Guard With a Knife

Lao Du and his wife came to the United States for tourism, and they made an appointment with their prospective daughter-in-law and prospective in-laws to visit Yellowstone Park.

In fact, I still want to get closer to each other.

For that stubborn father-in-law, Ms. Lan Fei really had some headaches, especially when she knew that he even suspected that her son was gay, she almost collapsed.

The whole world is saying that my son is a playboy, that he is a disaster for Hollywood, and you say he has no interest in women?

If he hadn't been interested in women, I wouldn't have been frightened on New Year's Eve.

He is very interested in women.

After seeing the Miami beach volleyball incident in the media, Ms. Lan Fei's subconscious mind tightened. She always felt that things were not that simple.

So, before Doug went to the training camp to practice the ball the next day, she sneaked to the garage to give her son instructions.

You don't want to mess around anymore. We are all people from traditional families, so we shouldn't be immoral.

Du Ge was baffled by the sudden reminder from the queen of sweet songs. He was a little guilty, but also a little bit strong: What's the matter?

Let me tell you, American girls are very open. You don't want to be with them. They can do those shameful things with you today, but they can be with others tomorrow... So, you will live in peace and contentment with Weiwei. Have a good time by yourself, okay?

Forehead….

The puppy's expression was dull, but he panicked in his heart: Does mom know what this is? He bugged me?

Look at this girl named Emma Roberts, what she tweeted last night, what was she talking about. Something like 'I want to use my legs to measure your waist' or 'whatever it is' rains Jiaxue, I want to pinch you too'... Is this what a big girl should say in public?

The queen of sweet songs became more and more angry, she could not accept such open remarks, and it was still on the public platform.

Duge slammed subconsciously: How do you know he's talking about me? This is freedom of speech.

You think I'm blind. The Queen of Sweet Songs immediately took out her mobile phone, and she skillfully flipped it to Duge: Look, there are pictures of you under the text. Look at the comments below, everyone knows OK.

Forehead…….

With the facts before his eyes, Duge couldn't say anything.

However, he discovered a detail, that is, the sweet song queen's Twitter attention turned out to be all duchess girls. God, is this going deep behind enemy lines to grasp first-hand information?

What a horrible woman.

Duge sighed with lingering fear, then got into the car and left quickly.

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Doug was in Los Angeles until the end of July. He has been busy recording a new album, shooting a movie, and some TV shows, and he also went to Nevada to hold a solo concert by the way.

Even the media are calling him Superman, because no NBA star has ever been more active in the offseason than him.

In fact, what people don't know is that other than being busy during the day. At night, he also had to shuttle between the presidential suites of the major luxury hotels in Los Angeles.

No way, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.

He always had to give some comfort to the female stars who found time to come to see him in Los Angeles, and that was his manly responsibility.

In the recent period, the biggest news in the basketball circle is that Kobe Bryant and Snoopidoo were interviewed by Koden Show at the same time. In the damn truth or dare session, the host asked Kobe Bryant to rank the strongest active players The order of three people.

He hardly hesitated: Snoopy, Kobe, LeBron.

This caused an uproar.

Because this is the first time Bryant has publicly admitted that others are better than him.

Many media couldn't help saying that Bryant had changed. He even gave up his previous label of only me in order to get Snoopy.

O'Neal even said sourly on TV: Kobe Bryant has completely become another person in order to win more championships.

But actually, the weird thing is.

The Lakers have not had any substantive contact with the Bulls recently. On the contrary, they became the first team in the NBA to complete a transaction during the offseason. They couldn't wait to make a deal with the Suns on July 11. They used 8.9 million transaction exceptions, first-round picks in 2013 and 2015, second-round picks in 2013 and 2014, plus some cash in exchange for two-time MVP point guard Steve Nash. Nash's new contract is worth $27 million over three years.

And it is reported that Stephen Nash will wear the No. 10 jersey in the new season.

This seems to mean that the Lakers have given up the introduction of Snoopy.

At the same time, the Lakers and the Magic have also been in contact. Kobe Bryant persuaded Dwight Howard to apply for a trade more than once, and even publicly stated that he would teach Howard how to win a championship. Frankly speaking, the current Black Mamba is like a villain in the eyes of major teams, because he is still flirting with New York's Carmelo Anthony. He hopes that Anthony will not renew his contract with the Knicks and go to the Lakers to form a super team.

ESPN even called the Black Mamba the Snoopy of basketball.

The puppy was shot while lying down.

It's like I'm hooking up with female stars everywhere, obviously I'm the victim. They want to drug me, give me some incense, and show me meow meow, what the hell can I do? I am a boy who is away from home, and my mother didn't say to protect myself at all times. The situation in China and the United States is so different, I can't guard against it!

