Guard With a Knife

The biggest news in the NBA in January was actually about the fact that the NBA voting list was dominated by three players from the Lakers.

This year, the Zijin Army won a total of three All-Star spots. They are: Steve Nash, Kobe Bryant and Snoopy Doo!

Originally, Carlos Boozer should also have one. Although he played mediocre this season, he also averaged 16.5 points and 7.2 rebounds per game. It is also necessary to occupy a spot, but... Once he occupies a spot, it basically means that he will start the game. With his style of flattering Snoopy, Duke fans sent him to the starting power forward in minutes.

However, even if the NBA executives made a plan.

But Nash, Kobe, and Doug, who were included in their list, still occupy the starting positions of point guard, shooting guard and forward without any suspense.

This has caused many star players to be upset overtly and secretly.

After all, this old monk is already in his dying years, so shouldn't he have made his final performance in the All-Star Game long ago? Besides, he averaged 12.2 points, 5.1 assists and 1.9 rebounds per game this season, which is not at the All-Star level.

Just because the interaction between him and Snoopy is interesting, he can't be put on the starting lineup, right?

How many point guards are at their peak in the West right now.

Chris Paul is now the league's No. 1 point guard. Although the Los Angeles Clippers led by him have no scum left by the Purple and Gold Corps in terms of exposure, their record is not bad. They are now fourth in the Western Conference.

In addition, players like Tony Parker and Westbrook are also in urgent need of opportunities.

How can an old man who is almost forty years old urgently need to show off in the All-Star game?

Many people are not convinced.

But no way!

At first, Nash wanted to come out and make a dumpling soup, but Doug resolutely stopped him: Since the fans like to see you appear, why do you have to be humble? Maybe you can get an All-Star MVP mixed with a trophy just for bad money.

Nash is a very gentleman, but he can't stand the Duke being brainwashed all the time. What do you say... This is the last All-Star game in your life. Do you have the heart to let those hungry fans never see you licking your fingers at the free throw line?

Nash was persuaded, even though he wanted to play Doog: because Snoopy was even suspicious of his hygiene.

Damn it, I wash two jujubes a game, one before the game, one after the game, and maybe I have to wash another one when I get home.

Of course, he didn't say that.

If he said it, the Duke would definitely be sour on him: How wonderful it would be if you added the data of bathing to the rebound. The new leader of the Los Angeles Slam Dunk League!

And besides Steve, those sour grapes are also bitter about Kobe's entry into the starting lineup.

In their opinion, how could a guy who got injured after only a few games get into the All-Star voting list? And it ranked second in the voting list. Is this going to move the story of the triangular broken back in the Los Angeles locker room to the All-Star West locker room? What the hell are those crazy fans doing? Have you seen the efforts of other players, why Kobe can start because of flirting with Snoopy? Don't those players work so hard that they don't even deserve to be mentioned by name?

is this fair

unfair!

Kobe Bryant made it clear at the end of January: I will officially come back in the All-Star Game!

This cut off some people's minds.

Some players originally hoped to replace Kobe's injured list and become the starter.

But they don't know how uncomfortable Kobe is holding back now. Since mid-January, he has been crazy about playing. But Doug kept shooting, kept refusing, and even got Kupchak to blacklist his cell phone number.

The helpless Bryant can only save the country with a curve, and can only announce the comeback of the All-Star Game: Snoopy manages the sky, the earth, the atmosphere, and can he manage the All-Star Game?

As for the news that Bryant announced that he would return to the All-Star Game, Doug laughed it off. Kobe has cultivated for so long, and there must be no problems in all aspects of his body. In fact, his injury can be recuperated for five or six weeks, but Doug insisted on giving him eight weeks, and it will be almost nine weeks until the All-Star Game.

There is no way, Kobe has overdrawn too much physical strength in the previous season, so he has to make up for it.

Also let Mrs. Ke make up for it.

