Growing up as a male god: After listening to the advice, I became a top-notch guy

After turning off his shaking hands, Li Youzhi opened the browser and searched for the blind date market in Chengdu.

It doesn't matter if you don't search, this search... it's really a knife in the butt, it opens your eyes!

Tomorrow weekend, in Tai'an District, Rongcheng City, where Li Youzhi is located, there will be only four large-scale blind dates accepting registrations!

This doesn’t even count the small gatherings hosted by marriage agencies.

Li Youzhi casually opened a blind date promotion page called "Aunt Wang's Marriage Salon" and couldn't help but smacked his lips.

Sure enough, reproduction is the ultimate meaning of human existence.

The blind date meeting started accepting registrations this Monday, and as of the last day of registration today, there have been more than 700 applicants.

You know, this blind date is not free - the registration fee is six hundred yuan!

However, Li Youzhi still endured the pain when he saw the slogan "Free blind date, hand-holding rate is over 90%" advertised on the promotional page.

I took out 600 yuan from my savings of just over 2,000 yuan after paying off Huabei, and submitted the information at the last hour of the registration deadline.

The next day, Li Youzhi got up early in the morning.

Although the weight loss task in the previous stage has been completed, the schedule that I have adhered to for so many days has become a habit. Even though he had decided to take a day off before falling asleep last night, his biological clock still woke him up at half past six.

As usual, he ran 12 laps around the school playground, had a simple breakfast in the cafeteria, and returned to his dormitory. Those lazy guys in Zhou Yuan had just gotten up.

Seeing Li Youzhi, who had put on a handsome suit and looked like an adult, as if he was about to go out, the friends in the corridor were shocked.

"What the hell, Brother Zhi, what's wrong with you?"

"I used to think Brother Bizhi was a little bit more handsome, but why do I feel like he's secretly a little bit more handsome than me today?"

"You can't pull me down. You and Brother Zhi were on the same level when he didn't lose weight. Now there's a thick barrier between you two!"

After scolding Gu Dong with a toothbrush in his mouth, Zhou Yuan wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and looked at Li Youzhi in confusion.

"Brother Zhi, you are so dressed up and so energetic, what are you doing?"

What Li Youzhi was wearing was the same casual suit he had bought outside the school on the advice of netizens.

At that time, I wore a slim fit, but now I wear it in a loose fit. Fortunately, he is tall enough, and although his clothes are a bit baggy, he has a lazy air.

The black draped suit, white shoes, and the black-framed glasses, although they did not improve his appearance, did raise Li Youzhi's actual temperament attribute of 50 to about 55.

I have lost weight, become taller and look better in clothes.

Facing the curious eyes of his classmates, Li Youzhi closed the dormitory door and grinned.

"Go on a blind date."

"Oh, bring some milk tea when you come back."

"More fries."

"Come back after crying. There is no paper in the dormitory."

(`)(`)(`)Farewell!

Looking at the few guys who turned back to the dormitory in an instant, Li Youzhi grabbed his handsome face with an attribute of 50.

Blanch!

What kind of attitude is this?

Do any of you talk to your father like this?

Li Youzhi raised his middle finger at the goods and walked out the door with brisk steps.

I signed up for the blind date, which was held almost half an hour's drive from the school.

Taking the bus, it was already ten o'clock in the morning when Li Youzhi arrived at the hotel where the blind date meeting was held.

At this time, the blind date party had already entered the venue. After scanning the QR code with the on-site staff to confirm the registration information, Li Youzhi entered the banquet hall on the first floor of the hotel alone.

The reason why Li Youzhi chose this one among the four blind dates in the same city today was firstly because he valued the 90% hand-holding success rate, and secondly because he wanted to be clean.

Several other blind dates allow family members, relatives and friends to be brought. According to the system's tasks, Li Youzhi requires suggestions for high-quality women. If this involves a whole group of family members, including seven aunts and eight aunts, how much time will it take?

But even so, when Li Youzhi walked into the hall with the blue "Marriage" No. 380, he was still shocked by the sight in front of him.

Oh boy, it’s so crowded!

There is a banquet hall of about three to four thousand square meters, with more than two hundred small round tables.

Opposite each table, there are red and blue chairs.

The mode of the blind date meeting is also very simple - everyone can move around freely, or find a table at random and sit on chairs of corresponding colors according to gender.

If you like a guest and the seat opposite the guest is empty, you can go over and chat directly.

Once the two parties have chatted with each other, they can hang their number plates on the marriage wall at the entrance of the banquet hall, and go to the restaurant on the second floor of the hotel to have dinner and further communicate.

As a bonus for the RMB 600 registration fee, the cafeteria on the second floor is open to men and women who successfully hold hands for free.

After understanding the pattern of the blind date meeting, Li Youzhi finally understood why when he signed up last night, the registration page stated "the success rate of holding hands is over 90%."

What a profiteer!

Using a buffet to promote hand-holding is even more despicable than match-fixing in the men's basketball team!

After standing at the door and watching for a moment, Li Youzhi walked to the east side of the banquet hall, found an empty table, and sat on a blue chair.

Taking advantage of the fact that no woman came to talk to him, Li Youzhi took out his mobile phone, took a photo of the scene, and sent it to his shaking hands.

