Growing up as a male god: After listening to the advice, I became a top-notch guy

As this adapted song "Yue Lao Disconnected" ended, Li Youzhi's barrage in the live broadcast room was completely detonated!

Is this song good? No.

Before Li Youzhi traveled through time, this song was one of many popular internet songs. It became popular for a while and then lost its popularity. Judging from Li Youzhi's limited music creation level, the composition of this song looks like a piece of cake from every angle.

Is Li Youzhi's singing good? To be honest, no.

Li Youzhi's current voice condition is very poor, with the legendary thick vocal cords. His speaking voice was deep and his tone lacked variety.

If a normal singer's vocal cords are as thick as durex, then the vocal cords left to Li Youzhi by the original owner must be at least sheep intestines.

With such a voice condition, basically saying goodbye to being a singer.

However, after listening to Li Youzhi singing this unpleasant song like a joke, his live broadcast room was filled with "NB" all over the screen for a long time!

The lyrics are so on point!

"I laughed when I listened to it. This song is so ugly! I laughed and cried again. These words are so true!"

"It's so true, these lyrics are so heartbreaking!"

“The music is shit, but the lyrics take the song to a level it shouldn’t be!”

"What is love in this world? Rich people eventually get married, and poor people see it with their own eyes. What the hell is this world like!"

"Damn, I just ended my six-year long-distance relationship, and I sang a rubbish song that broke my guard."

"Brother, do you know the end of this lyrics?!"

"Brother, I will play Neverland for you, and you will sing it again! This time, I will focus the phone camera on the faces of the female guests to sing. I didn't see enough of their expressions just now!"

"It has thoroughly explained the essence of love in this era! I would like to call it the divine song of contemporary diaosi!"

Beep!

Received a stunning value of 1211 points from the Doushou platform!

Li Youzhi smiled coquettishly when he received a notification that the system's amazing value had been credited to his account, and then saw the comments from netizens in the live broadcast room.

Basic exercises, don’t do six, sit down!

Putting the microphone on the keyboard, he jumped off the stage.

Before he could stand still, the on-site manager with a livid expression stepped forward and grabbed Li Youzhi's arm.

"You are here to deliberately cause trouble! You should leave now, otherwise we can talk about this matter today!"

Seeing the expression on the other person's face that couldn't hide the desire to kill him, Li Youzhi curled his lips and directly shook off the hand of the old sister-in-law in red.

Drive me away?

Walk! At once! Walk!

However, Brother Zhi spent 600 yuan in registration fee and had to finish the buffet before leaving!

Otherwise, I would take the bus all the way here, and then take the bus back all the way, and have to go to the school cafeteria to eat.

Wouldn’t that be a loss of life!

Hey!

This is how Brother Zhi knows how to live his life.

"Where can I get meal tickets?"

What he said immediately triggered a burst of angry curses from the female guests present.

"Either you are sick, and the organizer has written it clearly; only those who hold hands successfully can exchange the two dating cards they hold for meal tickets to dine on the second floor. Are you married?"

"That's right, you don't look very good, have no money, no strength, and your mouth smells like shit. Which sister here can hold hands with you? You still want to eat at the buffet, go home and drink the northwest wind. !”

"That's right! Coax him out quickly!"

In the crowd, Sweet Girl No. 33 and Fu Di Mo, No. 14, whose faces turned green, shouted - obviously, the song just now really touched their pain point.

"Sir, the two ladies have explained it very clearly."

Seeing someone mentioning that he had answered the rules himself, the on-site manager pointed to the door.

"So please leave immediately and don't waste everyone's time. It's still half an hour before our blind date ends. If you delay a little longer, you may delay other people's lifelong happiness. I don't want to call the police and make this matter bigger. …”

Seeing the supervisor give an ultimatum, the blind date man No. 155, whose hair was not yet dry, next to Li Youzhi sighed.

He patted Li Youzhi on the shoulder and advised: "Brother, forget it, let's go. This blind date is not interesting. Many of the female guests are familiar faces. They are the same old figures from other blind dates. Just like you. What I said just now are all here to make wishes. Women these days who want to find a partner to live a down-to-earth life will not spend all day in such blind dates. Let's go, let's go together. "

When 155 sighed and was about to leave, Li Youzhi grabbed him.

