Guard With a Knife

While other teams are still fighting tough games to advance to the second round, the purple and gold are taking a long vacation.

They were bored waiting for the winner of the Thunder-Rocket battle: they thought they only needed to play five games, but who knew that the Rockets would explode collectively in the fifth game. Under the collective performance of Harden, Jeremy Lin, Parsons and others, Harden forced the Thunder's second junior into a corner, and in the end Harden sent his old club into Game 6 with a controversial foul from outside the three-point line.

This once became the focus of discussion on the fan forum, Michael Jordan even did not forget to jump out and say: Nowadays, children like to cheat fouls too much.

In this matter, the Black Mamba has the same opinion as the basketball god. He also thinks that cheating fouls is not a good behavior. Classic goals are created by shaking the opponent away. Although cheating fouls is useful, it is unnecessary. And it's easy to lose a player's composure: a truly proud scorer doesn't bother to touch porcelain.

In the discussion with Snoopy, Black Mamba refines his point of view in this way.

Snoopy agrees. He also thinks that Harden's style of play is not conducive to attracting fans. You know...in the stadium on the street, people will applaud because you imitated Jordan and Kobe, and they will never applaud because you imitated a foul by touching porcelain.

but.

I hate Harden, Snoopy said. He made my workload go up. I really want to get back in the game.

The Duke's complaint made Black Mamba and Steve Nash unable to understand.

How do they know how many meetings Snoopy has had in the last three days? That's a number they couldn't have imagined.

As a successful person who competes outside all the year round, once he is free, someone will come to pay personal income tax, and the state tax and national tax will be collected together. Thanks to the Duke's solid foundation, he can bear it.

If it were someone else, the grass on the grave would be half the height of a person.

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Little Artest brought his brother Wu Sheng to the Lakers training hall in the past two days.

Wu Sheng's brother wearing the No. 99 jersey of the Lakers is indeed a little bit mighty. Little Artest has already decided that he will wear the No. 98 jersey next season to show his respect for Wu Sheng's brother. After all, when he was in Auburn Palace back then, it was Brother Wu Sheng who caused trouble by himself. He went up and did it with the two Wallaces. He was quite embarrassed to hide behind.

Beard also said that he will wear No. 97 next season.

Although Jamison had no friendship with these three Liangshan heroes before, they are all old players after all, and decided to change to the No. 96 jersey.

This is not saving fabric for the sponsors who make the jerseys at all.

Interestingly, the addition of Stephen Jackson, a non-staff member, actually improved the training efficiency of the Lakers. Relying on his fierce reputation, Jackson is really a tough guy.

Except for Kobe, Nash, and Snoopy who dare not scold him...Of course, the training attitude of these three does not require him to spur them.

Others, whether it is Artest Jr. or rookie Whiteside.

If there was anything wrong, he would yell at him when he went up. Facing Little Artest, he was even a little hands-on.

Little Artest is indeed a bit drifting during this period. Some time ago, Snoopy said that he asked him to drink less carbonated drinks and do more flexibility training.

But if he listens to it, it can always change for about a week. But after a week, it immediately returned to its original state, like a donkey going up a mountain, it won't leave unless you whip it.

It's not easy for Snoopy to smack him every day, so he can show some respect to little Artest, and he is also the old OG of the Lakers.

But Stephen Jackson didn't care, he just scolded when he came up.

Little Artest still had to listen.

Now you know why he played so well in Indiana back then, and the trade to the Kings plummeted. Stephen Jackson did not forget to share advanced experience with Kobe and the Duke after training.

In this regard, Doug is very satisfied.

He was very happy that Stephen Jackson accepted the imperial court's recruitment. At that time, he appointed Brother Wu Sheng as an official: From today on, you will be the chief coach of the 800,000 imperial army.

Forehead….

Stephen Jackson didn't understand.

Du Ge explained: It means that at least 800,000 of your salary is paid for you as the head coach of the Zijin Army.

Jackson understood this.

Now the Lakers really need a head coach as tough as Stephen Jackson. McBrown looked like a piece of brown bread and had a personality like that. He is actually very good at defense, but he takes an approachable way of getting along with players, so he is not strict enough in detail: I don’t know if he was trained by LeBron James in those years in Cleveland.

