Greenery Reverses The Madness

Ye Yifeng was exhausted.

I fell asleep shortly after boarding the plane from Milan.

I was in a daze when I got off the plane, because it was the middle of the night, and the team found a hotel to stay as soon as they entered the city.

He entered the room and fell asleep.

When he woke up again, he realized that he and Griezmann were sleeping in the same room, each with a bed.

After taking a shower, he picked up his phone and turned it on to check, the inbox exploded.

All the numbers that can be saved in the address book sent him congratulatory messages for winning the championship.

What is inexplicable is that there is an unfamiliar number who sent a congratulatory message and signed it: Pep Guardiola.

Who knows if it's a prank?

Among the coaches, Penafiel's former coach Miguel Rell, Ranieri, Dieter Heiking, and some assistant coaches who have a good relationship with him.

Many former teammates in Monaco and Wolfsburg also sent text messages.

He patiently replied one by one. As for the family, it was very calm. Anyway, they only need to watch the news to know where they are.

At this time Saul sent him a text message.

are you awake?

Ye Yifeng directly called back.

After 3 minutes, he went to open the door.

Saul and Kirk tiptoed into the room.

The probe looked towards Griezmann who was still sleeping soundly on the bed in the room.

Are you two thieves or are you going to be a flower picker?

Kirk gestured to him to be quieter.

Saul took out a small plate in the palm of his hand from his back, with two seasonings on it.

Ye Yifeng frowned and said, What are you doing with mustard and ketchup?

Saul whispered something in Ye Yifeng's ear.

Ye Yifeng glanced at Griezmann who was still sleeping on the bed, shook his head and said, No, you guys are playing too much. If he is mentally weak, this shadow will accompany him for a lifetime, no no no!

Saul and Kirk were very surprised, they didn't expect Ye Yifeng to disagree.

Of course Ye Yifeng disagreed.

He shared a room with Griezmann.

Saul and Koke would smear mustard on Griezmann's ass and smear ketchup all over the sheets to give the impression that Griezmann had been sent through the back door.

This Nima is on the 17th floor. If Griezmann is too excited, he opens the window and jumps. With his speed and coquettish movement, who can stop him?

Ten thousand steps back!

He accepted it, he awakened, who the hell is responsible for the rest of his life?

Saul and Kirk had to give up.

Ye Yifeng had no choice but to warn them.

Play is play, trouble is trouble.

Don't make fun of Kikube!

It is estimated that it is because the mood of winning the championship is too high that there is such a crazy idea of ​​​​pranking.

Saul took the next best thing and planned to smear Griezmann's face with mustard and ketchup.

hehe.

Ye Yifeng was invited to join, Ye Yifeng had just taken a shower, he didn't want to get his hands dirty, so he shook his head and refused.

The two of them had a great time, holding back their smiles and gently smearing ketchup and mustard on Griezmann's face.

When the painting was finished, he proudly took a picture of Griezmann's painted face with his mobile phone.

Turning around, the smiles of the two froze.

Ye Yifeng was sitting on another bed and was recording with his mobile phone.

Hey!

Saul was in a hurry.

Ye Yifeng calmly put away his phone and said, Don't blame me, I have evidence.

Ah Choo!

Griezmann was probably stimulated by the smell of mustard. He sneezed a few times and opened his eyes, then rubbed his eyes. This time he got ketchup in his eyes!

Plop!

Shouting and falling to the ground!

I can't see! Ye Yifeng! What did you do to me?

Ye Yifeng had no choice but to step on his buttocks and said: Don't look up, be careful not to hit the cabinet, listen to my command, lie on your stomach and don't move.

He took a bottle of mineral water from the bedside table that he drank half of after waking up, and handed it to him, saying, Wash your eyes yourself, move slowly, and don't get the mustard in your eyes again.

Saul and Kirk stepped back out of the room carefully, making no noise as much as possible.

Mustard?! You are too much!

Wait until you can stand up and talk to me before discussing who is too much.

After Griezmann cleaned up the seasoning on his face, Ye Yifeng took out his mobile phone video to prove his innocence.

Griezmann looked suspiciously at Ye Yifeng after reading it, and asked, Why didn't you stop them?

Ye Yifeng replied naturally: Because I want to watch the excitement.

you!

Look, why are you targeting me? If I didn't take this video, wouldn't you believe what I said? Sunshine, if I didn't block them, you must be curled up on the bed now The corner is holding the quilt and screaming.

Screaming? Why?

Try what it's like to squeeze some wasabi into your ass and see if it drives you crazy and makes you scream.

Griezmann swallowed, feeling terrified.

Those two bastards are so cruel?

When going to the restaurant to eat, Griezmann sneaked directly behind Saul and Kok, and squeezed a bag of salad dressing into their collars from behind Saul and Kok.

Saul and Kirk turned their heads almost at the same time, and the last bit was squeezed on their faces.

The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look directly at it.

The other teammates and coaches couldn't help laughing, many of them were obviously obscene.

Griezmann, who had a blast, was very happy.

Saul and Kirk dared not speak out.

If there is a big trouble, the two of them will definitely suffer.

Ye Yifeng enjoyed watching from the sidelines.

Ah.

If you often walk on the mountain road, you will meet a tiger.