Compared with Kobe Bryant's skittishness, the little Duke appears to be much firmer.

He always stressed that he had no reason to leave his teammates.

And when the host asked him which of the three duchess girls was more beautiful, he was taken aback. Because the names that Corden gave were: Anne Hathaway, Scarlett Johansson, and Aimee Pahild.

Isn't this the three cats Kaitai that he has been thinking about recently?

But he quickly chose to take a big risk, and he easily ate the marinated beef tongue.

He didn't think it was a very bad food.

Afterwards, Corden asked him what he thought of the three Emmas whose clothes were better.

Needless to say, this is another proposition. So, the little duke can only eat which fried grasshopper.

When Snoopy escapes the truth in a row.

The host was going crazy: Hey, can you order some food that Chinese people don't eat next time?

The staff is also very helpless, this link is a trick for them.

So, going to London to compete in the Olympics this year, will you date Emma Watson? She is the cutie in the heart of the British people. Corden suddenly said again.

Snoopy looked very helpless, and he asked back: Why can't you ask me about my thoughts on winning the championship like you asked Kobe Bryant? The Chinese team is also a very competitive team.

Uh... You know, we actually asked Bryant just to be polite. After all, we are an entertainment show, and we care more about your scandal. Corden confessed quite frankly.

This made it impossible for Snoopy to refuse, so he had to say: We should meet, but it must be because of work. You know, my team has arranged a concert for me in London. I have already sent him an invitation.

said the little duke.

He tried his best to be normal and express it frankly.

But the audience at the scene still screamed, as if something incredible would happen that night.

Frankly speaking, the puppy is really a bit depressed.

What made him even more depressed was when the show aired and he received a text from Emma Roberts: Hey, aren't you going to invite me? Actually, I was also working in Europe at that time. I'm in France, but you know...France is even closer to England than two non-adjacent US states.

Snoopy felt helpless.

But he could only politely express the invitation.

What surprised him even more was that at that time, Emma Stone was also working in Europe. But she is in Italy.

According to Emma Stone's theory, it's as simple as walking from the third floor of the department store to the second floor of the department store.

So, what else to say?

bring it on!

Too much debt doesn't weigh you down!

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After Snoopy returned to China at the end of July, he went to London for a short training camp.

Due to the 2010 World Championships, the Chinese team won the silver medal in history. So for this year's London Olympics, the fans' expectations are relatively high, and the top eight obviously can't satisfy them. Keeping copper and fighting for silver has become everyone's expectation.

In this regard, Doug is full of confidence. After all, he is much stronger now than he was in 2010.

And actually, it is.

In the group match against the host team, Great Britain, the Duke easily got a triple-double, with 22 points, 12 assists, 11 rebounds, 2 blocks and 2 steals, making Great Britain captivated. Bulls teammate Luol Deng even stood in front of the camera in frustration and complained: At the beginning of the game, I thought he couldn't adapt to the FIBA ​​system. His shooting will be the gap for us to beat him. But unfortunately, we ignored his performance in the penalty area. Deterrence. There is no three-second zone as a reason for him to dominate the basket!

We are too naive!

Luol Deng said with a very helpless wry smile.

But the British don't care about their failure on the basketball court. They even happily shouted Snoopy's name on the court, and they didn't forget to connect Emma Watson: In Great Britain, there are always only football hooligans, no basketball Hooligans, some are a group of basketball gentlemen.

What's more interesting is that Emma Watson's younger brother Alex Watson, wearing the Bulls' No. 10 jersey, stood on the sidelines and cheered for Snoopy.

I don't know what the relationship is between him and my sister, but I'm sure I'm a fan and a fan, and I could actually be a fan if he wanted to. He's just so versatile, he's achieved in all areas. Success, that's why he's the favorite star of British teens.

Alex made a wild love affair after the game.

This forced Snoopy to take off his sneakers and give them to him.

Then, this guy was almost in a coma, and the picture of him hugging the third generation of the Duke and kissing him was even like a drug addict.

The next day The Times published his photo in the sports section: For the Watson family, Snoopy's sneakers are fragrant. Why should we not expect Snoopy to be the son-in-law of England?

Last summer, the entire British people were heartbroken for this pair of golden boys and girls. This year, the enthusiasm for the Olympics has obviously escalated.

In this regard, the little duke couldn't hide his embarrassment.

When the second scene of the group stage was against Argentina, the entire arena almost became the Chinese team...it shouldn't be Snoopy's personal game. Everyone was chanting his name.

After the game, Barbosa said very depressed: I'm really affected, I don't know why he hit a dunk, the British will shout Emma Watson. It sounds more like his personal concert ,do you understand?

Brazil Lightning left with helplessness and failure.

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