Group Pet Eldest Lady, She Just Wants To Be A Salted Fish

Chapter 59 Part 2 一 They are going to a variety show together.

Ruan Yōu didn’t like drinking, and with Gu Fuchen around, every time Jiang Huai tried to make her drink during their conversation, Gu Fuchen would block him and timely change the subject.

At first, Lu Jin used to take care of Lu Xuan, but later the little princess sneaked a sip of pure alcohol. Her head felt dizzy, but luckily she had eaten something before drinking, so she didn’t vomit. She leaned on the table and secretly drank some more.

Except for Ruan Yōu, everyone at the scene was drunk after half an hour.

Even Qi Zhiyan was not spared.

Ruan Yōu, with both hands holding her face, looked at the table full of drunkards and sighed hopelessly.

Just as she was thinking of going to see how many guest rooms there were in Jiang Huai’s house and whether she could drag the two little drunkards to bed, several overlords made themselves comfortable and fell asleep on the sofa or on the ground. She couldn’t move them.

Still lying down, the drunken Lu Xuan, while feeling wronged, covers her head and says, “Wuwuwu, my head hurts so much, there’s not enough air for so many people. Who took my air away? Give it back to me or I’ll beat you up~”

Holding a bunch of waste paper, thinking it was her bag, she walked out angrily, saying as she left, “Bye bye, I’m going out to find some fresh air.”

Ruan Yōu: ….

Not afraid of drunken gibberish, but afraid of drunken people running around.

Jiang Huai and Lu Jin drank the most, and upon hearing this, they immediately got up and followed, saying, “My head hurts too, let’s go out for some fresh air.”

It was already half past eleven in the evening, and there were not many people on the road.

Gu Fuchen and Fu Jiazhan weren’t very drunk, still retaining some clarity.

They also knew they had to bring Lu Xuan back. Qi Zhiyan stumbled along and followed. After getting drunk, she became very obedient, wrapped in clothes without saying a word, like a quiet doll.

Ruan Yōu wanted to bring Lu Xuan back, but she was in a bad mood after getting drunk and couldn’t be budged. She hadn’t drunk much, but her temper had multiplied by nine. She clenched her fists and glared at Ruan Yōu angrily, saying, “Bad Yōuyōu, I will find the air back, you’re not allowed to steal my air anymore!”

Ruan Yōu: ….

“I didn’t.”

Explanation were useless.

Lu Xuan attempted to open the door, struggling to embark on her difficult journey in search of air.

The others followed unsteadily. Ruan Yōu, feeling helpless, called Wei Wen and told her to come over while keeping an eye on this group of people.

The cold night wind was piercing, so before they left, Ruan Yōu had to take care of them and make sure they wore their hats.

“Stand properly!” Ruan Yōu said irritably.

Four overlords and one little princess, along with one obedient girl, were startled by the sound. Their six pairs of eyes turned to look at her, blinking with an expression of “Why are you being mean to me,” looking pitiful.

After the little princess finished looking, she nervously withdrew her gaze and continued fiddling with the door.

She was very angry.

This door was preventing her from searching for fresh air.

Ruan Yōu clenched her fists and took a deep breath.

Hold it in.

She would teach them a lesson once they were sober!

Gu Fuchen was tall, and she struggled to put a hat on him. Ruan Yōu had to stand on tiptoe, but she still couldn’t reach him. She had to bring over a small stool and stand on it to put hats on them.

One by one, she put the hats on, and the overlords were all very troublesome.

When she put the hat on Fu Jiazhan, he behaved very well. He obediently bent down and bowed slowly, showing proper etiquette. He bowed vertically and solemnly said, “Thank you, Yōuyōu.”

Ruan Yōu: …

So silly, help.

Apart from Qi Zhiyan, Fu Jiazhan was the easiest person to manage, and Ruan Yōu was satisfied amidst her speechlessness.

“You’re welcome.”

Upon hearing her voice, the other three overlords and the little princess refused to be outdone. They stared at her for a while, then slowly blinked their eyes, and after seven seconds, they awkwardly took turns bowing to her in an irregular manner.

“Thank you, Yōuyōu.”

Ruan Yōu felt hopeless.

“You’re welcome.”

At this moment, the little princess was still struggling with the door, but luckily, she managed to open it successfully.

She happily walked out, and the others quickly followed.

Ruan Yōu couldn’t care less and hurriedly grabbed her hat, following them and occasionally urging Wei Wen to come faster.

As they stepped outside, the cold wind blew against their cheeks, making them shiver.

Suddenly they became two percent more awake.

They knew they were outside and couldn’t wander around freely. They stumbled behind Lu Xuan, breathing in the fresh air.

Next to the Jiang Huai’s house, there was a department store that had already closed.

Inside the store, it was pitch black, except for a row of colorful lights flashing from the claw machines near the left entrance.

Lu Xuan became extremely excited when she saw the claw machines, “I want a doll!”

After saying that, she opened her arms and quickly embraced the claw machine.

Gu Fuchen had a moment of clarity. “A doll? Buy a rabbit doll for Yōuyōu.”

Ruan Yōu was slightly stunned.

She stood still, watching Gu Fuchen walk briskly towards the claw machine.

Before having the chance to be moved, Gu Fuchen pulled Lu Xuan to the side and stood in a big “大” character, tightly hugging the claw machine with both hands. He said, “The rabbit doll belong to Yōuyōu, everyone stay away!”

He guarded his younger sister’s rabbit doll!

Fu Jiazhan was puzzled, “She likes rabbit dolls?”

As he spoke, he joined the battlefield and clumsily patted the claw machine, trying to get the dolls inside out.