"Following everyone's suggestions last night, we have arrived at the blind date!"

After he posted his work yesterday, it took about ten minutes to get a reply. But this time, as soon as the photo was sent, the comment area exploded!

"Ah ha, little brother, did you really go?"

"666666! I have never seen anyone so obedient in my life!"

"Hahahaha, as a male who has been arranged by his family for more than 20 blind dates and experienced more than 20 failed blind dates, I am just waiting for my little brother's heart to break!"

"Damn, it's such a big scene! Live broadcast, start the live broadcast!"

"If you say you're going to do this today, then I won't play games anymore. Just wait for the results of my blind date! Please share the woman's photos and the blind date process!"

Looking at the dozens of comments that popped up in the comment area, Li Youzhi wrinkled his nose.

Damn, a bunch of fun people.

Brother Zhi, I came here to ask for advice today. You really want to see me get rejected by a woman in a fancy way, right?

(`^)Zhazha!

Also live broadcast...Brother Zhi doesn’t want to lose face!

As a victim, Li Youzhi naturally knew what position his condition placed in the dating market.

He was already prepared to be rejected in any way, and what he was looking forward to was to collect as many suggestions as possible from these so-called high-quality women present so that he could improve himself and get rewards.

Therefore, it is impossible to live broadcast, even if you kill someone, it is impossible to live broadcast.

While Li Youzhi was thinking this, a new reply suddenly appeared in the comment area.

"Hahahahaha, look what I found! Our Xiaozhi took the advice the most and suggested live broadcasting the whole process. This will make it easier for us to give you advice!"

Beep!

[Receive suggestions (live blind date process), difficulty 2 stars, you can get F-level treasure chest after completion]

Damn you little cutie, you caught my weak spot!

Following the system's new task prompt in his ear, Li Youzhi decisively started the live broadcast.

Seeing the barrage rising instantly, and the number of people online in the live broadcast room reaching 200 in just two minutes, he waved helplessly to the camera and put his phone in his chest pocket.

After a while, a gust of fragrant wind came.

A woman wearing a green suspender skirt, with long flowing hair, and the foundation on her face that could cover half of the wall, sat down in front of Li Youzhi.

After looking Li Youzhi up and down twice, the lady in her thirties, holding the pink dating card No. 271, spoke.

"Going out on a blind date at such a young age, a rich second generation?"

Li Youzhi shook his head.

“Have you made money by starting a business in college?”

Li Youzhi shook his head.

"What's your current monthly income?"

Li Youzhi hesitated for a moment:

"It's not stable. It depends on the mood of my parents who are working in Africa. It ranges from 1,200 to 1,500. But..."

"You must be sick! Take up time!"

Before Li Youzhi finished speaking, Ms. 271 stood up angrily and went to look for her next home.

Rao was already prepared to be rejected, but the first battle, which ended in less than ten seconds, still shot an armor-piercing bullet into Li Youzhi's hard heart.

The beauty attribute of that girl just now was 40 points!

While Li Youzhi was feeling sad and angry, another burst of fragrant wind came.

"Is there a house, car, or parking space in this city?"

Li Youzhi shook his head subconsciously.

Before Li Youzhi could even see the other person's face clearly, the other person just left his waist and ass thick back and left quickly.

Don't be discouraged, don't be discouraged... It's impossible for everyone who comes over for a blind date to be so grumpy.

Patting his chest, Li Youzhi quickly calmed down and put a smile on his face.

Sure enough, boys who love to laugh will not have bad luck.

After a while, a short-haired girl holding the blind date card No. 101 sat across from him.

"Hello!"

This time, Li Youzhi didn't give the other party a chance to speak first.

Instead, he asked quickly before the woman spoke;

"Miss, what are your requirements for your partner? Or what are the conditions for the perfect partner in your heart?"

Being stunned by Li Youzhi's initiative, the woman blurted out without thinking;

"My requirements are very simple. I have a fully paid house in the city, a car with BBA title in my name, a monthly income of more than 50,000 yuan, and a year-end bonus of more than 200,000 yuan. After I get married, I am willing to transfer the house and car to me. It’s all in your name and you just need to turn in your salary on time every month.”

Li Youzhi held back the lump in his throat and tried his best to maintain his kind smile.

"Little sister, I can't meet your requirements for the time being. If I want to be like this, what suggestions do you have?"

Faced with his soul-searching questions, Ms. 101 showed an expression of "Are you an idiot?"

"I suggest you go to Dongshan Mental Hospital to have your brain examined! If I knew how it became like this, would I still come here for a blind date? I'm crazy!"

Watching 101 twist his butt, pick up the blind date card and leave, leaving only a strong smell of perfume, Li Youzhi spit on the ground.

You don’t even know how you ended up like this. Do you want to find a husband like this?

Sitting on the blue chair, Li Youzhi opened his eyes wide and looked at the bustling crowd around him.

Those people were faceless, walking in a hurry, holding blind date cards with crooked writing on them.

Li Youzhi read it carefully for a long time before he could see the specific content between the words.

Everything written between the lines is "matter"!

Where the hell is this blind date?

This is a temple!

Everyone has come to make wishes!