women were intensively discussing how to sleep to the Duke, Stephen Curry returned to New York from Los Angeles, and he lived in Snoopy's house. Although he didn't sleep on the Duke's bed, Lin Weiwei gave him the task of never allowing any woman to approach his body.

For Curry's arrival, Doug is very pleased. He is worrying about his unique shooting problem, and he feels that Curry's shooting ability should be able to give a solution.

However, after Curry saw Doug's shot in the training hall, he fell into deep thought. Fifty seconds later, he spread his hands and said helplessly: This is a bizarre event that I have never seen before. Your performance Beyond common sense!

You are the only basketball player I have ever seen who shoots less than 20% of his field goals under normal shooting conditions, but can reach 40% of his field goal percentages under difficult conditions. You are incredible.

I started to believe in the authenticity of that video online.

This is too in line with your character setting, you like to play this kind of difficult action!

Doug glared at him angrily.

Then call him over and prepare to have a good one-on-one fight with him.

But Stephen Curry said he still has something to do, and he walked into D'Antoni's office. D'Antoni returned to New York after the Knicks knocked out the Atlanta Hawks, but he kept his mouth shut about re-coaching. He didn't even walk into the practice facility to guide practices.

It looked like he had given up his job as head coach.

It's just... what is he doing with Steph Curry?

Doug frowned, but didn't think much about it.

Turn around and continue shooting!

boom! boom! boom!

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