Qi Zhiyan, Jiang Huai, and Lu Jin saw the lively scene and instinctively joined the battle.

And so…

In front of one claw machine, there were four overlords and two young ladies.

Ruan Yōu didn’t understand, revealing a tired smile.

There are so many other machines next to it, why are you all fighting over this one now?

Oh.

They are not rational right now, nor do they have any intelligence.

Ruan Yōu urged Wei Wen again and had no choice but to buy them some game coins, allowing them to spend time at the claw machine until Wei Wen arrived to drive away this group of drunks.

The plan was beautiful.

Unfortunately, the drunks couldn’t even find the place to insert the coins.

Fu Jiazhan, in a dazed state, said, “Carry it back home.”

Gu Fuchen nodded like a pecking chicken and said, “After bringing it back home, smash it and grab the rabbit doll back.”

Ruan Yōu: ?

What kind of devilish talk is this?

Why do the domineering presidents who are doing well suddenly start openly robbing on the roadside after getting drunk?

In surprise, Ruan Yōu noticed that the six people in front of her had already started working together. Each person stood at a corner, exerting their efforts to push it towards the opposite direction.

Unfortunately:

The effect of force is reciprocal.

Pushing forward from all sides is the same as not pushing at all; they would only exhaust themselves.

The claw machine stood motionless in its place.

Ruan Yōu felt helpless.

They were wasting their energy like this.

However, the overlords are also clever when drunk.

After pushing for a while, they realized something was wrong and immediately stood aside, making efforts to push the claw machine.

Seeing the situation turning unfavorable, Ruan Yōu numbly sent a message to Wei Wen:

【Prepare a truck to come over.】

Wei Wei was surprised:【What are you going to do?】

Ruan Yōu paused, with a numb expression all along.

She couldn’t possibly tell Wei Wen一

The heirs of the top wealthy families are currently sneaking around a roadside claw machine. Now she has to take responsibility for their actions.

Ruan Yōu:【Contact the department store on Sanwan Road and tell them that I bought the claw machine at the entrance.】

In the future, when appearing on variety shows, I absolutely cannot let this group of people drink.

Wei Wen was perplexed, but she still complied.

While waiting for the truck to arrive like a god descending from the heavens to resolve this painful scene, Ruan Yōu received a call from his mother.

Ruan Yōu immediately walked away, distancing herself from those people who were bickering like elementary school kids, and stood at a distance where she could see them to answer the phone.

“Did you have fun today?” Ruan Liuyu in the video asked with a smile.

Ruan Yōu and Gu Fuchen celebrated Jiang Huai’s birthday, and Ruan Liuyu, Gu Youqian, Mother Fu, Father Qi and Mother Qi, as well as the parents of Lu Jin and Lu Xuan, also gathered together.

So, there were many people in front of the camera.

Ruan Yōu glanced in the direction of the claw machine with a headache and forced a smile: “I had a great time.”

Gu Youqian: “Are you still outside?”

“Yes, we’re out buying some things.”

Mother Fu reminded: “Be careful not to catch a cold in the cold night.”

After listening for a while, Father Lu exclaimed in surprise, “Are they arguing?”

The voices were very muffled, almost inaudible, but the order of their speech was chaotic, sounding like an argument.

Ruan Yōu hurriedly covered the microphone, feeling a mix of emotions and almost wanting to cry.

Yes, they started arguing.

A minute ago, they began arguing about whose home the doll machine should be returned to.

Gu Fuchen: “This is Yōuyōu’s bunny doll, so it should be at my house, of course.”

Lu Xuan: “No, I like the doll!”

. . . . .

Everyone was arguing and making a fuss, each with their own reasons, wanting to move the doll machine back to their own home.

Faced with this bewildering scene, Ruan Yōu curved her lips and forced a standard smile, saying, “They are competing for a certain industry, each hoping to take the lead in the market within that industry. Different ideas have caused some minor disputes, but it’s okay. It will be resolved soon.”

Highly intelligent answer: The business war was caused by different opinions.

Realistic answer: The six of them are fighting over a doll machine (A smile reveals a hint of despair and exhaustion.jpg1).

Gu Youqian frowned and said, “Why does Jiang Huai bring up these company matters on his birthday? No one is allowed to mention them. Let them have fun.”

Ruan Yōu nodded emphatically, “Okay.”

That night, the six overlords, the young lady, and the claw machine they were competing for were collectively sent to the villa where Gu Fuchen used to live.

At eleven o’clock in the afternoon, Gu Fuchen, Fu Jiazhan, Jiang Huai, Lu Jin, Lu Xuan, and Qi Zhiyan sat in a row in front of the sofa, their faces filled with confusion as they looked at the claw machine placed in the middle of the living room, all sending a puzzled look towards Ruan Yōu.

“Why is this here?” the six of them asked in bewilderment.

Ruan Yōu took out the surveillance footage that Wei Wen had urgently retrieved from the department store this morning. In order to save their faces, the original footage had already been destroyed, and the only embarrassing video was hidden in the USB drive in Ruan Yōu’s hand.

Ruan Yōu shook the USB drive in her hand and said with a sly smile, “Everything starts with the journey of searching for air last night.”

Lu Xuan’s round eyes were filled with big question marks.

“Searching for air? Who would say such a silly thing?”

Ruan Yōu: ?

Don’t jump to conclusions too soon, little princess.

Author’s note:

Later on…

After appearing on the variety show, the production team arranged for everyone to have drinks and chat.

Gu Fuchen, Fu Jiazhan, Jiang Huai, Lu Jin, Lu Xuan, and Qi Zhiyan were on high alert: !? Take the drinks away!