"Brother, that's not what you said. Although the blind date didn't work out, you should be able to eat at the buffet. Otherwise, wouldn't the six hundred yuan be down the drain? Thinking about it makes me panic!"

After saying that, he looked at the supervisor in front of him.

"There's no rule that says men and women can't hold hands, right?"

()()()()ah……?

Seeing Li Youzhi pull the confused 155 into a tight fist without saying a word, everyone in the audience was stunned...

Being held by Li Youzhi's hand, 155 was stunned for a moment.

"Brother, don't be joking. I know you think this blind date will be a loss. But my orientation is very normal!"

The supervisor of the blind date meeting on the side turned pale when he saw Li Youzhi's piece of meat, and warned in a deep voice: "Sir, please don't joke!"

Li Youzhi doesn't miss this meal, but he misses this thing!

Originally, he was planning to leave after spraying, but now that someone came to chase him, he refused to leave.

Grabbing No. 155's wrist, he shrugged.

"Why am I kidding? There are so many benefits to two men being together! Think about it, after two men get married, they will have two houses and two cars, and they can go out and go clubbing together every day. , you can also change the nice-looking clothes. We work together during the day and do skewers together at night. If you don’t want to go out, one of you will be brushing donkey hooves on one side of the sofa, and the other will be brushing Odeboola bananas on the other side of the sofa..."

Every time Li Youzhi said something, the eyes of the male guests at the scene became deeper.

At the end of the story, No. 155, who was caught by him, burst into tears.

"Fuck, brother, stop talking. Isn't it just a buffet? I'll go with you. If you keep talking, I really want to find a man to spend time with!"

Naughty devil, wouldn't it be over if you agreed earlier?

Seeing that 155 had obeyed him, Li Youzhi hung two blue hand cards on the marriage wall in front of the supervisor who was gritting his teeth.

In Li Youzhi's live broadcast room, netizens in the live broadcast room almost fainted with laughter after hearing what he did.

"Holy shit, brother, can you show me a little more slut?"

"You're laughing at me at noon! I'm sure, little brother, you're just here to cause trouble! It's bad luck to meet you at this blind date!"

"Who suggested he go on a blind date?"

"I laughed to death while riding a horse, but then again, is it really that exciting for two men to be together? Can you please give it a try, please?"

"The front is crazy! I'm obviously here to eat at the buffet. You, a faggot, have slapped us in the face with your calculations!"

Beep!

Received an amazing value of 999 points from the Doushou platform!

Li Youzhi smiled secretly when he heard that another amazing amount of money had been recorded.

Although the suggested task has not been completed yet, in terms of stunning value income alone, today...is a huge win!

The time is already past eleven o'clock.

There was less than half an hour before the blind date ended. In fact, at this time, most of the people in the blind date had already left.

Those who sincerely come here to find a partner will form a CP and go out for in-depth talks soon after the blind date begins.

Those who stay are all in trouble; either the conditions are extremely bad, or the requirements are extremely outrageous.

Seeing Li Youzhi's coquettish moves, the remaining dozen male guests, who were definitely hopeless in finding a good match, looked at each other with a tacit understanding.

Then, they raised their respective blind date cards.

And then……

A pair of rough old men walked in pairs to the marriage wall hung with pink and blue dating cards. After receiving the meal tickets with two blue tags, they all followed Li Youzhi's steps towards the stairs leading to the restaurant.

Looking at the backs of these people, the remaining female guests panicked!

Hey, what will we do if they leave?

No. 14 pushed the on-site manager next to him hard and said anxiously: "Why didn't you stop them?"

"..."

How can you still blame me for this?

Why don't you say you don't want any gifts and have a good exchange of feelings with them? !

Now that they are gone, you are in a hurry.

What were you doing earlier?

Looking at Li Youzhi leading a group of male guests up the stairs, the on-site manager's face... was as complex as the differential expression of functional extreme value conditions.

And how can I stop it?

After so many years of working in the industry, this is the first time I have seen such trouble!

Who the hell asked him to come to our place for a blind date?

What a sin!