Frankly speaking, the quality of the Lakers' training this season is actually mediocre, mainly because they played well on the court, and the chemical reaction was extremely smooth because of the existence of the two assist masters, Snoopy and Steve Nash. The most important reason is that the Black Mamba has made a lot of sacrifices this season. He no longer insists on pursuing the ball. He often even attacks without the ball.

And when he is no longer one-on-five, just one-on-one, his own efficiency is the highest, and the team's operation is also the smoothest.

Now, the arrival of Wu Sheng has injected a tough and meticulous training attitude into the team, which is undoubtedly a huge help to the Lakers.

Maybe Jackson can't contribute as much on the court as he did back then, but as long as he can catch up on training, it will be a great victory for the Zijin Army.

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The Oklahoma City Thunder finally took care of the Houston Rockets after a five-day break for the purple and gold: They eliminated James Harden in Game 6 and avoided a difficult situation that dragged the game into a Game 7.

It also freed Snoopy from a difficult situation, waking up from a five-meter-by-four-meter bed every day is a headache.

God knows why Hollywood shoots so many movies and studios make so many albums every summer.

When Snoopy asked this question to Britney, the producer of the new album, after the first day of the Mesozoic Era, Miss American Dream seriously analyzed: Because the summer vacation is the time period with the greatest consumer demand. Regardless of Whether it’s a movie coming out, or an album coming out, there’s going to be a massive spending frenzy. Nobody’s going to have money.”

Well, I think they just have it against me.

Snoopy muttered.

But now, he can finally say I must focus on the game to refuse important meetings.

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Although before the start of the playoffs, many people were optimistic about the Thunder.

However, as the Zijin Corps brutally slaughtered the Denver Athletics in the first round, the Thunder took great pains to subdue the third brother Harden who had betrayed the wall. Public opinion has undergone an earth-shaking deflection, and now many critics in the major media believe that the Lakers will expel the Thunder in six games.

However, Westbrook is still ambitious, and his pride is better than the red sun.

We are here to win, not why the game is dragged into the seventh game. We are no worse than any team!

Snapped!

When he played, Snoopy used a block to press the layup on the backboard: the block of the old love is like a slap, every time you think of a sentence, you get a slap in the face!

Next, Snoopy still guarded Master Wei strictly.

The person who knows Master West best in the world may not be Durant, but Snoopy who has slept with Master West for two years. Although Master Wei has improved by leaps and bounds in recent years, he has not changed his girlfriend no matter how much he has improved by leaps and bounds. Not changing his girlfriend proves that his soul is still that soul, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who put himself in a transaction signal light!

Now that Snoopy's speed, coordination, strength, and movement are not inferior to Master West, it is really difficult for Russell to escape from the palm.

In the past, the people Snoopy admired most were Westbrook and Derrick Rose. He thought that the physical fitness of these two people was simply a fairy. But now, he is also a god. Although he has not yet evolved to the highest level, there is nothing wrong with following the two of them side by side.

Ever since, Master Wei became embarrassed.

He had a tough time in the first quarter.

Thunder dual-core is equivalent to MediaTek's chip. Although there are many cores, Durant is the only one doing the work.

The youngest scoring champion in history performed really well tonight, even though the Black Mamba tried his best to defend him. But ... Durant showed off his superhuman shooting, scoring 18 points on 7-for-11 shooting in the first quarter.

And if he hadn't played so bravely, the Thunder wouldn't have fallen behind by 3 points at 29:32.

The Lakers actually didn't play very well tonight. The Black Mamba put too much energy on the defensive end, which caused him to struggle on the offensive end.

Steve Nash of the new Los Angeles Slam Dunk League has not warmed up yet, so he took the initiative to apply for exit after playing for five minutes: this is good for old players. ...Master Wei needs to learn from Nash.

It was Snoopy, Boozer's pick-and-roll coordination, and Korver's jumper from outside the three-point line that supported the Purple and Gold's offensive in the first quarter.

These three continued their play in the Bulls, forcibly suppressing the Thunder with an efficient and fast pace.

After the start of the second quarter, the Lakers performed a regular rotation.

Kobe and Boozer all returned to the bench to rest. The Zijin Army has never had the habit of not needing to rotate because of narrowing points or falling behind: Of course, the Duke who never tires and has a 20-square-meter bed is not included.

When Snoopy led the lineup of Baron Davis, Ron Artest, Antawn Jamison and Milicic.

The Thunder also responded with Kevin Durant leading Reggie Jackson, Kevin Martin, Ibaka, and Nick Collison.