It's too bad to be a human being and go to the ground early!

deserve it!

Pack your things, put your backpack on your back and go downstairs to check out.

Ye Yifeng was holding the championship trophy in the lobby of the hotel, thinking that when he left the hotel later, he must hold the trophy in one hand handsomely, and his smile should match today's sunny weather.

But when he saw Carrasco playing with the championship medal, he frowned.

Medals?

Yeah, where's my medal?

He turned to Griezmann.

Did you see my medal in the room?

Griezmann took out his medal from his pocket and hung it around his neck, shook his head and said: Mine is here, I haven't seen you, don't try to grab mine.

Ye Yifeng made sure that he didn't have any medals in his bag. He remembered that the medals were still around his neck when he boarded the plane in Milan last night!

When you wake up, the medal is gone?

Fuck!

Big deal!

La Liga does not give awards, and the Champions League medal is lost?

And for nothing?

He stood up and held the championship trophy and hurriedly asked his teammates.

Have you seen my championship medal?

It looks exactly the same as the one you play in your hands and hangs around your neck!

Ye Yifeng was about to sweat, and when he turned around, the assistant coach Boggs held a medal in front of Ye Yifeng and said softly: Here, don't need to look for it.

call!

Ye Yifeng breathed a sigh of relief.

Thank you. It turned out that you picked it up. I thought it was stolen.

Boggs shrugged and said, I picked it up, but it wasn't stolen. You threw it away yourself.

Just as Ye Yifeng hung the medal around his neck, he was taken aback when he heard the words, and then said with a smile: This joke is not funny at all. How could I throw it away?

I'm not Mourinho, besides, this is the championship medal, why should I throw the medal?

Boggs sighed softly: On the plane yesterday, you took off the medal and threw it away not long after you fell asleep. I guess it's because you think it's uncomfortable on your neck.

Ye Yifeng was covered in cold sweat.

Fortunately, they were chartered flights, and fortunately, someone saw them and picked them up.

Otherwise, this wave of blood loss!

After the check-out procedure is completed, the whole team leaves the hotel.

Before Ye Yifeng walked out of the hotel, he saw fans gathered outside, and the whole street was overcrowded.

When Ye Yifeng walked out of the hotel holding the big ear cup high with one hand and smiling, God wanted to oppose him, the sunlight reflected through the trophy made him a little blinded!

He closed his eyes forcefully and instinctively turned his head to the other side.

When he stopped and rubbed his eyes, Griezmann took the trophy from his hand. When Ye Yifeng regained his eyesight and looked for his trophy again, he saw Griezmann put on sunglasses and held the trophy high. lift!

The surrounding crowd immediately raised their hands and cheered.

Fuck!

Steal the show!

So professional!

Why the hell don't you go to Barcelona?

It was not until before boarding the bus that Ye Yifeng received the Big Ears Cup from his teammates. He turned around and raised the trophy again with a smile towards the fans.

The burst of cheers was even more deafening!

Ye Yifeng was instantly satisfied.

Get in the car and go home.

When he stepped into the house, Tang Mo rushed over joyfully, and hugged him with a swoop, Ye Yifeng was almost knocked out of the house.

Fortunately, my waist is good and I can stand up!

Ye Jianhua and Tang Wenbin hadn't gotten up yet.

Liu Qiaohong said helplessly to Ye Yifeng: Your father and your Uncle Tang came back last night and drank some more, and didn't fall asleep until morning.

Ye Yifeng actually didn't quite understand the benefits of drinking.

But I think it should be because these two old men are happy that they are greedy.

Luo Qing, the prospective mother-in-law, was busy in the kitchen, and Liu Qiaohong also went to help. Tang Mo pulled Ye Yifeng to sit down on the sofa, and then she knelt by the side and took out her mobile phone, and gave Ye Yifeng a report vividly.

Spanish media, media from other European countries, UEFA, Asian media, Chinese media, AFC and other media or official comments on the UEFA Champions League final, the important thing is how to evaluate Ye Yifeng's performance.

Two shots and one pass won the cup.

It’s okay not to mention Ye Yifeng, but if you want to talk about Ye Yifeng’s performance, you can only sum it up in one word: praise!

Otherwise, it's scolding!

Compared with the AFC and Chinese media, the evaluation of the European media is relatively rational. For example, Ye Yifeng has been raised to the height where he can challenge Ronaldo and Messi.

After all, the Champions League championship is really not enough to truly be on an equal footing with the two superstars, whether they are the league champion, the top scorer, or the Champions League champions with more times.

But the AFC and the Chinese media quickly blew Ye Yifeng into a superman.

Ye Yifeng felt dizzy after hearing this, turned his head to look at Tang Mo, and asked, It sounds like I've become the master of the world?

Tang Mo's eyes shone like stars and nodded quickly.

Ye Yifeng blinked and said, Rub my shoulders.

Tang Mo quickly leaned over to rub his shoulders.

Give me a thump on my leg.

She bent down again and beat Ye Yifeng's leg.

Ye Yifeng tilted his head and said, Come up, move yourself.

Tang Mo's face was flushed immediately, he turned his head to look at the kitchen, and when he turned his head back, he said softly, Go back to your room.

Ye Yifeng let out a breath.

The feeling of winning.

Cool!