Recently, Vanessa's eyes look so tender, and her attitude towards Doug is much better. After all, when Du Ge went to his house in the past, he just played all night long and never gave her a chance to play. Now, Dug directly suppressed the black mamba at home, and she hit the snake with a stick, and the black mamba finally did not escape from her palm, even though there was a weekly salary rule: Vanessa didn't follow it at all . They Mexicans have a fine tradition of smuggling!

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Although Los Angeles was mired in endless All-Star issues in January, they did not affect the game.

Played a total of 14 games in January, 9 wins and 5 losses.

Maintained a record of more than 60%, although the ranking in the Western Conference was surpassed by the Thunder, and now ranks third in the Western Conference. But this does not constitute pressure on the Lakers. The fans are now watching the game for fun.

They are now reversed by the Duke, Nash and others' gags. Whenever the game comes, they always wonder: Can the leader and deputy leader of the new Los Angeles Dunk League complete a standard dunk tonight? Can the team leader and the two deputy team leaders of the New Los Angeles Violent Forward Team hit real violent goals? And can The Last Hope of Los Angeles Post-up Singles (Black Mamba's name) really give people hope?

It doesn't matter whether this is moral depravity, let alone the depravity of human nature.

Anyway, the fun is over! !

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And while the fans were happy, the Duke was actually not that happy this month. Because Daphne doesn't have her feet on the ground at all, she works hard for her career everywhere, whether it's film production or film release, and by the way, she also goes to see which potential NCAA players are there, and uses one minute for two minutes.

This made him no chance to experience the feeling of thunder and lightning invasion.

When can I become a real Thunder God and Lightning Mother! !

Doug was heartbroken.

At the same time, the queen of sweet songs came to Los Angeles twice in January, although she did not see her son on both occasions. But the purpose of her visit was to discuss the wedding date with her parents-in-law. They discussed and discussed, referring to various superstitious schools, such as the Book of Changes, the Five Elements, and the rising constellation... Anyway, Chinese culture has a long history, so they have time to work. go.

Anyway, I couldn't make a decision twice, even though the Queen of Sweet Songs even brought twelve masters over for reference the second time, but there was no result. On the contrary, it made... the old Mr. Torisman fall into the magic way. He is a scientist, a disciple of Master Newton, and he is obsessed with five elements and gossip?

What a crime! !

Newton got into theology because he had mastered all the sciences. You are just an associate professor now. What kind of job are you doing? Can't you just study your basic physics? There is still a lot of room for digging in Newton's major laws. Five elements and eight trigrams are a bottomless pit, you can't play well, dear.

In any case, at least in January, the two sides did not reach any agreement.

And under Duge's insinuation, basically the wedding day must be moved to 2014. Because 2013 is a no spring year, it is not suitable for marriage.

Doug was dizzy from hearing this.

Have to wait a year to get a license to work?

This made him feel quite depressed, so there was a scene where he shot 39 crazy shots against the Detroit Pistons on February 2, and he dedicated 25 irons.

After the game, even Charles Barkley couldn't help feeling: It was too bullying. If the Pistons were not rebuilding, they would have beaten the Lakers in this game.

There is no way, even though the Duke is so determined tonight that people can't help but put the number 24 on his jersey.

However, Artest is fierce enough.

Ron Artest has basically been paddling this season and has not played many good games. But he is like Hai Lan's family, he can give you a surprise every month. When he played against the Thunder last time, he broke out without warning, killing the Oklahoman's dream of winning.

Tonight, he seemed to recall the scene of getting fattened up at the Palace of Auburn Hills many years ago, and then he exploded again. 5 of 6 three-pointers... Do you think there is still reason?

He just relied on his own strength to pull the game back.

Without him, the Lakers would have lost Detroit.

Snoopy should thank Artest. Kenny Smith said the same.

And then in Cleveland, Snoopy should thank Nash, leader of the new Los Angeles Dunk League.