With the absence of Westbrook, the Thunder's overall offensive has even improved.

Although Reggie Jackson's personal offensive ability is not as strong as Master Wei's, he is better than going his own way. He passes the basketball to Kevin Martin or Kevin Durant like clocking in to work. The speed of the ball is very timely and not sticky at all. ball.

Under Scott Brooks' great whoever gets the ball, singles tactical system, Kevin Durant once again showed his power against Artest's defense.

Although little Artest's movement speed tonight has improved compared to the first round, but he still can't prevent Durant, the god of death who has long hands, long feet and quick speed.

This made Brother Wu Sheng on the sidelines clap his palms anxiously, he could not wait to put on little Artest's jersey and play against each other.

To some extent, although Stephen Jackson is a bit older, if he is to defend Durant, the effect will indeed be better than Artest Jr. Little Artest is now a powerful defensive forward who can carry people, while Jackson is a tall type, and his old arms and legs can maintain a few minutes of high-frequency movement.

Therefore, these two people correspond to James and Durant.

Durant hit all three of his first three shots in the second quarter.

At this time, Snoopy and Artest made substitutions.

When Snoopy locked Durant, the god of death, Durant immediately felt great pressure. Although his height and leg length are advantages, the advantage is not so obvious when Snoopy can keep up with him: because Snoopy's jumping speed is too fast, anyone who tries to jump in front of him Everyone needs to be on tenterhooks, what if it is blocked?

Kevin Durant, though careful, didn't allow himself to be blocked.

However, due to the high emotional tension, his shooting percentage has dropped significantly.

At the same time, His Excellency the Duke stepped up his attacks;

Since joining the Lakers, he has never been fully fired, let alone show the momentum of breaking the Olympic record and breaking the Dream Ten team.

But tonight, he took it out.

When he picked up the defensive rebound from the front court and galloped all the way forward, before Reggie Jackson made a defensive stance, he quickly made a high-frequency change of direction at high speed and then jumped directly, one meter away from the three-point line Impressively shot at the place where the basketball crossed the beautiful parabola... Shua!

Accurate and unmistakable fall into the Nets.

In the next round, as the Thunder sent Westbrook up for targeted defense.

He suddenly started from outside the three-point line and rushed to the penalty area like lightning. Although Westbrook was chasing him, the Duke stopped suddenly and threw a beautiful parabola with his golden left hand... Swoosh!

Another beautiful throw.

Third round. With Westbrook playing close defense, Snoopy used Milicic's pick-and-roll and went straight into the paint, even though Nick Collison was standing inside.

But when Snoopy got off to a good start, he took off in a jiffy, without giving Collison any room to defend, and directly attacked in the face!

boom!

The dunk was like thunder for nine days, and Nick Collison suffered the humiliation of the front and the crotch.

When the Staples Arena was full of cheers, the cheers of the MVP were like the roaring engines of fighter jets roaring over the stadium.

Derrick Rose sitting in front of the TV was a little embarrassed. In the just-announced vote, he narrowly defeated LeBron James of the Miami Heat and won the regular season MVP of the 2012-2013 season.

If Snoopy hadn't won the MVP in the first two seasons, he would be the youngest regular season MVP.

Moreover, many people think that Snoopy helped him get this MVP. If Snoopy did not beat the Heat and lose to the Bulls, the Heat would take the lead in record. Once LeBron has a record advantage, the regular season MVP would be It's really hard to say who it will be awarded to.

Most importantly, if Snoopy stays with the Bulls, he is very likely to win the regular season MVP for the third time in a row.

With Snoopy scoring three consecutive rounds, the Lakers widened the gap again.

But that wasn't the end of Snoopy's scoring performance.

Although he hit one in three consecutive hits, he quickly hit four in a row.

He single-handedly opened the score to 15 points, forcing Coach Brooks to request a timeout.

I think no one doubts Snoopy's scoring ability now. As long as he wants to score, he can also win the scoring champion. Reggie Miller emphasized in the commentary booth: Don't underestimate a player who won the US team. The player with the highest scoring record in Olympic history!

The Lakers are likely to start a dynasty again.

McBrin couldn't help but sigh too.

Although the Celtics meritorious player Bill Walton sitting next to him curled his lips, he had to admit that this is likely to become a reality.

After all, Snoopy is really too strong. And it is strong visible to the naked eye, and now he really has a bit of Michael Jordan in the past.

You could feel him dominating the game.

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