If it weren't for Nash's heroic performance, he made 9 of 11 shots and scored 26 points. Lord Duke, who made 10 of 29 shots, was about to be the culprit.

Of course, this game also fully proved: Owen really can't defend. He actually allowed the two leaders of Los Angeles to score a total of 42 points, which is a rare dumpling.

It's normal to miss shots. I have to make my offensive methods more proficient now. You know, Kobe is coming back soon. When he returns to the court, he will definitely be critical of my various offensive postures. I have to study as hard as a student rushing for an exam!

In an interview with the Cleveland Candide, Duke Snoopy finally spoke the truth.

Frankly, the relationship between Snoopy and Cleveland has never been better since LeBron James betrayed Ohio State. In the past, the Cleveland media would feel uncomfortable if they didn't hate Doug for a day. Now they are one of the most violent groups advocating Snoopy's number one NBA player, and they can even be ranked among the top three in North America.

His Excellency the Duke also does not remember villains, and maintains some interactions with them, such as accepting their interviews.

Therefore, when a reporter asked him how he viewed the playoffs in the Eastern Conference this season, he reciprocated and said: I think Chicago will be the best. Miami is by no means an opponent of the Bulls. The Bulls have an unprecedentedly strong lineup, and Miami The foundation is not solid!

Cleveland really likes such remarks, and even Cleveland owner Gilbert publicly praised them.

They are against Miami now, they just want to see LeBron lose face.

Anyway, now Cleveland has shown a thriving situation and won two consecutive champions.

However, LeBron has quite complained about Doug's statement. On the one hand, he thinks that Doug shouldn't be interviewed by Cleveland and connotate himself with them. On the other hand, he believes that the Bulls will not be Miami's opponent, and the Heat have reached their own moment to win the championship.

Therefore, he resolutely stated at an event in Miami: If Miami does not win this season, it will be the biggest failure of my career! We have reached the point where we have to win the championship.

His words excited the whole south coast, and people believed what he said.

Because at the end of January, the Heat beat the Bulls by 20 points.

With the current situation in the east, they have basically confirmed that the east is invincible.

On the west side, there is still chaos. The Los Angeles Lakers are now about to go to the fourth place in the Western Conference, and the top two in the Western Conference, whether it is the Thunder or the Spurs, they are not afraid.

Therefore, LeBron has the confidence to say such cruel words before the All-Star Game.

As for LeBron James' almost ultimatum speech, the Duke did not respond at all, or even ignored it.

For him, James is a gambler with a lot of money, but he only lost $1 million. Although he can live a good life without the gambling table, but he chose stud who is desperate.

As he himself said, if he can't win the championship this season.

Well, it really was a career blowout for him. At the same time, it was also a big defeat for the Big Three, and even more so for the magic operator.

And Duge, as a big winner, why did he talk to the loser so quickly?

He chose to cut 24 irons in Milwaukee, continuing to pay tribute to the great Milan blacksmith Kobe Bryant.

Of course, what makes the Milwaukee people regret is that even if Snoopy scored 24 irons, they still couldn't win. The reason is...Milicic scored 19 points and 14 rebounds, Whiteside scored 12 points and 15 rebounds, Ilyasova, Mbah a Moute, and Sanders were not opponents of these two at all, they were beaten to death by them... Is there any reason for this?

Why do the Lakers always have such magical operations?

Either the New Slam Dunk Alliance stepped forward, or the violent forward group stepped forward. Fortunately, tonight, the new hope of Los Angeles post-up singles all found hope.

WTF! !

Since the Milwaukee Bucks held a Zunyi meeting in 2007, they have never been able to please the Chinese.

With the end of this game, the Duke's iron tour in the middle of the United States has also come to an end. He, Steve Nash and others will fly directly to the Southwest of the United States to start their All-Star tour in Houston.

Anyway, regardless of whether those sour grapes are convinced or not, anyway, the Zijin Army accounted for the three starting seats in the Western Conference All-Stars.

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